Nice young thing I see in the center, so I suggested we have lunch together next week. Chuffed that she accepted, especially as I must be twice her age. Since it is the first “date” if you like, would it be OK to take her to the center food court? I don’t feel like a slap up lunch if she might say “No” to any further lunches. What do you think, Hillary? You know the Thai woman’s mind, I don’t.
Just what do you want me to do, Petal? Hold your hand and wipe your bott-bott as well? Come on! You don’t need to be an Einstein to know that she would expect a little better than the Flying Vegetable restaurant from someone twice her age. You also come across as someone more than a little “keeniow” Jeff. But don’t let me put you off, go and have a lovely lunch and then take her to any bar beer with balloons. You’ll be amongst friends!