Evil trying to get a leg over!

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Dear Hillary,

It’s Evil Knievel again. (Did I hear a groan?) I was looking at a Harley Davidson motorcycle the other day and thinking if I had 3,000,000 baht to spare would I buy one? Then I laughed to myself, it takes a huge effort for me to put my leg over the saddle to get on my Honda Wave, with a Harley I would need a crane! Okay a change of subject, I was talking to my female students who are all grown up now, they were interested in how young Thai girls could fall for an old foreigner. I explained that it was the same in the two countries I had previously lived in. You would see an old millionaire with a pretty girl on his arm, waiting for him to pop off as the saying goes. No difference here, an old foreigner does not have to be a millionaire but even his age pension is big money to a young Thai girl. No difference Hillary, well that’s my story. I will try and mount my Honda Wave now and pretend it’s a Harley. Love to You All at the Mail.

Evil

 

Dear Evil,

Aren’t you just the sweetest man, describing in such graphic detail how to get your leg over – but getting away from the throbbing motorcycle theme, you are correct in your observation of the old men and young ladies, and it doesn’t matter what country. The problem is that there is nothing for the old ladies and young men!