Dear Hillary,
I need your help. I have to choose between two gorgeous girls here. Both of them are real lookers, so there’s nothing to choose from there. Both come from up-country, so that’s the same. Both of them are quite happy with the salary I give them each month and don’t ask for more. I have known them both for just over three months and they are both about 22 years old. Both want to move in with me and I am having a problem keeping it so they don’t know about each other. I don’t want to use “eeny meeny miney moh” to choose. Give me some test so I can choose the best one. I am sure that one of these two girls is the one for me.
Undecided
Dear Undecided,
Goodness me, Petal. Just who do you think I am? Clairvoyant? You give me some sketchy details saying they are both beautiful, come from Isaan probably and you are giving them both a “salary”. Do they have nice temperaments? Do they help little old ladies across the road? Do they have strong religious beliefs (which might not fit with yours)? What are their families like? Have you met their family and are you accepted by them (and they accepted by you)? There are some of the adult questions you should be asking, but you are not. I suspect you are either very young or very immature, or both. My advice is to keep going with the two of them and live with them both. You’ll soon see who rules the roost. The one with the most feathers left. Lots of luck.
