Dear Hillary,
We’re right into 2012 already and I reckon 90 percent of the New Year resolutions will have been broken by now. I was going to give up the beer, but that didn’t last past January 2. What about you, Hills old bean? What resolutions did you make and break?
Thomas
Dear Thomas,
A little less of the “Hills old bean” if you don’t mind, Petal. Yes I have already broken a New Year’s resolution too – and that was to ignore stupid, crass and senseless people like you for the whole 12 months. I only lasted a week, and here I am with sparks flashing from my eyes as I reply to your drivel. I am going to make myself write out 100 times “I will not respond to rubbish letters. I will not respond to rubbish letters. I will not respond to rubbish letters. I will not respond to rubbish letters.” Whew, four down, only 96 to go…
