Brain lockers at the airport

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Dear Hillary,

What possesses all these chaps who write to you having put houses and cars in their wife’s name, and they say “Thank you very much” and then sell the lot under their noses?  Why?  They don’t do that sort of idiot thing in their own countries.  Has me beat, and so many of them do it.

Jeremy

Dear Jeremy,

On application for a visa to enter Thailand, there is another piece of paper to be signed, which signifies that the person applying for the visa must leave his brain at the airport.  Many do not realize that this is optional, and sign and leave the brain in one of the special lockers at Suvarnabhumi.  This goes a long way to explaining this.  As you so correctly point out, they don’t do this at home, but do here.  I have given you the answer, it is because at home they still have their brains, but only here do they leave them at Immigration (just ask the Immigration policeman and he will show you the locker area).  See, simple explanation for something people think is so strange, including you, my Petal!