Wednesday, 09 July 2014 16:57

Sharing is caring?

Dear Hillary,

If I hadn’t been spending most of my holidays and money in Thailand for the last 20 years, I would think that Pattaya Mail made up these letters.  But I know that these ignorant people actually exist, and there’s a lot of them in Pattaya.  And of course Phuket, Samui and elsewhere.

I have “my own” girlfriend in Thailand, when I am there.  I know what I need to know about her, after knowing her for nearly 4 years.  I really like her.  I trust her with everything because she tells me just about everything.  She shows me mails and texts from farangs abroad, and ask me what it says.  And sometimes she asks me to reply these people.  I can speak and write ‘Thinglish’.   Whatever will happen to me and my lovely Thai woman, she needs money.  I could never pay as much as she needs, I know that.  And she knows that.  So on my last holiday in January, in Pattaya, I thought that the best I could do for her, was to let her work all she wanted.  I said that I would still pay her every day, on the condition that I would wake up with her.  We made a set of extra keys to our guesthouse.  I must say that this arrangement worked out perfect for both of us.  I like some time on my own.  Oh, and she told me that I could take a girl ‘short time’ if I wanted to.  I never did though.  I am fine with my Thai woman.  I have never sent money and she has never asked for it.  She ‘use’ me to get information about farangs. I like to give her advice.  Some of the worst people in Asia are actually from the West, in my opinion.

I will never understand farangs who go into a bar, meet a girl, and then want her out of the bar as quickly as possible and back home to her village, and pay for that (she will come back to the bar as soon as the farang has left for home, of course).

Me (47 y.o.) and my Thai woman (36 y.o.) get along because we both know the realities of life, I think.  I respect my Thai woman, and any other bar girl/woman.  I would do exactly the same, if I was a poor Thai woman, or just a woman.  It beats factory work or construction work, in my book.


Dear Peter,

I had to shorten your letter just a little for space reasons, and I am glad that you are another farang happily in a relationship with a Thai bar girl.  Your situation is a bit different from Lucky Farang as your is closer to a ménage a trois, rather than a monogamous one, but if it works for you, then just keep going Petal!

Wednesday, 09 July 2014 16:54

The case against the price war

Dear Hillary,

In reply to Eddie who wants the girls to lower their prices - Hey Ed, This is Thailand where what goes up rarely comes down.  Some hotels can be almost empty but rather than lower their rates they lay off staff.  You come up with a logical answer to the working girls problem.  Lower your price?  But will the landlord lower her rent?  Will the song-tow driver allow her half fare or must she survive on Mama noodles and Pla-kapong as the food vendors have a set price.

If your boss has trouble selling his product, would you take a cut in wages?  I think not.  You can front up to social services and claim hardship and will be looked after.  These girls don’t have that option.  It’s either go home or work Beach Road, where they have to put up with “Cheap Charlies” like you, who even try to get a cut rate on a B.300 short time.

That’s right Ed, I remember now, you are the guy I have to step around outside 7/11.



Dear Sean,

I think you are being a little hard on Eddie.  He’s only outside the 7-11 because he is waiting for the morning shift to come and open Suckers Beer Bar at 10, or 11 or whenever mamasan drags herself out of bed.  BTW, I don’t think Eddie can claim hardship, as he is on a frozen pension.  Frost-bite perhaps?

Wednesday, 02 July 2014 17:56

Happy endings

Hello Petal?

I read so many stories about men getting taken advantage of and always it seems to be the Thai’s fault.  I do not agree.  Some people are suckers by their own design.  I too have had the money relationship and was very well aware of it at the time.  But after a time I decided to change my situation.  In doing so this allowed me to meet a very wonderful woman.  We have been married for 2 years now and I have to be honest, I have never been so content and happy in all my 59 years.

My wife is not nor has ever been a bar girl.  She has a 16 year old daughter who is the best mannered and most well behaved 16 year I have ever dealt with.  As for money, she controls it all and I had to break her of the habit of reporting how much she spends and for what.  Still if she wants to buy something for herself or OUR daughter she wants to advise me in advance.  Now back to the other relationship I had.  Any money I lost it was my fault because my heart and gut told me it was a bad situation with no chance of ever being a long lasting relationship.  Maybe I was lonely but I always hoped for the best. I should have listened to my heart - it never lies to me.

Now I am faced with a new problem.  My mother of 78 years and my wife are best friends.  So when they agree on something and I don’t, it is 2 against 1.  I always surrender to them as they are my life and my job is to keep them both safe happy and healthy.

So tell you readers there are millions of good people here in Thailand they just may have to step away from the bars and tourist areas to find and meet the real Thais.

You get what you ask for here, maybe some people just need to understand what it is they are needing and want they are asking for.  If you could maybe post a few more happy endings stories in your column it may change one person’s mind and guide one more to a fulfilling life here in the land of smiles.



Dear Gene,

Your letter finally got to me via a roundabout way, but it did, and it tore at my heartstrings too.  You are obviously a very kind man but you should be aware that when your mother, your wife, and your daughter agree on something you don’t, then it will be 3 against 1.

I am very glad that you got out of the prior relationship, relatively unscathed, but I do mention caution.  Your new relationship is only two years old, and most of the horror stories I receive here can come after many years of marriage.  But I do also know that marriages can fail at any time, in any country, especially in the western countries.

As far as ‘happy endings’ are concerned, you are still at ‘happy beginnings’, but I do wish you and your new family all the best.

Wednesday, 02 July 2014 17:54

Sandman has doubts

Dear Hillary,

Sorry I had to send this letter by motorcycle taxi, but I was afraid you might recognize me if I delivered it by myself.  As you will see when you read it, my problem comes in trying to find out if my Thai GF is being true and faithful to me, or maybe two-timing while I am away for six weeks at a time (I work off-shore).  I am suspicious because every time I ring her it rings through, but then she rings me back 10 minutes later and says she was having som tam and had left the phone in her handbag.  If I question this, she always has a girlfriend there who tells me that they were having so much fun they didn’t hear the phone.  She also needs to know exactly the day I will get back to Thailand - makes me think there is someone else in the house who has to vacate before I get back.  What do you think about me getting back early one month?  I am getting all screwed up inside, thinking about it all when off shore.



Dear Sandman,

You did not tell me how long has your relationship been going.  Is this something new, or have you been together for years?  There must be more to it than just not picking up the phone when you ring.  You have left out too many details, Sandy.  From what you have told me, there is nothing to get worried about - but give me the full story.  I don’t think that getting back early would achieve much either.  Even if there was somebody in the house, they could be genuine relatives staying for a couple of days.  How would you know?  There are private investigators if you want to spend the money, but sit down first and look at the situation and then make up your mind as to whether you really have a problem, or is this something related to yourself and your attitudes and expectations?

Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:46

Find a Farang department

Dear Hillary,

I have the answer to the man (Matchmaker) who has some “good” Thai ladies looking for husbands.  So nice to hear that you are happy with your Thai girl.  I have been with my wife for more than 20 years.  I have never looked back.  My advice regarding your Thai friends looking for a Farang, I would have to say that the chances of these girls finding a “normal Farang man” are very slim.  I hear many times a Farang would ask, “are there good Thai girls out there?”  I have been here long enough to know that there are many good, girls out there; however, 80 percent of Farang men I have met over the years, well, put it this way - I would not take them home to meet my mother.  My eldest daughter is 23 years old this month, she will be starting her masters in July. I hope to god that she will find a good Thai man. The last thing I want is for her to be with a Farang but at the end of the day it is her choice.  Your girl’s friends, they look at you, just a normal guy with a savings account and they see that you and your girl are happy and that you take good care of her.  And they want some of that too.  My advice to you is to drop the matchmaking, you may be able to find a find a Farang for these girls but if and when it goes wrong, guess who will be in a world of pain?  So be happy, love your girlfriend but drop the matchmaking.

Thai Mark


Dear Thai Mark,

You have hit the right mark with your reply to Matchmaker.  With things as changeable as human emotions, it is best to stay away.  Let these women find their own Farang husbands.

Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:44

Man with long distance lorry driver GF

Dear Hillary,

I asked a school teacher from Chiang Mai for a date.  She wanted to bring some other ladies for security.  I said I am too old for protection, but she can bring as many ladies as she likes.  Then she drives 12 hours to Pattaya to see me again.  Take it easy with the ladies and make fun and you will take their heart.



Dear Vern,

Aren’t you the lucky one?  Drives from Chiang Mai to Pattaya to see you again.  What is your secret attraction?  I once had a suitor who drove all the way from South Pattaya to Jomtien, but then claimed he had to rush off, but did give me 20 baht for the baht bus home.  Keep plugging away, my Petal.  You’ve got the game sewn up it would seem.

Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:43

Checking on bars on the daily walk

Dear Hillary,

One of your correspondents (Sad Old Walker) was complaining at the price of everything here, including girls for fun.  This could be me talking... as well as walking; I echo Sad Old Walker’s’ sentiments entirely.  He sounds as though, like me, that he’d be better off in his own country and only visiting Thailand periodically; and avoid getting involved in bar girl culture in any way at all.  It’s up (or down) to the girls to get clued up about their own self worth; though 2,000 baht a night is 100 percent more than I ever paid for female company a few years ago.  Maybe, unlike me due to a severe visual disability, Sad Old Walker could get hold of a push bike and become upwardly mobile?



Dear SOW2,

As I replied before on this topic, what is this 2000 baht a night nonsense?  And this is tied up with self worth you say?  What are they selling?  Accommodation at 5 star hotels?  Or raffle tickets?  Or sponsorship of chamber of commerce evenings?  I am sorry to read about your severe visual disability, perhaps this is why you are having trouble with 2000 baht.  Is it recognizing the big notes from 100 baht ones?  All very confusing.  Perhaps you could train the seeing eye dog to sniff out the 1000 baht ones?

Wednesday, 25 June 2014 16:41

Hillary silly?

Dear Hillary,

When you meet someone and you know they are the right person for you, it doesn’t matter whether they work in a bar or work in a university.  That’s it, they are the one.  You are in love.  You go on a lot about finding good Thai women, but they are really all the same, so don’t keep on about it.  If the girl comes from a bar, just enjoy and ignore the advice from silly old people like Hillary.



Dear James,

What a silly mixed up young boy you are.  You are not describing “love” to me, Petal, you are describing infatuation.  You are ignoring the fact that girls who work in the bars are in it for the money.  Nobody forces them to work there.  Undoubtedly a young inexperienced male like you will fall “in love” with a lady from the bar.  It has been said many times, and this is not a Hillary original, but you can take a girl out of the bar, but you can’t take the bar out of the girl.

Wednesday, 18 June 2014 16:45

Bar girls aren’t doing it easy

Dear Hillary,

(This letter came in Thai language, so I have translated it for you, gentle reader.)  All the time the foreigner complains about Thai ladies from bar.  Thai ladies have plenty complain about foreigner too.  Come to bar, think they own everything, want boom-boom, but not want to pay lady.  Now no customers so Mamasan say lady go home, but with what?  No money to go home.  No money to send to Mama, and foreigner think he now can do anything.  Foreigner think not need pay.  We need pay too.



Dear Nok,

(I replied in Thai language to her, but here is a shortened version of my reply in English.) I understand your problems, but unfortunately we all have problems from time to time, and especially right now in the low season.  There are not enough rooms being filled in the hotels, so staff have to be laid off, and those staff are used to sending money home to Mama also.  There’s no ‘easy money’ like there used to be.  Just try to be the best in whatever job you choose, and you won’t get laid off.

Wednesday, 18 June 2014 16:45

Wanting a price list - or a menu?

Dear Hillary,

You’d think that these bar girls would realize that this is a very, very low season, so just like everyone else they have to be prepared to lower their prices.  They may be gorgeous, but are they thick or something?



Dear Eddie,

As well as being insulting, it shows that Nok (the letter above yours) does have a genuine complaint.  “Lower their prices” for what, Eddie, my sweet petunia.  Possibly for putting up with people like you, Eddie?  Are you gorgeous?

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