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I give, they take

Friday, 09 December 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 49 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I have a great ‘give and take’ relationship with my wife’s Thai family doing all the taking, while I do all the giving.  The association has been mutually…

Long Tall Sally perhaps?

Friday, 09 December 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 49 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, Last night in the bar I met the most beautiful girl.  I have never seen anyone as gorgeous as this girl, she is tall even taller than me…

A fool and his money are soon parted

Friday, 02 December 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 48 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, Are the people round this neck of the woods getting even more stupid than before?  Mid-sixty year old Australian executive meets the girl of his dreams in a…

The concise works of Hillary

Friday, 02 December 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 48 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, When are you going to collect all your writings into a book?  I reckon it would have to be a great hit.  I have mates overseas who read…

Drunken philanthropist

Friday, 02 December 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 48 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, One of my workmates is getting sillier and sillier in his old age (62).  Goes out, gets a skinful and starts giving away his money to the nearest…

Spelling’s not in the curriculum?

Friday, 02 December 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 48 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I am a 14 year old boy at one of the schools and I am not sure if I have a problem.  Every moning (sic) I have been…

Spelling 101

Friday, 25 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 47 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, This is Dickie Knee again.  I live in Chonburi and I cannot beleave (sic) the amount of garbage around.  Their (sic) is a brand new market and bars…

Five times as savvy?

Friday, 25 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 47 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, Have you nothing better to do with your time than answering idiots who write in (email in?) with their ridiculous problems, all caused by themselves being so stupid…

Threat to kill

Friday, 25 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 47 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, One of my best friends here in Pattaya has fallen for a real hussy from a beer bar who is now milking him for everything.  Unfortunately he is…

Required reading

Friday, 25 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 47 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, You have often mentioned books that newcomers to Thailand should read like Stephen Leather’s Private Dancer, and now you should add “Falangs in Thailand” to that list.  This…

Champagne and chocolates

Friday, 18 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 46 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I would like to come and visit you on my next trip to Thailand and present you with some champagne (the good stuff, naturally) and chocolates (soft centers,…

The answer for middle-aged women?

Friday, 18 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 46 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I can’t stop myself trying to hit on middle-aged women.  I reckon that they should be getting pretty frustrated by the time they’re in their 40’s, and with…

Beware of the Living Dead

Friday, 18 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 46 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I’ve been here for about 10 years already and it beats me how all these blokes get themselves into so much trouble with the local girls, and end…

Felonious parking with intent

Friday, 18 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 46 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, My car was involved in an accident while it was parked at the side of the road with nobody in it.  A large 4WD just clipped the front…

Finding the “good” girls

Friday, 11 November 2011 Issue Vol. XIX No. 45 By Hillary
Dear Hillary, I have to laugh at all your letter writers, wondering if they have found THE ONE, when they should start looking at themselves to see if they would…
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