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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd. Nominated for the Lorenzo Natali Prize

Here we go again… Part 2

If the US recovery is strong, sustained and broad then interest rates will likely rise in time to cap the risk from rising bubbles. This, in turn, will leave us the substantially overpriced US market and more moderate global equities and risk premiums to deal with. The market would likely decline, but not disastrously so. Grantham then states, “If, however, the economy only limps along, which seems more likely to me, then we run a very real danger of a third dangerous bubble in stocks and in risk-taking in general.”

Despite the seemingly obvious financial disaster this would create, Grantham remains convinced that the Fed chief would still refuse to raise interest rates. “Bernanke will do nothing to let the air out gently. His lack of anti-bubble action is pretty much guaranteed.”

While the end of such events is notoriously hard to predict, generally speaking the larger the bubble the greater the shock to the economic and financial system when it finally bursts. The key questions are, how can the economy recover from a third seismic shock? And where would the resources to revive the economy come from?

Improving unemployment just might provide a hook from which to hang our hopes. That combined with something to dash the speculative spirit. Otherwise history will likely repeat itself without the financial mentalists having learned from their past mistakes.

Looking at the current economic fundamentals, Grantham believes we are facing a clear range of possibilities and these correlate with the “great divergence” referred to by S&P award-winning fund manager Scott Campbell during his recent Bangkok visit - basically an environment where anything that can happen probably will happen.

Those who believe that history repeats or has patterns that emerge over time may be interested in the fact that many of the problems of the “Tragic Year” started in Europe which is also at the heart of the heightened risks and financial shockwaves right now. The difficulties that the global economy faced in 2008 were comparable to the scale of those experienced in 1929. And the equity markets’ initial reactions until the beginning of last year also were very similar.

[FIGURE ONE]

[FIGURE ONE] The stimulus packages distorted the picture by providing strong temporary support to equity markets. Observers such as Ron Paul have said the GDP and market rebound is due entirely to stimulus measures which have led to an artificially overvalued position today.

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[FIGURE TWO] A Dow below 6,000 today is what we might be looking at without the short-term artificial boost from the rescue packages. This coincides much more closely with Grantham’s views on the real value of the Dow today.

The implication that we will see a 40% fall when the stimulants wear off may be alarming, but just look at what could happen if we then track the tragic year of 1932 and its consequences.

[FIGURE THREE]

[FIGURE THREE] It may be much too early to start thinking that the worst is over and it might well be time to wake up to the fact that, after the unprecedented stimulus which has helped paper over the cracks in the market has finally worn off, a DJIA plummet to below 3,000 next year rising to just more than 5,000 in three years time is a distinct possibility if history repeats itself.

If so, it may be time to start feeding Bernanke’s overfed bull to the bears.

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

Weddings and the three P’s

Next time you are asked to shoot a wedding, take my tip. Say No! As an amateur, it is really too great a responsibility to take on. And it is a very real responsibility. If something goes wrong, you can’t say, “Don’t worry. We can take it all again next Saturday…”

One very experienced wedding photographer even went so far as to call the craft, “Hours of controlled patience, punctuated by moments of sheer terror and intense bursts of creativity.” However, amateur or professional, you will get roped into photographing at least one wedding in your lifetime. You have been warned.

However, to make it less of a terror, here are some guides to photographing someone else’s ‘big day’. It is because it is someone’s big day that it becomes so important to get it right.

Wedding photographers talk about the three P’s - Preparation, Photography and Presentation. From the amateur photographer’s point of view, the first two P’s are the most important, although you should not forget the last one.

Preparation. This includes going to the church, temple, registry office or whatever before the great day to see just what you can use as backgrounds, and where you can position the happy couple, and their parents, and their bridesmaids, and their friends, and the neighborhood dogs and everything else that seems to be in wedding photographs. Note where the sun is at the time for the wedding. Just by doing this, you at least will know ‘where’ you can take some photographs.

Preparation also covers talking to the couple and finding out just what they expect to be taken. Preparation also covers ensuring your cameras are functioning properly. Note too, that I said ‘cameras’ because there is nothing more soul destroying than having a camera fail during an event such as this. Pack two memory cards as well. Preferably, the second camera will be the same as the first, so that your lenses will be interchangeable. Yes, lenses! You will need a wide angle (say 28 mm), a standard 50 mm and a short telephoto (say 135 mm). The wide angle is needed for the group shots and the standard for couples and the tele for “head hunting”, looking for those great candid shots.

Now comes the actual photography itself. You have already written down all the shots that the couple want, so you can cross them off your list as you go. One series of shots should be taken at the bride’s residence, and this includes the bridesmaids. Many of these will be indoor shots, so take your flash and bounce the light off the ceiling to soften the effect of the flash burst.

Now you have to rush to the church or wherever the actual ceremony will be, so you can get the bride outside, ready to walk down the aisle with her father, or whomever is giving the bride away.

With those shots out of the way, now you can go and get the ceremony and I do not recommend that you use the flash for these photographs. For some religions, this is a solemn time and flash bursts are very intrusive.

Cross off the rest of the shots as you cover them - the signing of the register, emerging arm in arm, confetti or rice and then the formal shots of the wedding groups.

After all this, everyone is dying for a beer and head for the reception. However, you must wait a little while yet. There is the ceremony of cutting the cake to be done, and photographs of the guests enjoying themselves (other than you).

Having crossed every shot off the list, make for the drinks department yourself. You’ve earned it. After all, you have probably taken around 100 shots at least by now!

The final ‘P’ is presentation. Photograph albums are inexpensive, so put the best shots from each series into a couple of albums and present them to the couple as your gift. And as your final job, make the mental resolve to never photograph another wedding as long as you live!


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

Diverticulitis

A couple of friends have been hospitalized recently with acute abdominal pains. After examination, the diagnosis of ‘Acute Diverticulitis’ was made, coming as a result of ‘Diverticular disease’.

The good book states that the term ‘Diverticular disease’ comes from the Latin word ‘diverticulum’ which means a “small diversion from the normal path”. However, the late, my old Professor of Anatomy Max Hickey, claimed it was Latin for a “wayside inn of ill repute”. His definition was much more memorable.

However, a diverticulum as it refers to you and me, is a small ‘balloon’ that pops through from the inside to the outside of the colon, and usually seen in the descending colon which leads down to the rectum and anus.

When you have a few of these diverticulae (plural of diverticulum – Latin) we say you have the condition called ‘diverticulosis’. This condition, on its own, does not produce any symptoms, so you do not know if you have it.

When diverticulosis causes symptoms, it can do so in one of two ways: first the balloons can rupture into the abdominal cavity, causing localized irritation and inflammation or produce an abscess. This inflamed diverticulosis is now called ‘acute ‘diverticulitis’. Patients who have diverticulitis often will usually present with a sudden onset of pain located in the lower left part of the abdomen over the sigmoid colon. It is frequently exquisitely tender and is associated with fever and a high white blood cell count.

Secondly, the diverticulae can begin to bleed to produce significant amounts of rectal bleeding. This can also be painless, just to confuse your gastroenterologist!

So who gets it? If you are Caucasian and you are over 65, then you have a 50 percent chance of having it already. The reason given for this is the lack of bulk present in the diet of industrialized countries allowing muscle contractions to create localized areas of high pressure allowing diverticulae to form. Some researchers say that the pressure created by muscle contractions of the left side (sigmoid) of the colon are considerably greater than those of the right side (ascending colon). This could explain why diverticulae are more common on the left than right side of the colon. However, this does not explain why Asians get diverticulae on the right side. (Ah, the mysterious East! Or perhaps the theory is wrong!)

Acute diverticulitis is usually diagnosed by the typical history and a physical examination demonstrating tenderness over the sigmoid colon (left lower part of the Caucasian abdomen). Fever and a high white blood cell count generally confirms the diagnosis. A CT scan or ultrasound of the lower abdomen can be very helpful in showing an inflammatory mass over the sigmoid colon.

If the presenting symptom is rectal bleeding, this can be a bit more difficult to diagnose and is frequently a “diagnosis of exclusion” by which we can find no other cause for the bleeding. Fortunately this is not common, and less than five percent of people with diverticular disease of the colon will bleed.

Acute diverticulitis is treated with antibiotics for 7-10 days. These antibiotics frequently have to be given intravenously. Diet is often severely limited during the first few days of treatment. Most patients will recover completely, but occasionally surgery is necessary in order to drain all the infected material and completely empty an abscess cavity.

So can you do something to stop your diverticulosis becoming diverticulitis? It hinges on eating more fiber. High-fiber foods, such as fresh fruits and vegetables and whole grains, soften waste and help it pass more quickly through your colon. This reduces pressure inside your digestive tract. Aim for 25 to 30 gm of fiber each day. Fiber works by absorbing water and increasing the soft, bulky waste in your colon, but if you do not drink enough liquid to replace what is absorbed, fiber can be constipating.

Respond to bowel urges. Do not delay. Delaying bowel movements leads to harder stools that require more force to pass and increased pressure within your colon.

Finally, exercise regularly. Exercise promotes normal bowel function and reduces pressure inside your colon. Try to exercise at least 30 minutes on most days. At least try!


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,

I am getting very close to marrying my Thai GF as I would like to make sure she gets anything that she’s entitled to as a married woman. This woman is not a newbie, but we have been together for over a year and that’s long enough to get to know somebody. We have spoken about getting married and she said she wants to and this should be done in her village, but she has told me that it will be expected that I pay for everything, the party and the monks and all and this will be around 200,000 baht. Is this the dowry, or does that come on top as well? It is really getting all too expensive for me as I am on a pension and with the currency exchanges I am getting less and less every month. What’s the score, Hillary?
George

Dear George,
You don’t say whether your Thai girlfriend is a young girl or an older woman and whether or not she already has children, as these factors can influence the ‘bride price’ which is what is going on here. Quite honestly, it all seems a little expensive, my Petal, especially as a village ceremony is not recognized (even in Thai law) as a legitimate marriage as far as making sure the girl gets all the entitlements. Only those marriages in the local amphur where you get a wedding certificate at the end of it are ‘real’ weddings. I know you say that you have been together for a year, but I wouldn’t say that is really long enough, or you wouldn’t be writing to me. Tread carefully, George. Tread carefully.

Dear Hillary,
The German chap in Rayong (two weeks ago) has to be careful not to bring in the money in large lumps, or he will get the attention of the AMLO people who will be alerted by his bank (that is the law) that money is being transferred from overseas. Get advice from a reputable financial services company before going much further. Thanks for the fun column, Hillary. I always enjoy it.
Jason

Dear Jason,
Thank you for the information, which I think could be quite important. You don’t want to get on the wrong side of an organization like AMLO. Fortunately, I have never had this problem, as the financial people are interested in amounts less than 100 baht, my usual stipend. Sometimes it is good to be poor and I do envy those people who can buy champagne and chocolates at will. Maybe in my next life…?

Dear Hillary,
I have a fairly delicate problem but it is one that threatens to upset my entire family. This is why I am writing to you. My older sister has told me she is going to come over for a couple of weeks in December and I just know it will be a disaster. First, every time she goes anywhere for “just a couple of weeks” she is still there one month later. As she is the oldest in the family, she criticizes everything I do and I also know she will bring men home, which is not the right thing to do in front of my children. How can I persuade her not to come?
Janine

Dear Janine,
There are a couple of ways around this problem, Petal. First off, you can threaten to go away on holidays yourself. After all December is a good month to visit the family yourself. You could always go and stay with her! Or you can ask some other friends to come over so there is no room. You can decide to redecorate and there will be no spare rooms without painters tarpaulins and ladders. Or you could do what you should have done many years ago - just say, No! You do say that you have children, so it’s not as if you are 12 years old. She may be the oldest in the family, but it’s time you just stood your ground. Do something positive. Time you took charge of your life.

Dear Hillary,
I had a small argument with a bar girl the other night - over money, what else? It was mainly the old ‘time is money’ routine, where I felt I had paid enough for a short time encounter, but she felt it warranted a long time fee. I refused to pay, as any other man would do under these circumstances. She told me that she is going to Japan because her boyfriend belongs to the Yakuza and she will bring him back to “fix” me. After thinking about it, I wonder if I am in any danger or not. What do you think, Hillary?
Should I Be Worried

Dear Should I be Worried,
Thai girls are no different from other girls when it comes to dreaming up a few porky pies to bolster up their case. I doubt very much whether she has a nine-fingered friend in Japan, and I am also sure that she will not be jetting off to see him to extract retribution from an unpaid bar alliance. Think about it and stop being a wimp. In the meantime learn to eat sushi.


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya

Splice: (Canada/ France/ US, Horror/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – Two young, rebellious, and to me mostly repulsive scientists defy legal and ethical boundaries to forge ahead with a dangerous experiment: splicing together human and animal DNA to create a new organism. Named “Dren,” the creature rapidly develops from a deformed female infant into a beautiful but dangerous winged human-chimera, who forges a bond with both of her creators - only to have that bond turn deadly. If you have sex with an underage creature that’s only 50% human, does that count? And when your wife has sex with a creature that’s 50% her daughter, is that incest or bestiality? These are the ridiculous moral questions raised by this film. If these questions keep you awake nights, this movie is for you. I found the two leads disgusting human beings and their relationship with each other a dismaying demonstration of the worst in human behavior. An unpleasant movie. Rated R in the US for disturbing elements including strong sexuality, nudity, sci-fi violence, and language. Generally favorable reviews.

Toy Story 3: US, Animation/ Adventure/ Comedy/ Family/ Fantasy – I have seen this, and I think it is inspired. I loved every minute of it. The set-up: Andy, the boy who owns the toys, is now 17 and ready to head off to college, leaving Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Jessie, and the rest of the toy-box gang to ponder their uncertain futures. When the toys are accidentally donated to the Sunnyside Daycare center they’re initially overjoyed to once again be played with, but their enthusiasm quickly gives way to horror as they discover the true nature of the establishment under the rule of the deceptively welcoming “Lotso” Bear. Starring the voices of Tom Hanks and many other talented actors; there are 302 characters in the film, and they’re all gems! In 3D (and it’s real 3D) at Pattaya Beach, in 2D and Thai-dubbed elsewhere. Reviews: Universal acclaim.

Huang Pee Teng / Luang Pee Teng III / The Holy Man III: Thai, Comedy/ Drama – The continuing misadventures of a young, self-confident, and stubborn monk who, in trying to escape from a world of confusion, only finds more confusion.

Little Thing Called Love / First Love / Sing Lek Lek: Thai, Comedy/ Romance – A young and ordinary high school girl has a big crush on a heartthrob senior at school, played by for-real heartthrob Mario Maurer. To make him see that she exists in his world, the girl tries to improve her physical looks and tries to become a star at school, without getting the results she wants.

Salt: US, Action/ Thriller – I found this engrossing, quite entertaining, and skillfully done. Just fun. And Angelina Jolie is magnetic, a true wonder, a star in the real sense of the word. She plays a CIA officer on the run, accused of being a spy, using all her skills and years of experience as a covert operative to elude capture and prove her innocence. A bombastic, complicated, old-school spy action-thriller. Thai-dubbed at Big C. Generally favorable reviews.

Step Up 3D: US, Drama/ Music/ Romance – Breakdancers! Third installment of the Step Up series, popular with fans of dance films. Showing in 2D at Pattaya Beach except for one very late showing each day in 3D; in 2D only at Major.

Boonchu 10: Thai, Comedy/ Drama – Another in the homespun teen comedy series of a country boy’s adventures in Bangkok.

The Last Airbender: US, Action/ Adventure/ Family/ Fantasy – I‘ve now seen the 3D version, and yes it is darker than the 2D version, not as crisp, the colors a bit muddy. So you’re better off seeing the 2D version now playing. If, that is, you plan to see it at all. And despite the terrible reviews it has received, it seems to be doing well enough. In 2D only now at Pattaya Beach, and at Big C it’s 2D and Thai-dubbed. Generally unfavorable reviews, one point away from the category “Overwhelming dislike.”

I’m disappointed with the film, but I love the source material, the 61-episode American animated television series on Nickelodeon, titled Avatar: The Last Airbender. My recommendation still is to buy this truly fine animated series, and skip the movie.

Inception: US/ UK, Drama/ Mystery/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – A brilliant and extraordinarily challenging film that has gotten ecstatic reviews from those attuned to director Christopher Nolan’s brand of mind games. For them, a not-to-be-missed event. Highly recommended. At Pattaya Beach only. Generally favorable reviews.

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice: Completely disposable. If you have nothing else to do and want to waste a couple of hours without thinking too much, this is one way to do it. Especially if you like the persona of Nicolas Cage. Apparently Cage wanted to make a feature length movie based upon the Sorcerer’s Apprentice segment of Walt Disney’s Fantasia. Cage plays the sorcerer and Jay Baruchel plays an average college student who becomes the apprentice – the character played by Mickey Mouse. I am way put off by the physical mannerisms and irritating, whiney, unpleasant voice of Jay Baruchel. I don’t know how he got to be such a star. At Pattaya Beach only. Mixed or average reviews.

Tukky: Thai, Comedy/ Romance – Thai fantasy tale of an ugly princess in a magical land. Not at Major Cineplex.


Staying happy in Paradise - the Counseling Cornerr

What is a psychosis?

Richard L. Fellner

‘You’re psychotic!’ That’s supposed to be the ‘polite’ form of the phrase ‘You’re insane!’, used by some when they can’t explain the actions of a person.

In deeply nature-bound cultures, people whose behavior strongly deviated from what was perceived as ‘normal’, were treated by magicians and shamans. In the West, however, they were locked up in so-called ‘insane asylums’ where they often received cruel treatment. Only in the 1930s, psychiatrist Karl Birnbaum introduced a first definition of the medical term ‘psychosis’: according to his theory, biological roots defined the form of the disease, while its severity, beginning and course would be strongly influenced by psychological factors, so new ways of treatment were experimented with.

The importance of the factors involved in psychiatric diseases was subjected to historical changes: while the ‘mentally ill’ were considered as uncurable before psychiatry became a medical science, after Birnbaum and Freud, psychotherapy had its heyday. Currently, we are again in a phase with an emphasis on physical (neurological) theories and treatments. Sometimes, treatment is so focused on pharmacological prescriptions that even patients feel that ‘something is missing’. The most successfull concepts in modern therapy therefore involve a multi-strategic approach of pharmacological, psychotherapeutic and social therapeutic aid.

People experiencing psychosis or psychotic episodes may report hallucinations or delusional beliefs, and exhibit personality changes and confusion. Depending on its severity, this may be accompanied by unusual or bizarre behavior, as well as difficulty with social interaction and impairment in carrying out every day activities due to feelings of anxiety, irritation, moodiness, and passive or indifferent behavior.

As patients are often intimidated about having to fight mental problems or might perceive their own situation in a distorted way, it is essential that friends or relatives do their best to help them get a proper diagnosis and therapy. If treatment starts early, the chances of stabilization and returning to a balanced and stable life increase significantly.

Live the happy life you planned! Richard L. Fellner is head of the Counseling Center Pattaya in Soi Kopai and offers consultations in English and German languages after making an appointment at 0854 370 470.