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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd. Nominated for the Lorenzo Natali Prize

Politics and economics - not a good mix

I never talk about politics because I try to limit myself to rational topics of which I have some understanding. In the past I have only ever commented on politics or politicians when they have impinged on my chosen field of economics. Sadly, this seems to happen more and more frequently. I prefer the old-fashioned idea that economics was something which existed very much outside the political realm. The spectre of politicians getting involved in fiscal and monetary policy is a bizarre nightmare that haunted much of the 20th century but happily independent central banks have, in many cases, now once again attained some levels of independent power and responsibility.

In particular, I never comment on Thai politics because I really do not feel qualified to add anything to the debate, having only lived here for 16 years (even in another 50 years I doubt if I would have any real understanding), but I do recognize that Thailand might fail to capitalize on the opportunities presenting themselves to Asian investment markets if political risk continues to affect the country’s economy.

Last month, Scott Campbell, CEO MitonOptimal Guernsey, MBMG Group’s S&P award-winning affiliated portfolio manager, spoke to investors here in Bangkok about the great divergence between Western markets, which in many cases are still significantly below the levels of ten years ago, and regional stocks which have increased three-to-fourfold since the Asian crisis. Local valuations remain reasonable and a number of structural factors such as the growth in domestic consumption and markets, the rapid expansion of intra-regional trade and favourable demographics will continue to offer an advantage to the East over the West and to other developing markets rather than developed markets for perhaps the next 30 to 40 years. Asian population distribution looks similar to that of the United States in the Baby Boom era.

Scott Campbell stated, ‘’The region is exporting within itself. This has shown that Asia is much less dependent on the West which is very positive... An economy that has a higher proportion of population in younger age groups is in much better shape than economies that have an aging population. India, for example, will progress through the baby boom stage and isn’t projected to reach the top heavy state that is now starting to impact on the growth of the US today until 2050. In long term trends this theme is very supportive of emerging markets growth for another 40 years or so.’’

Scott also noted that other shifts have occurred from West to East - “In the past, a high-risk portfolio was emerging market bonds, Japanese equities and developing market property. At the same time a low-risk one contained US government bonds, German blue-chip companies and UK property. Now, the situation is completely reversed.’’

Asian commercial property is particularly attractive with low gearing ratios and, in many cases, good yield carry - unlike western commercial property markets where higher leverage and low or negative real yields make asset prices extremely vulnerable.

While Thailand’s economic fundamentals are attractive, political risk is currently a major obstacle. Scott highlighted the relative underperformance of the baht during a period which has seen a significant rebound in ASEAN currencies (other than the Vietnamese Dong!).

‘’Currency is a barometer of political risk and the Thai baht has been pretty much flat since last year [on a trade-weighted basis]… If the political risk gets sorted out, then you may see the Thai baht appreciate just to catch up with the other regional currencies which it has lagged during this time.’’

Currency change relative to US$

Long term observers such as Dr. Mark Mobius have noted that Thailand started to underperform in 2004, when political tensions first began to affect the economy. If so, it may well account for much of the underperformance identified in research by John Sheehan of Global Market Asia which shows that Thailand’s economy has significantly lagged over the last few years in terms of economic growth rates, FX rates and stock market valuations relative to those ASEAN neighbours which have not only caught up with but have overtaken Thailand.

If you take the superior GDP growth rate of the Philippines and apply this higher rate to Thailand’s growth from 2005, it can be seen that by the end of 2008 Thailand’s GDP would have been somewhere between US$30 billion and $40 billion higher than it actually was. Hopefully, the political stalemate in Thailand is now much closer to a resolution and any undervaluation that this has caused in local assets and/or the currency now represents a buying opportunity.

The following chart highlights the dangers of dogmatic political extremism to an economy. It does not really make any significant difference who is in charge as long as extreme influences do not dominate the political agenda (see Graph 2).

GRAPH 2

With all three candidates in last week’s UK election fighting hard over the middle ground, that should be comforting news. However, the actual paucity of choices makes us glad we do not follow politics. Alexis De Tocqueville said that in a democracy we get the government we deserve. You might feel that this is a harsh way to look at the choices facing voters in Thailand and the UK where politics seem to have descended into Hobson’s choice! In both cases, the incumbent prime ministers may have a lot going against them but one widespread view is that maybe they have limitations as politicians just because they are decent, honest and sincere people. Maybe the depressing, universal truth is simply that good people make bad politicians and vice versa.

Having lived in Thailand for sixteen years not only means that I have not been here long enough to qualify to comment on Thai politics but also that, on the other hand, I have been away from the UK so long I am afraid I cannot tell one party from the other. Let’s just hope that not only is De Tocqueville right but also that our Karma yields good political results and I can just go back to fretting about what I do know something about - the relatively less tangled web of the investment world ... did anyone see the Goldman hearings last week?

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

The ‘decisive moment’

Henri Cartier-Bresson, the originator of the phrase in photography, “The Decisive Moment”, died in 2004, aged 95. However, he will be remembered for his contributions to photography forever. However, despite his fame and notoriety, he was never one to look for personal publicity, and in fact hid from it.

He was born in France in 1908 and initially studied painting, following much of the Surrealist school of thought of the time. However, by the time he was 22 years old he had dropped art for photography, but began to apply the art concepts he had been exposed to towards photography.

One of the factors that allowed Cartier-Bresson to do this was the advent of the small portable cameras, such as the Leica fitted with a 50 mm lens, which was to become Cartier-Bresson’s favorite instrument. He believed that the photographer had to become part of what was going on, and after becoming ‘in tune’ with the subject, it was then possible to capture the essential moment, the very essence of the event. This was explained by Cartier-Bresson in the foreword to his book, published in 1952, Images a la Sauvette (The Decisive Moment). He called it “The simultaneous recognition, in a fraction of a second, of the significance of an event as well as the precise organization of forms which give that event its proper expression.”

With this concept and the portable lightweight camera, Cartier-Bresson became one of the principal ‘street’ photographers. A true journalist with a camera - a photo-journalist. He would record not just a parade, but also the people watching the event, and their reactions to the event.

Take a look at the classic photo to illustrate the decisive moment. The shot was taken in 1932 at the Place de l’Europe, where the marooned man has finally realized that there is no way out, and having made the decision, launches himself off the ladder. That split second, that decisive moment caught by Cartier-Bresson in such a way the viewer can feel the moment still today, 72 years later. In his words, “There was a plank fence around some repairs behind the Gare Saint-Lazare train station. I happened to be peeking through a gap in the fence with my camera at the moment the man jumped.”

He recorded the Spanish Civil War in the 1930’s and then WW II, but was finally captured and he became a POW. He escaped three years later, and was there to record the liberation of Paris from the Germans.

Of course, he was by that stage becoming an icon, and in 1947 joined forces with two other ground-breaking photojournalists, Robert Capa and David Seymour to form the Magnum agency. However, for Cartier-Bresson, news was much more than the photo-journalists were showing. It was necessary to get behind the scenes.

Cartier-Bresson and his confreres forged a name for hard hitting news photography. Cartier-Bresson spent almost 20 years there, covering Mao Zedong’s victory in China and the death in India of nationalist movement leader Mahatma Gandhi.

Regarded as one of the pioneers of photojournalism, his pictures now hang in art galleries around the world, with a retrospective in Europe to be extended to allow more visitors the chance to view his work.

Friend and fellow photographer Lord Snowdon paid tribute to him saying, “He was brilliant. I will miss him very much. I don’t think he’d like his work to be called art, he would like to be remembered as an anonymous figure. His books record moments that can’t be captured again.” Again that concept of the ‘decisive moment’.

But by 1975 he gave up photography. “All I care about these days is painting - photography has never been more than a way into painting, a sort of instant drawing.”

Ex-French President Jacques Chirac said Cartier-Bresson’s death was a major loss to his country. “France loses a genius photographer, a true master, and one of the most gifted artists of his generation and most respected in the world.”

In 2004, the world lost a photographer who had vision and the ability to record his vision in a way the world could understand. The decisive moment will always belong to Henri Cartier-Bresson.


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

ED is more than a talking horse

It seems that a large percentage of expat males in this country live in fear of ED. Not Ed the talking horse of the 60’s black and white TV, but Erectile Dysfunction! It is seems this affliction is life threatening.

Judging by the number of signs outside small medical clinics, Erectile Dysfunction, or ED, must be very prevalent in Thailand. The sign usually indicates the treatment as well, where take your choice from Viagra, Cialis or Levitra. It’s all there on the sign. Salvation is here. Hallelujah, ED has been conquered, just like we did with smallpox all those years ago.

I used to have a very old cat. Didn’t do much, just slept under the back stairs most of the day. Got up a couple of times for a pee and something to eat and then went back to sleep again. But that cat was a hell-raiser in his heyday. No female tabby cat was safe with him around.

What has that to do with ED, I hear you ask? I would suggest - everything! You see, I believe that lots of males out there get this ED label hung around their necks, until they begin to believe it. Somehow, this fit young virile 50 year old suddenly gets this disease called ED when in his 60’s. Where did this disease come from? How did he get it? How do you get rid of it, and how do the rest of you make sure you don’t get it either?

Before we get too much further into this, I want you to think back to when you were in your late teens, early twenties. You could run 100 meters in well under 13 seconds. Now you probably can’t run that distance at all. Is this a new disease? Should we call it “Leg Dysfunction”, or LD for short?

When you were in your twenties, you had no problems reading the newspaper, but by the time you were 40, it was becoming a bit of a problem. By the time you were 60, you really had problems with distance vision as well as reading. We should probably call this “Visual Dysfunction”, but the initials VD have already been taken, so let’s call it “Seeing Dysfunction”, or SD for short.

In your twenties you probably didn’t have any problems with the erectile thingy either. You know, the dangly bits. In fact, it was probably overactive. But as you got older, the frequency and intensity began to slow up somewhat. By the time you were 60 you were told you had this terrible disease - ED. But what’s the difference between LD, SD and ED?

I would suggest to you, that there is no difference. I made up LD and SD, because neither is a true “dysfunction”, but just the natural aging that occurs. Likewise, I would suggest that ED is not a true “dysfunction” when it occurs later in life. It is just part of the natural aging process too. You haven’t got a disease. You’re just growing older, like my cat.

Now there are a few differences from Mr. Tom Cat and Mr. Tom Expat. Sex is not just procreational, it is recreational, and is something about which we have built up great mystique. We judge ourselves on our horizontal abilities, rather than our intellectual achievements. Those with younger wives feel that they are letting the side down (or something else) if they cannot rise to the occasion (sorry about that) every night, or every second night, or every “whenever” that you have decided “homework” should be done.

So what should be done about it? Well, first off, the Viagra, Cialis, etc., do work, but they open up much more than just the door to the bedroom, they open you up to physical exercise (I was going to say “viagorous” exercise, but Ms. Hillary stole that line) for which your body might not be fit enough. This is why these medications should only be taken after examination by a doctor, to ensure your general level of fitness is good enough. Homework shouldn’t become undertaker’s work!

Talk to your doctor and get a good check-up first!


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,

What with clothes being so cheap in Thailand we have friends who keep telling me they are bringing an empty suitcase so that they take all their new clothes back with them. The problem is that both of them are around a size 18, or just about twice the size of the local women. They are really going to stand out here. I have been looking around the fashion shops before they come, but the clothes establishments (even the designer shops) just don’t stock size 18, and “one size fit all” just doesn’t work in this case. Do you know of any places that sell larger sizes? If you don’t, how do I tactfully break the news to them?

Karl Lagerfeld

Dear KL,

I am honored! A famous designer writing to Hillary. And wanting my advice on fitting dresses to models. It’s just a pity the models in question are so large. The best places for bargains in clothes are still Pratunam in Bangkok, but that’s a bit too close to all the ruckus we’ve had this month. If they are coming in three months, then they can spend some time looking - but size 18 is just a little bit optimistic. However, all is not lost. Tailoring for women as well as men is very inexpensive in Thailand. They will make anything to measure in 48 hours (they’ll tell you 24, but it usually takes a couple of fittings). Tell your friends to bring over any favorite outfits and they can also copy these right down to the last stitch, and at a price very much less than the cost of the original items in their home country.

Dear Hillary,

I am a frequent visitor to Thailand and Pattaya I have read the books written about bar girls also read with interest your column whilst in Pattaya and at home on the net, it is a great source of quality information and amusement, so I should have been prepared.

I am divorced and two years ago I met a young lady in one of the sea front bars and the usual holiday romance ensued, liking this girl too much I arranged for her to return to her family home in Chiang Mai while I returned to Liverpool and began sending her money on a monthly basis. I can see a number of you shaking your heads already.

After lots of contact via email telephone and a few further trips back to Thailand and our feelings being even stronger, we applied for a six month visa to the UK and I brought my young lady home. We returned to Thailand in the November last year and were married; now we reside in the UK but hope to live in Thailand by this time next year.

All my family and friends adore Lek and she brings to me fits of laughter on a daily basis, this Thai lady is a joy to be with full of genuine love affection and compassion.

Lek works extremely hard in and around the house and garden and always has a smile to give to everyone, the elderly people next door think she is a true treasure and are extremely fond of her, so am I one of the lucky ones or are the Thai girls too much maligned by a few bad apples amongst them?

Happy Harold

Dear HH,

Are you a lucky one? I think the old hands would say you definitely are the lucky one, Petal. However, just as there are “few bad apples” as you say, there are also a few good apples, and it would seem you have found one. But I hasten to caution that your romance is still only two years old, with much of that time being spent apart from each other. The ‘honeymoon’ period is still on. For your sake (and hers) I do hope you will be just as happy in another two years. Let me know.

Dear Hillary,

I still wonder if the letters you get are real. Surely people aren’t as stupid as they make themselves out to be? It seems as though these old people are on a course of self destruction, because they all fall for the same old traps and tricks. Are there that many lonely people out there? Are they so lonely they will take companionship from anyone, no matter how much it costs?

Lyall

Dear Lyall,

“Are there that many lonely people out there?” Yes, Petal, there are. Older men do get lonely and it is very difficult for them to find intimate satisfaction in the western countries, being thought of as some sort of pervert for even thinking about female company. So you can see it is easy to understand why they come to Thailand and get caught up in the bar scene. The problems occur when they become so involved with one of the bar ladies that they confuse the fact that they are buying rent-a-friends, not a lifetime lover. Are the letters real? Are the situations real? Just re-read Harold’s letter (above yours) and you can see the genuine needs of a divorced man, which were filled by a young lady from a bar. Perhaps not the best situation, but one that is working for him.


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

If you want to see some fictional violence for a change, you have some dandy choices this week. The most extreme, should you care to try it, is “Ong-Bak 3”. But “The Losers” is right up there. Or there’s “R Hood”, “Iron Man”, “Ip Man”, andNightmare”.

Now playing
in Pattaya

Robin Hood: US, Action/ Drama – Robin Hood as gladiator, brought to life by Russell Crowe, all grunting and scowling. This re-visit to Sherwood’s most famous forest is brought to you by Ridley Scott, responsible for “Alien” and “Gladiator”. It’s something of an origin story, finding historical context by telling of Hood’s early days as an archer in the service of the lion-hearted King Richard. Mixed or average reviews. Thai-dubbed at Big C.

It does have impressive visuals and some great sweeping battle scenes, and strong performances by Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett, William Hurt, Max van Sydow, and Mark Strong among others. But it took me a long while to get interested in the main characters during the back-story, and the 1199 AD events of King Richard on his last crusade. Much seemed to be happening in darkness in the middle of the night (okay, a little day-for-night is all right, but this went on and on until everything seemed one shade of murk!). I defy anyone to figure out what was going on during the early part of the film, or more pertinently, why it should matter.

But after the story got going, it was okay. It is loud, noisy, and confusing in the modern way of showing battles, where clarity is sacrificed for jittery, jumpy editing, and you are left with visual impressions, not information, and get visual rhythms rather than storytelling. If you like this sort of thing, well, you will like this, because it’s that sort of thing.

I’m struck again by what huge endeavors movies like this truly are. So many – probably thousands – of people were given employment, and that’s obviously a good thing. Not only actors, but costumers, armorers, set builders – actually in this case town and fortress builders. Many artisans of all kinds. It’s a huge enterprise, and much of the craft involved is truly impressive: the details of the time and place. If I think it’s all ruined by the editing that’s so in fashion, well maybe it’s just because I’m from another era and somehow don’t like or even want to like the present day rapid-fire, video-game influence in movies. Call me old fashioned, not with it.

I appreciated much of the craft, but I didn’t have much fun.

Ong-Bak 3: Thai, Action – Tony Jaa in the historical martial-arts conclusion of the two-part prequel to the “Ong-Bak” movie that made him a star in 2003. Rated 18+ in Thailand. It’s sickeningly violent.

I really object to the level of violence that Tony Jaa so relishes in his latest film. It really is too much. For a good half hour at the beginning he is tortured over and over until he’s lifeless, then revived and tortured some more, until his body is a broken, bleeding near-corpse. This is truly alien to me, and I object to what he expects me as an audience member to put up with. We’re not all as sadistic as Jaa is masochistic.

Aside from the torture and some Buddhist nonsense, the picture is fascinating. Jaa is a true artist, and has expanded the form of the martial arts film in unforeseen ways, incorporating not only many strands of martial arts disciplines, but also many strands of Thai culture, and its dances and rituals and meditational poses. He again incorporates traditional palace dance forms into this film, probably to the dismay of action junkies. I think his films, which always have surreal qualities, are exceptional works of art.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (scheduled): US, Action/ Adventure/ Fantasy/ Romance – Based on the video game, which I’ve played, as a matter of fact. The film is set in medieval Persia when a nefarious nobleman covets the Sands of Time, a legendary gift from the gods that allows its possessor to turn back time. Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Gemma Arterton, Ben Kingsley.

Shrek Forever After - 3D: US, Animation/ Adventure/ Comedy/ Family/ Fantasy – The further adventures of the giant green ogre, Shrek. Now domesticated and bored, Shrek makes a pact with deal-maker Rumpelstiltskin to get the real ogre feeling once again, but is duped and sent to a twisted version of Far, Far Away. With the voices of Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Julie Andrews, and Eddie Murphy. In 3D at Pattaya Beach, Thai-dubbed 2D elsewhere. Mixed or average reviews.

The Losers: US, Action/ Crime/ Mystery/ Thriller – After being betrayed and left for dead, members of an elite Special Forces black ops team root out those who targeted them for assassination. Loud, fast, and unrelentingly violent – but it’s also funny and well-acted, which will make all the difference for some action fans. Mixed or average reviews.

A Nightmare on Elm Street: US, Fantasy/ Horror/ Thriller – A group of suburban teenagers share one common bond: they are all being stalked by Freddy Krueger, a horribly disfigured killer who hunts them in their dreams. As long as they stay awake, they’re okay. Critics have not been kind to this remake, saying that it lives up to its title in the worst possible way. Rated R in the US for strong bloody horror violence, disturbing images, terror, and language. 18+ in Thailand. Generally unfavorable reviews. Thai-dubbed at Big C.

Iron Man 2: US, Action/ Adventure/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – Directed by Jon Favreau, starring Robert Downey Jr. It isn’t quite the breath of fresh air that “Iron Man” was, but this sequel comes close, with solid performances and an action-packed plot. I was particularly impressed with the work of Mickey Rourke. If you enjoy action movies, you should like this one; it has the requisite sound, fury, and flash. Mixed or average reviews. Thai-dubbed at Big C.

Ip Man 2: Hong Kong, Action/ Biography/ History – The second in a trilogy of semi-biographical martial arts films based on the life of Ip Man, a grandmaster of the martial art Wing Chun and the first person to teach Wing Chun openly. One of his students was Bruce Lee. Thai-dubbed only, not at Major.

Furry Vengeance: US, Comedy/ Family – A real estate developer faces a unique group of protesters: local woodland creatures who don’t want their homes disturbed. Live-action animals with animated mouths. 92 minutes of abuse. Generally unfavorable reviews.

Sam Yan: Thai, Comedy – Usual regurgitation of Thai slapstick comedy. A dead passenger on a bus returns to haunt the driver, etc. Rated 18+ in Thailand. In Thai only.


Staying happy in Paradise - the Counseling Corner:

Agitated

Richard L. Fellner

Armed conflicts are hard to process. Subconsciously they remind us of our own mortality and trigger a strong impulse to sympathize with either the aggressor’s or the victim’s side. After that, the position taken will rarely be corrected. A headwind will often amplify this, sometimes by suppressing or distorting new perceptions and information.

This momentum explains why so many individuals as well as international media and organizations had such obvious difficulties to name the violent aspects of the political protests that took place. An openly signaled sympathy for the proponents of democratic values by individual reporters would be justifiable - but having to read and hear terms like ‘defense’ or ‘justifiable anger’ even after arson and attacks against civilians took place, many of us were stunned by the noticeable partisanship and rationalization of the damage caused.

A dynamic we saw in the camp of UDD was just as disturbing. Many people inside the camp as well as many supporters outside were so emotionalized by the passionate speeches (which constantly alleged the government of having an intent to kill them), that when their leaders finally called to immediately stop the radicalization at the time of their arrest, it did not help anymore because the train was already at full speed. Not least because revolutionary movements often attract elements who join them not from political belief but rather for the pleasure of destruction and violence - a drive just waiting for the appropriate opportunity to unleash.

Live the happy life you planned! Richard L. Fellner is heading Counseling Center Pattaya in Soi Kopai and offers consultations in English and German languages (after making appointments at 0854 370 470).