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Money matters:   John Sheehan Global Markets Asia

The inevitable demise of Western Democratic Capitalism? Part 5

Low Interest Rates-Blessing or Curse?

Amongst all this chaos one major contributor to the 2008 crisis will continue to reign unchecked: low interest rates. With the exception of a few short term spikes, we have just experienced a 30-year long period of overall gradually reducing interest rates. This has served to continuously lower the cost of credit and thereby boost productivity and drive up wealth. We may wish to applaud ourselves for how well we have done economically in the past generation, but the reality is that much of this has been achieved as a result of money becoming cheaper to borrow.

Rock-bottom interest rates were a fundamental contributor to the scale of the 2008 crash and mark the end of the interest rate road. 2008 was not a once in decade downturn, it marks the end of an era. Now there is nowhere else to go; interest rates are close to zero and cannot drop any further in order to stimulate markets and kick-start recovery. It will be interesting to see how the world copes without this advantage in the future.

Given the weak prevailing economic fundamentals, and not wishing to appear unpopular once again, governments will be reluctant to significantly increase the cost of money for the foreseeable future. Borrowing will therefore remain cheap which will continue to encourage speculation - money will chase money seeking to find any form of advantage, no matter how small.

John Sheehan, Global Markets Asia

Bubbles will therefore continue to run amok unabated for the sake of keeping the multi-trillion investment industry in a job. So far we have seen bubbles in dot.com, property, oil, equities in 2009, gold maybe, and then what next? All speculative markets are at risk to unwarranted speculation and a complete lack of logic as to why investors are piling in. Fundamentals are irrelevant. Data is prevailing over common sense and judgment. Investment will be governed by technology, mathematicians, probability theory and greatest short-term speculative upside - the same casino mentality that previously consumed the markets and fuelled the huge scale of the 2008 crash.

The politicians will of course encourage and applaud this mirage in order to bask in the reflected glory. They will claim that speculative rises are in fact a “certain sign of commercial recovery,” and vindication of how competent they are and a direct result of their expert handling of their economies!

They should enjoy their dream whilst they can as it is likely to be the only good press that they will benefit from for a long time to come. Their feebleness and lack of leadership is summarized by their acquiescence to the financial sector.

As Gordon Brown unfortunately said in his Mansion House speech of June 2002: “What you as the City of London have achieved for financial services, we as a government now aspire to achieve for the whole economy!” Government attitude to what is the biggest financial challenge of the modern era is that the financial system led us into crisis and will lead us out! In other words they are entrusting the future of the western democratic system entirely into the hands of the culprits that were instrumental in making the mess.

The size of the 2008 crisis shocked the markets, politicians and governments, and exposed “the emperor’s coat” of the 21st century - complex new financial products and derivatives that only a handful of people at the sharp end of the business truly understand. Even within the investment banks that generated these products, few people outside the trading fraternity really got it. Everyone else, including the CEOs of the now defunct investment banks worked on the “emperors coat” principal. If the industry that created these products struggled with understanding, what chance for the politicians and the dull ranks of bureaucratic advisers and regulators that are supposed to keep things in check?

The immense size of the unregulated financial sector that integrates these new products has hardly changed since 2008, and very little meaningful progress has been made in terms of proper regulation since crisis hit. Derivatives, credit default swaps, interest rate swaps, money market funds, repo market; add it all together and the total exceeds USD 1.1 Quadrillion! Throw in the USD100 Billion or so balance sheets of the regulated banking sector and the world is now at risk from exposure to the financial sector at a level equivalent to 20 years global GDP, 85 years of the US economy and 250 years of the Chinese economy!

If it is any consolation, the chances of this lot melting down together is probably remote, but the scale of what has been unleashed upon an unsuspecting world by the financial sector is staggering, and the world seems oblivious to the risks it is allowing to build up in its midst!

So what happens next?

“Expect the unexpected” is probably the most accurate prediction that can be made for 2010. Expect sovereign debt crises, reckless protectionism, short-sighted fiscal decisions, strikes, sudden erratic surges or dips in the capital markets, and a whole host of stuff that we haven’t even thought of.

All of this will continue to pile on pressure onto an already beleaguered capitalist model. For how much longer will the people tolerate this situation until at least fundamental re-engineering is demanded, or the system risks collapse? Were the dollar to lose its elite status as reserve currency for the world, the US economy would face Armageddon. For now the USA can in theory continue to print virtually infinite amounts of debt as long as the world continues to buy its debt for next to nothing.

Looking forwards, the defining moment may well be the day that foreign buyers stop subsidizing the USA and demand a higher return on investment in US Treasuries. The problem then is interest rates rising significantly and the cost of servicing burgeoning national debt increasing sharply beyond the capacity of its Treasury. Such an event could occur within twelve months or ten years, but when it does a point of no-return will be reached, and the world order will probably change dependant upon who is poised and ready to take advantage.

As human beings we tend to remain trapped within the limits of our own experience and perception of events that unfold around us in the world. For example, because the USA has always been the top-dog superpower for most of us in our lives, we cannot even remotely envisage a situation where this is not the case.

History tells us otherwise though; that everything is cyclical and eventually comes to an end. Change is an inescapable part of human development, and even the strongest systems, empires or leaders cannot continue reigning for ever. For those who consider a systemic collapse within the capitalist model to be in the realms of fantasy, never forget that just two years before the collapse of communism and the fall of the Berlin wall, such an occurrence was deemed impossible and absolutely unthinkable!

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

Auto and no flash for better results

Flash photography tends to worry some weekend photographers, so this week we might try to de-mystify lighting.

Camera flashes come in all shapes and sizes. These range from piddley little things in the camera body, which will light up the end of your nose and not much else, through to pop-up flashes that will get to the other side of a (small) room, through to the big hammer-head flashes which bolt on to the camera and can light up the other side of the moon during an eclipse. But do you really need all this ‘firepower’?

Take a look at the photo with this week’s column. The Halloween lantern was photographed at night, and if a flash had been used, the whole atmosphere of this photograph would have been lost. With flash you would have had a washed out pumpkin, and nothing inside. Without the flash, the solitary candle burning inside became the source of light, and the photo really shows up the carving and the fact that it is a Halloween pumpkin. A small amount of light was reflected from the photographer back into the exterior front of the pumpkin, and there you have it - a ‘surreal’ shot of a Halloween pumpkin.

Now the orange color (which you can see on the net version of Pattaya Mail, but unfortunately not in the grey and white hard copy) is something that came with the candle light. What has to be remembered, is that light comes in many different colors. There is in fact a light scale, measured in degrees Kelvin, that shows why the late afternoon shots are ‘warm’ and the other shots are ‘cold’. It also explains why a household light bulb looks orange when photographed, and why objects lit by neon tubes look green. This color shift can be seen with digital cameras if you do not reset the white balance for the prevailing light source.

Getting slightly technical, color temperature is a term that is borrowed from physics. However, the photographic color temperature is not exactly the same as the color temperature defined in physics, as photographic color temperature is measured only on the relative intensity of blue to red. However, we borrow the basic measurement scale from physics and we measure the photographic color temperature in degrees Kelvin (K).

Here is a table to show the differences in light sources.
1000 K Candles; oil lamps
2000 K Low effect tungsten lamps
2500 K Household light bulbs
3000 K Studio lights, photo floods
4000 K Clear flashbulbs
5000 K Typical daylight; electronic flash
5500 K The sun at noon
6000 K Bright sunshine with clear sky
7000 K Slightly overcast sky
8000 K Hazy sky
9000 K Open shade on clear day

The next confusing aspect is that the photographic film and the human eye do not see the colours with the same intensity. The usual print film is ‘balanced’ to around 5,000 K, so light sources lower in color temperature will look orange, even though it does not look orange to the naked eye. There are other films available balanced to tungsten light, so this time the light bulb will look white. You also do not have to know the degrees Kelvin table by heart to get some different photographs when you turn the flash off.

Try doing the following this weekend and let’s get some spectacular low-light photographs. Firstly, inactivate the flash, but turn on the automatic mode for your camera. In other words I am going to make this very easy for you. No hard exposure calculations. If you have a tripod, dust it off, but even if you haven’t, continue.

Go to your local markets at dusk and take some photographs of what goes on there, using just the stall-holder’s naked bulb for illumination. Be prepared to lean against a telephone pole to stop camera shake. But give it a go.

Now try photographing some of the hotels at night. Most are quite brightly lit and once again, you may end up very surprised at what you get. Even try some portraits lit by candles only. Use your imagination, and not the flash!


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

Are you getting depressed?

What between the red shirts and the yellow shirts and the blue shirts, it is a constant dilemma each morning as to what shirt you can safely wear to work. Even green can be a problem as you might be confused with being a ‘greenie’. Freedom of choice in the shirt selection has been taken away from you. Should you get depressed about it?

Well, if you are a western male, even if this does depress you, you will almost automatically repress the emotion. You were taught to do this by your father. You probably even picked up your crying toddler son after a tumble and said, “There, there. Big boys don’t cry. You’re OK.” Correct?

We are all guilty of promoting this stereotype. The big strong man who protects the weak and vulnerable woman. Countless movies all follow this theme from “Gone with the Wind” through to “Mission Impossible III”, so it must be true. Unfortunately for all those big strong super-protective men out there, the stereotype is not necessarily true and rigid following of it can be quite contrary to good mental health.

“Men tend to be action-oriented, so they mistrust feelings and tend to regard emotions as a sign of weakness,” says Dr Michael Dudley, a psychiatrist and chairman of Suicide Prevention Australia. “For men, mental illness is seen as a moral failing, so they bury pain and don’t talk to people about it. But depression is an illness, not a weakness.”

Depression is an illness that can strike at any time, even to those normally associated with dogged masculine determination. Famous amongst these was Sir Winston Churchill, who guided the UK through the tribulations of WWII, and who called his depression “the black dog”.

What has to be understood is that just “feeling down” on its own is not a symptom of mental illness. We all feel down from time to time, generally when something has happened to precipitate it, even the death of a family pet. “We all feel sad from time to time, but depression is an ongoing sadness that lasts for two weeks or more, with a complete loss of pleasure in things that were once enjoyed. Some men live with their condition for months, or even years, and become acclimatized to their low mood or negativity,” says Dr Highet, a psychologist. “But depression isn’t merely a passing blue mood or something that someone can ‘snap out of’ without help. Depression dramatically alters an individual’s body, mood and thoughts,” she says.

Since men have been raised not to have public displays of depression, many adopt strategies to cover the problem, with the common ways being to become workaholics, risk taking to produce ‘highs’, alcohol and illegal drugs.

“Men often try to manage their own symptoms,” says Dr Highet. “While this may provide temporary relief, it only compounds the illness as they are not addressing the underlying condition. Getting help is essential.”

The incidence in the community is frightening. In Australia, which has a well developed reporting system, it is believed that clinical depression is Australia’s fastest growing illness. The National Survey of Mental Health and Wellbeing found that one in four women and one in six men suffered from depression. In 20 years it is predicted that depression will be second only to heart disease as Australia’s biggest health problem.

The enormity of the problem has remained hidden, but consider this: Depressed men are four times as likely as depressed women to commit suicide. Of the over 2,000 suicides in Australia each year, 80 percent are male. There are more men committing suicide each year than dying on the roads (in Australia), and almost 50 percent of suicides are males aged 25 to 44.

While the causes of depression are multiple, and men try to mask their problem, the sad part is that depression can be treated. Modern pharmaceutical medication is not ‘mind altering’ but restores the chemical balance in the brain to allow ‘normal’ thought processes to return.

However, it needs the men to admit that they might, just might, have a problem!


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,

Belated Happy Valentine’s Day. I hope you enjoy the ‘chocks’.
Your biggest fan,
Big D USA

Dear Big D,
Your belated Valentine’s Day wishes are accepted gladly. You are a man who understands the way to a woman’s heart is through chocolate bars. And the Extra Dark, too, and Lindt, the best Swiss chocolate as well. However, my darling Petal, there’s no ‘k’ in chocolate, but I will always forgive you.

Dear Hillary,
As we know there is always someone who goes a little too far and spoils it for the others. The ungrateful feringhee who has been abusing Thai kitchen appliances and boasting about it in your column is clearly in need of a sharp corrective. This person is also showing signs of interfering in certain matters of which he can know very little.

I can assure him that electric shocks will be the least of his troubles if he continues in this misguided fashion.

In addition, his improper behavior with regard to chopsticks has been noted. I suggest he look at the map and understand exactly where he is.

Madam! I realize you are not responsible for the occasional perverse correspondent. You are writing for a respectable paper and your sincerity is obvious to all. Thoughtful persons who seek loving and mature relationships could do worse than listen to you. For that reason, I am sure your reference to ‘the black arts’ was not intended as serious advice. Those who meddle with the unknown usually come to a sticky end.

I suggest that the ‘frightened expatriate’ gets back into the same closet where he keeps his old toasters. Either that or leave town, Chiang Mai can do without his sort.
(Dr) Fu Manchu

Dear Dr Fu Manchu,
Your very kind comments regarding myself and my unworthy scribbling are noted, and my chest is swelling with pride (nothing else this side of cosmetic surgery has worked so far…). And please, do not be bashful by putting your title in parenthesis (or even more simply in brackets, for some of my readers). Sax Rohmer investigated your CV, and you deserve your title.

However, getting back to the Terrible Tale of the Tortured Thai Toasters (attributed to Sax Rohmer, but unpublished as of this date), it was after a visit to the newspaper office from Sir Denis Nayland Smith and Dr. Petrie that they suggested the reference to the ‘black arts’. Probably they were afraid to refer to this as the ‘yellow peril’, as this might have produced even further machinations that only you have the power to produce.

As regards toasters and ‘sticky ends’, I have personal experience of this, after attempting to make toasted cheese sandwiches, or even Welsh Rarebit, by lying the toaster on its side and gently inserting the slices using a spatula (rest assured I would never use a chopstick).

No, Dr. Fu Manchu, we do indeed live in troubled times, and we at this respectable paper do appreciate all your efforts at keeping Thailand’s toasters chopstick free. Christopher Lee was right when he said, “The world shall hear from Fu Manchu again.” I am honored that you made that contact through my Hillary column.

Dear Hillary,
I was told many years ago that you shouldn’t let your wife’s family come to stay with you, even just for a few days, as it always ends up for weeks or months. I thought I was lucky because it never happened to me. Relatives might stay one or two nights, but that was it. Recently things have changed a lot now with her brother and her cousin and her mother all staying in the house with us. They all stay in the one room which I think is a bit unhealthy, and they’ve been here for three months and there’s no sign of them leaving. They are quiet and do help around the house and garden, but this wasn’t what I really expected. I asked my wife about it but she just says it’s OK and they’ll be going soon after the brother and cousin have got jobs and mother is just having a holiday. Well I wish I could have three month holidays. What’s the next move, Hillary? Enough’s enough, surely. I have a close family in the UK, but they wouldn’t come and stay for ever.
Horace the House Husband

Dear Horace the House Husband,
You are now starting to see a little of what Thai society is all about, my Petal. Family reigns supreme, and it is usual for them all to sleep in the same room. It’s not unhealthy. It is Thai. When you got married, you joined a Thai family, much more than your wife joining your UK family. After all, you married a Thai lady and chose to live in Thailand. You would have to expect that Thai culture will be dominant. You can try voicing your reluctance to have them there, but be prepared for difficulties. This is your wife’s immediate family. You can always try to find them jobs - in a far away city. Lots of luck!


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya

Shutter Island: US, Drama/ Mystery/ Thriller – If this did indeed arrive this week, I urge you to see it – but I have to warn you that a great number of people seem to dislike it immensely. I’m just fond of it. I think the discrepancy lies in expectations. If you go to see another great gritty Martin Scorsese film in the tradition of The Departed, you will not like it at all. Here he’s just having fun with an old film tradition – scary goings-on in a lonely island hospital for the criminally insane, with crazy people all around and frightening things happening in the middle of lightning storms. Within this framework, Scorsese is taking great joy in playing with his audience’s expectations, leading us all on a merry chase full of deceptions. With Leonardo DiCaprio, Ben Kingsley, and Max von Sydow. Generally favorable reviews.

The Princess and the Frog: US, Animation/ Family/ Fantasy/ Musical/ Romance – A fairy tale set in Jazz Age-era New Orleans and centered on a young girl named Tiana and her fateful kiss with a frog prince who desperately wants to be human again. I think Walt Disney has much to atone for in its presentation of blacks over the years, right from the very beginning in the silent era, and this film pretty much does the trick. After a few squeamish moments at the start, the old Disney magic takes over, and you’re treated to classic 2D animation in the venerable Disney style. A brilliant animated film in the tradition of the great Disney fairy-tale films. Generally favorable reviews. This opened last December in most of the rest of the world.

Clash of the Titans: UK/ US, Action/ Adventure/ Fantasy – The mortal son of the god Zeus embarks on a perilous journey to stop the underworld and its minions from spreading their evil to Earth as well as the heavens. Starring Sam Worthington as Perseus, Liam Neeson as Zeus, and Ralph Fiennes as Hades. A remake of a 1981 Ray Harryhausen adventure starring Laurence Olivier, and likely to be the first chapter in a trilogy based on Greek mythology. Mixed or average reviews. Shown in both a 3D and a 2D version at Pattaya Beach, 2D at Major and Big C, which also has a Thai-dubbed version.

How to Train Your Dragon: US, Animation – I think this is a really terrific family film. Set in the mythical world of burly Vikings and wild dragons, the animated action comedy tells the story of Hiccup, a Viking teenager who doesn’t exactly fit in with his tribe’s longstanding tradition of heroic dragon slayers. Hiccup’s world is turned upside down when he encounters a dragon that challenges him and his fellow Vikings to see the world from an entirely different point of view. Generally favorable reviews. Shown in 3D and English at Pattaya Beach; 2D and Thai-dubbed at Big C.

Bang Rajan 2: Thai, Action/ War – The sequel to Bang Rajan, it continues the patriotic legend of a tiny farming village that fought Burmese invaders despite insurmountable odds and successfully held off a foreign invasion until the capital at Ayutthaya could put up a proper defense. Ferociously violent and bloody, with even more buffaloes and mustaches than the original.

Saranae Sib Lor: Thai, Adventure/ Comedy – With Mario Maurer of Love of Siam fame, playing a young man whose father suspects he’s gay.

Remember Me: US, Drama/ Romance — Explores the act of mourning as a theme, and how death sometimes reminds us that every minute of life should be savored. Overall, a gently bittersweet and affecting portrait. Starring Twilight’s Robert Pattinson, along with Emilie de Ravin and Pierce Brosnan. Mixed or average reviews. At Pattaya Beach only.

Valentine’s Day: US, Comedy/ Romance – Critics have been unkind to this story of Intertwining couples and singles in Los Angeles as they break-up and make-up from the pressures and expectations of Valentine’s Day. It’s a huge hit in the US. Generally unfavorable reviews. At Major only.

Nak Prok / Shadow of the Naga: Thai, Action/ Drama — About a trio of thieves who bury their loot in a Buddhist temple, then dress as monks in order to retrieve the stolen loot. Its strong depictions of the thieves robed as Buddhist monks have kept it out of Thai theaters until now, when the new rating system allows more controversial scenes and images, if properly rated. 18+ in Thailand.

Alice in Wonderland (3D): US, Adventure/ Family/ Fantasy – Not your usual Alice, because it’s a new story, a riff on the original, with Alice all grown up as a late teens girl about to be proposed to. Escaping for a moment from the ditz proposing to her, she returns to Wonderland to find the strange land now in the hands of a cruel despot who is making life miserable for everybody. With director Tim Burton, plus this particular Alice (Misa Wasikowska), plus Johnny Depp in another of his way-out-there tragicomic performances – it adds up to an unforgettable, one-of-a-kind movie experience. Mixed or average reviews. Shown in 2D this week, and only at Pattaya Beach. I’ve seen the 2D version as well, and to me the colors are considerably brighter than in the 3D version, and overall it’s just as enjoyable.

Green Zone: France/ US/ Spain/ UK, Action/ Drama/ Thriller/ War – Courageous director Paul Greengrass takes on the whole Bush Administration (and the Blair administration too I guess) as he reminds us all, very forcefully, that there never were “Weapons of Mass Destruction” in Iraq and the governments knew it, and the whole fiction was created as an excuse to go to war. Starring Matt Damon as a US Army officer who hunts for the elusive WMD and finds only an elaborate cover-up. Rated R in the US for violence and language, 18+ in Thailand. Generally favorable reviews.

Solomon Kane: France/ Czech Republic/ UK, Action/ Adventure/ Fantasy – Solomon Kane is a fictional character created by the pulp-era writer Robert E. Howard. A 17th century Puritan and a somber-looking man, Solomon Kane wanders the world with no apparent goal other than to vanquish evil in all its form, and James Purefoy brings great brooding style and charisma to the role. 18+ in Thailand. Generally favorable reviews.

The Little Comedian / Ban Chan: Thai, Family/ Comedy – A family comedy troupe harbors a black sheep – a son who isn’t funny and is constantly upstaged by his filthy-mouthed younger sister. Comedian Jaturong Mokjok plays the father of the clan.