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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd. Nominated for the Lorenzo Natali Prize

Cooking the books

As regular readers of this column will know, one of my favourite quotes is, “Lies, damn lies and statistics”.
I was reminded of this recently when the US government announced its latest Gross Domestic Product (GDP) figures. These were better than people thought they would be and so the markets went into overdrive amidst investors buying anything and everything they could. This mania lasted all of 24 hours after more figures came through which showed consumer spending was down by one half of one percent and people buying houses were as common as Raith Rovers supporters after Gordon Brown declared his support for them. Those who had just bought stock and shares were now trying to sell.
Also, Forbes Magazine stated that “New home construction is 74% below the peak it reached in January 2006, the drop is far more dramatic than the 46% decline in 1981 and well ahead of the 60% fall between 1986 and 1991.”
What is even more disturbing is that there are now nearly 20 million homes in America which are unoccupied and empty. And they want to build more? Twenty million homes is a lot of property to sell. So, by the end of the particular week in question the markets were actually down.
As Dan Denning, author of the best selling The Bull Hunter, says, “Don’t believe the GDP hype, the big problems in the economy - too much debt, too much leverage, too much government - are still there. They didn’t go anywhere overnight. We’d suggest that getting sucked back into stocks now because of the US GDP figure is a very bad idea. Of course, we could be wrong, maybe stocks will go up another 20% from here. Or 30%. Or 50%. But it’s not likely. It’s more likely that the recession is over, but that the Depression has just begun.
“It’s begun because what the US GDP numbers actually show is a private sector in full retreat as its income shrinks, its assets fall in value and the cost of servicing debt rises. Into that terrible breach the public sector has stepped, armed with an arsenal of inefficient and stupid programs that give the illusion of economic activity, but actually prevent the economy from liquidating excess capacity and bad debt (the two conditions required for a real recovery).”
Couldn’t have put it better myself. If everything is as tickety-boo in the Land of the Free as we are meant to believe then how come no-one is spending and everyone is feeling as though they are suffering from a permanent hangover?
The real answer, to misquote Sir Winston Churchill, is that the way the GDP is worked out is a deceit wrapped in a lie inside a fraud. How can something that looks so good be so bad? Well, it is the way things are calculated - lies, damn lies and statistics. For example, GDP does include government spending but, at the same time, does not subtract the actual borrowing the government undertakes to fuel its spending. It goes without saying that what the government spends is not an accurate reflection of what happens in the private sector.
We have been taught that one of the best ways to judge how healthy an economy is faring is to look at the GDP. This is usually expressed in either positive or negative growth and allows the politicians to comment accordingly. However, the brutal fact of the matter is that GDP is about as much use as a bag of spuds at telling us how healthy a country’s economy really is. To show this, we need to understand how the GDP can be worked out. There are three alternative methods:
1. Expenditure
2. Income
3. Value Added
Hypothetically, it should not make any difference which of the above is used as they should all produce the same result. However, when theory is put into practice this is hardly ever the case. For example, when governments spend money like it is going out of fashion, as has been the case this year, then there is considerably more growth when calculated the expenditure way. This is because of the way it is worked out. The expenditure method, which is what most people use to find out what the GDP is, works out how big an economy is by adding up the expenditure and then taking away the imports. This is a simple way of looking at it:
GDP = Government Spending + Gross Investment + Private Consumption + (Exports – Imports)
Why is this wrong? Well, technically it is not. However, it does lead me back to the end of the first sentence: “Lies, damn lies and statistics”. Let’s look at an example. Most people who have even the most basic grasp of economics accept that Australia did go into recession. However, the Aussie government would have you believe otherwise. In fact, it wants you to think it all is hunky-dory in the land of the wallaby.
Like a lot of countries all over the world, Australia pumped money into the economy as if there was no tomorrow. Kevin Rudd, the Australian PM, would have us believe this saved the country from suffering the worst. However, if the GDP had been calculated by either the Income or Value-Added methods then Australia would definitely have been in a recession. This was explained by the economist, Dr. Rose of RMIT University in Victoria, “The income series... indicates a pretty minimal year all round. Both the September and December 2008 quarters showed an actual fall in the level of output, the very definition of a technical recession. Over the year, the level of GDP has fallen 0.4 percent, by no means as bad as elsewhere, but more in keeping with the general experience across the economy.
“The third measure shows the changes in GDP according to the production-based data. Here, too, (in the Value-Added) we have the ingredients for a technical recession, with an actual reduction in the level of output in both December 2008 and March 2009. Across the year, GDP has fallen by 0.7 percent.
“While the stimulus package appears to have been able to distort one of the three sets of national accounting measures we used, beneath it all the Australian economy, in keeping with the rest of the developed world, has gone through a recessionary phase from which it is only now beginning to emerge.”
Good argument, well presented. Put another way, the only way the Aussies could say they had not gone into a recession was by using the Expenditure method and this only worked because of the amount of cash the government put into the economy itself. It may seem harsh to say the Australian politicians are actually lying but the fact is quantitative easing cannot be sustained and to say the economy is recovering when people are still in the brown stuff is very hard to swallow.
To put it succinctly, there can be no recovery via financing debt on through improvement in real production. So a better way to calculate things would be to say NET government spending when doing the aforementioned equation, i.e. government spending MINUS government borrowing equals NET government spending. If this happened then the end figure would look a lot more realistic. No country can spend its way out of recession or depression. Once people realize this then we will be back in the real world.
The point is that if the free market does not want to buy something then why should the government use what is already borrowed money to purchase it and then show it as a net positive? The basics of it are real economic advances are done when manufacturing is on the up, production increases and people start to make true profit for themselves and the companies they own or work for without any direct or indirect government stimulus. They are not made by, “Lies, damn lies and statistics”.

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Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

Why “Auto” can sometimes trick you

Automatic cameras have become so good these days, there is a tendency to think they are foolproof. You are guaranteed a great shot every time. Correct exposure, sharp as a tack and looking professional. Unfortunately in the real world, that does not necessarily happen, as this photographer found out.
Dear Harry,
A question for you regarding my Sony Cyber-shot. I recently was a guest at a beautiful wedding, the reception was quite well lit so I thought rather than use a flash and have everybody look like ghosts I would turn the flash off.
What I had not taken into consideration was that the shutter speed would be slower without the flash. Most of the photos were blurred, either by me shaking, or the people I was photographing moving during the shot.
At least I am assuming that was the cause of the bad shots, what is your opinion Harry?
Thanking you, Sunny.
Your assumption is spot on, Sunny. The clever brain (or electronic smarts) inside the camera knows that a certain Exposure Value (EV) is required to produce correctly exposed shots. That EV has two variables, but which are related directly to each other, and they are the size of the aperture and shutter speed.
Now even though you felt the venue was well lit, and I do often tell people to turn off the flash to stop the rabbit in the headlamps appearance, that venue’s ambient lighting was not enough to get to the EV required without some extreme values in aperture and shutter speed.
I will presume that you had the camera on full ‘auto’ and not on Aperture Priority, but the result would have been around the same. The electronic brain knows you can’t hand-hold at much slower than 1/30th second so will try to use that shutter speed and open up the aperture to whatever is needed to get the correct EV. That’s the theory.
However, when the camera runs out of aperture setting, then all that is left for the camera brain to adjust is the shutter speed and its little electronic brain gives it an even slower shutter speed, at which you cannot hand-hold. Blurred shots are the result.
Now whilst all of the above is relevant, there were a couple of points in time at the reception where you could have averted the disaster. When you were composing the shot there would have been a winking indicator in the viewfinder to tell you that the camera felt flash was needed. You chose to ignore that, deciding that your brain was better that the Cyber-shot brain. At times that can be so, but not this time!
Secondly being a digital, the Cyber-shot gives you the opportunity to review all shots after you have taken them. All within a few seconds too. You could have looked at the first shot on the three inch LCD and would have seen that it was blurred and worked out then, what you worked out later, that the shutter speed was too slow to hand-hold, despite the image stabilization feature. Sometimes we can ask too much of our equipment!
You could also have then gone into the menu and tried to up the ASA rating in the camera, since it will go to 3200, albeit with some ‘noise’ and lack of sharpness as the trade-off. Even at only 800 ASA, you would probably have got away with it, but it’s easy to be wise in retrospect.
So what was this practical lesson all about? Really, the message is to remember that any automatic camera has limits. “Auto” does not equate with “fool-proof”. The second message was to check your shots after you have taken them. That is what the LCD/digital camera can give you over the old film technology, where you waited for a couple of hours to see if you had a usable shot.
Thank you Sunny, and please keep taking shots. Photography is a pastime that does give you the opportunity to improve, and the more shots you take, the greater the improvement.


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

Will 2010 be another year of abuse?

I think most of us, when pressed, will admit to abusing our bodies. We punish our livers (New Year being a fine example), we also punish our brains with alcohol and we punish our joints and cardiovascular systems by being overweight. We also regularly make New Year resolutions to stop doing all of the above, which generally lasts until the first of February!
However, after many years in the primary health care business, I realized that most patients self-select into two very different groups. There are those who worry about every symptom they ever get, and on the other side are those who ignore their body’s telling them of things that are amiss.
It is between these two sides that the field of self-monitoring lies. With some patients they will slavishly carry out examination and recording far more than their disease process would require, but for others, they will just not do these simple procedures, as they refuse to admit to sickness or ill-health in any way.
It is important here to state that I am discussing long term monitoring of chronic ailments, such as hypertension, diabetes or asthma. I am not asking patients to become doctors and make their own diagnoses. Sometimes it is hard enough for experienced doctors to do that!
This whole business of self monitoring is something that actually gets much space in the medical literature, and the medical profession itself is also quite divided over this issue. Here I will try to provide the ‘middle ground’, which itself is not without certain problems.
Let’s take Blood Pressure problems first. In actual fact it is quite difficult to get accurate blood pressure readings. Blood pressure is a dynamic factor in the body. Step off the kerb and be narrowly missed by a speeding motorcycle going the wrong way up a one way street and your blood pressure will rise immediately. If it doesn’t, it probably means that he hit you and you are already dead. There is also a well documented type of high blood pressure reading called ‘White Coat Hypertension’, which is where the BP goes up as the white coated doctor gets closer.
So what is your ‘real’ blood pressure reading? For me, one isolated raised reading does not mean you have hypertension. All that the one reading means is at that particular time, for any number of reasons, your BP was elevated. It could be down again tomorrow. Only by taking serial readings will you (and your doctor) really know.
Let us now imagine that a definitive diagnosis of hypertension has been made. This is where self monitoring can be very good. You can return to your doctor and give him serial readings, taken at home, and these will probably be closer to the ‘real’ numbers than ones taken in the sterile and sometimes frightening doctor’s office. Mind you, this does depend upon accurate home measurement, using accurate equipment.
However, the physicians with the care of diabetic patients are not so enamored of glucose self monitoring as the cardiologists are with BP readings. There is little evidence that home blood glucose monitoring improves outcomes in Type 2 diabetic patients. There may even be negative effects associated with it, including increased distress and worry. Regular hemoglobin A1c levels may be more appropriate than daily finger pricks. Since the Hb A1c levels show the overall diabetic control over the previous three months, it is actually a more consistent monitor, but that test is not available as an easy home testing kit. It’s back to lining up to see your diabetic specialist on a regular basis, I’m afraid.
And so to asthma. The respiratory physicians seem to be more in agreement with home monitoring for this chronic condition. Serial lung function testing with simple hand-held devices can show the asthma sufferer the trends of decreasing or increasing respiratory function. At predetermined levels, the patient can be instructed to initiate different therapies to stop them going into a full-blown asthma attack. This is self monitoring towards a preventive end. The main aim in asthma treatment.
The message is simple. If you have a long-term condition, don’t ignore it, but monitor it! And report to your doctor regularly.


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,
On weekends my family and I like to get away from the city and go to the beach. This takes some organizing, but I used to think it was worthwhile just to get away from the endless pressures of work. Now I find our day is spoiled by the never ending interruptions from beach vendors all trying to sell bolts of material, food, sunglasses, inflatable toys, model airplanes, massages or nail polish. What can be done about them? Surely the person in charge of the area (concessionaire?) could tell them to go, but it doesn’t seem to stop them. Have you the answer to this problem?
Beach Boy

Dear Beach Boy,
I think everyone agrees with you. These vendors who interrupt the enjoyment of just being on the beach are a nuisance. Not only that, but if you have been to the beach enough times you will have seen a sudden exodus as they flee from the pursuing boys in brown. But please understand that the ‘crime’ is not selling on the beach, it is selling on the beach without the license! Yes, I have the answer to all this, but it does mean you have to travel a little further. If you follow the coastline you will find deserted beaches with pristine sand and no sales people. Mind you, there’s no-one to bring you an ice cream either! The choice is yours.

Dear Hillary,
I am 17 years old and have come over here for a holiday with my Dad from Canada. The girls in Thailand are just so more beautiful than the ones at home. Dad lets me come with him to the bars and says it’s OK. Do you think there would be any jobs in the bars for someone like me? I have been to bars before and worked in McDonalds after school. I’m big, so I look older too and have met a girl here and I would like her to be my steady. Is this going to be easy, or should I forget about it?
Big Moose

Dear Big Moose,
You don’t say what part of you is supposed to be “big” but it certainly isn’t the brain, is it, Petal? I could start by asking what is a 17 year old from Canada is doing hanging around our bars, when the minimum age is supposed to be 20, but then perhaps you showed the man on the door your “big” bits and he thought you were older. Or perhaps your Dad thinks it is funny to get you into these places. There are good reasons that the minimum age is 20, and not 17. You have absolutely zero chance of working here in a bar, even if you were 47 and all of your bits had grown even bigger. Forget the girl, forget the bars and go home to Mummy in Canada, that’s a good boy. You’ve wasted enough of my time already.


Dear Hillary,
I love coming to Thailand, it is really such an exciting place to visit. There are only a couple of downsides for me. Bartering and tipping. Can you give us some pointers on how to do it, and how much to leave as a tip? If the establishment charges a “service fee”, should you tip as well? What do you do as someone living there, for example? I believe that the wages are not high for some of the people in bars and restaurants and they need the tips, but I do not want to throw money away either? What’s your tip about tipping?
Tippy Toe

Dear Tippy Toe,
Half the fun of coming here on holiday is the bartering side of buying, my Petal. Don’t get too hung up about it. They will give you a starting price and you should generally come back with about 40 percent of that. The shopkeeper will then come down a little, you go up a little and so on. Keep smiling, it is a game remember! If you find you are haggling over 20 baht, convert that to your home currency and see if it is worth the hassle of continuing. Don’t leave something you want for the sake of 50 cents!
Tipping? There are two situations here - service charge or no service charge. If the establishment adds on 10 percent (the usual amount), then as far as Hillary is concerned - that’s the tip. There are some places that no doubt pocket the service charge, but that’s not anything of your doing, nor can you change it. That is something between the employees and the owners to work out. However, if you feel that the waiter or service provider has gone well beyond that which could be expected, then you should reward with a little extra something for that person, irrespective. You know the sort of things I like - a little fawning, groveling and lots of compliments. In an establishment that has no standard add on service charge, then it really is up to you. Small change left over or up to 10 percent is quite acceptable. The Thai people are grateful for anything you leave them. It all adds up by the end of the day.


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Cirque du Freak has been rescheduled for January 28.
Now playing
in Pattaya   
Bodyguards and Assassins:
China, Action/ Drama/ History – Dr. Sun Yat-sen, the “father of modern China,” came to the British colony of Hong Kong at the beginning of the 20th Century for just one morning to meet a dozen revolutionaries from all over China to plan a major insurgence to overthrow the Qing imperial dynasty and form the first republic in China.   Waiting for him was an army of assassins deployed from the imperial palace.  He needed an hour with the fellow revolutionaries, and that hour was critical because it would lay a foundation for a successful revolution.  In order to provide him with the best possible chance of success, the local revolutionaries set up a decoy with a double going all over town, including visiting his aged mother.

A meticulously-crafted historical movie with careful attention to detail.  The first 80 minutes set up the story and establish the characters; the last hour is all gut-spilling action, featuring an all-star Chinese cast including Donnie Yen, Leon Lai, and Nicholas Tse.  Shown here only in a Thai-dubbed version with no English subtitles.

Mulan: US/ China, Adventure/ Drama/ Romance – Based on the Chinese folk heroine Hua Mulan.  When her country is threatened by invaders, a young girl defends her father by sneaking away from home and dressing up as a man to join an all-male army where she eventually assumes a historically critical role in defending her nation in a time of war.

Kru Bann-Nok / To Sir With Love: Thai, Comedy/ Drama – The life of a volunteer teacher determined to teach children in the backcountry.

Se-Sing Confirm: Thai, Action/ Comedy – An unusual foursome teams up to probe into a children’s kidnapping gang with plans to break the gang and save their kidnapped friends.  Really, it seems to me from the previews to be an outlandishly violent film.

Bang-Ern Rak Mai Sin Sood / As It Happens: Thai, Drama/ Romance – A romantic comedy about a young man and woman who keep running into each other in various far-off places around the world.  In Thai only at Pattaya Beach.

Avatar: US, Action/ Adventure/ Sci-Fi/ Thriller – From director James Cameron, a major achievement in storytelling, and a technological breakthrough.  It’s about a band of humans pitted in battle against a distant planet’s indigenous population, and weaves many myths into the story’s fabric.  This is a film of universal appeal that just about everyone who ever goes to the movies will want to see.  In Pattaya, Major Cineplex and Pattaya Beach have a 2D version, which is in English and Na’vi dialog, with English and Thai subtitles as needed. Big C has a Thai-dubbed 2D version, no English subtitles.  The only Cineplex to show it in 3D is Pattaya Beach, and unaccountably the 3D version does not have English subtitles for the Na’vi language, only Thai, while the 2D version has English subtitles in a special font and style.  Not to have them is a big mistake.  Best choice is to see it in IMAX in Bangkok; the bigger the screen, the better.
Reviews: Universal acclaim. Highly recommended; not to be missed.

Sherlock Holmes: US/ UK/ Australia, Action/ Crime/ Thriller – A new take on the Holmes canon. I’d say, once you get over the shock of seeing Sherlock played as an action figure, it isn’t all that bad.  A bit of the old Holmes shows through.  Robert Downey Jr. plays Holmes and Jude Law his stalwart partner Watson.  There are a lot of chases through London, the dirt and squalor of which is beautifully recreated, and a lot of fighting, and just a bit of ratiocination.  All in all, an enjoyable action flick.  Purists however will not be amused.  Mixed or average reviews.

The Storm Warriors: Hong Kong, Action/ Fantasy – A martial arts film by the twins Oxide Pang Chun and Danny Pang.   Shot entirely in three studios in Bangkok, and really a special effects movie.  Such as an army of flying creatures that reminded me of the flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz; they’re defeated by being first changed into what looks like obsidian, and then smashed into slivers.  Very effective.  As is the terrific makeup.  So, yes, the style is truly great; the substance questionable.  Presented in a Thai-dubbed version only, with no English subtitles.  But I loved the visuals, and the fantasy

The Treasure Hunter / Ci Ling: Taiwan, Romance/ Sci-Fi – A story about time-traveling lovers who end up in Genghis Khan’s Mongolia to search for an ancient treasure, with Korean pop-star-turned-actor Jay Chou.  Fairly devastating reviews.  Thai dubbed only, with no English subtitles.

32 Tan-Wah: Thai, Comedy/ Romance – Tops at the Thai box-office, even trouncing Avatar!  It’s yet another Thai “rom/com,” this one taking place on the 32nd of December.  A young man with amnesia has forgotten which of his three girlfriends he truly loves.

Did You Hear About the Morgans?: US, Comedy/ Drama/ Romance – Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker play an estranged New York couple whisked into the witness protection program and sent to Wyoming.  Nothing much happens.  Generally unfavorable reviews.

Yam Yasothon 2 / Hello Yasothorn 2: Thai, Comedy – Thai down-country comedy with popular comedian Mum Jokmok and the usual TV comedians, engaged in rustic humor.  In Isan dialect, with Central Thai and English subtitles.  At Major Cineplex only.