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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd. Nominated for the Lorenzo Natali Prize

Obama has not learned from history, part 2

The only new thing in the world is the history you do not know - President Truman

As we wrote last week, after World War I, the allies imposed Treaty of Versailles on the defeated Germans. The reparations were severe and everyone knew that Germany had very little chance in making the payments. The newly formed Weimar Republic decided the only chance they had was to print money. The value of the Papiermark was 4.2 to one US dollar in 1914. By late summer 1923 it was one million per dollar. People were forced to carry their money in wheelbarrows when they went shopping. Hyperinflation had hit Germany. To counter this, the Germans had to do what was called a “monetary reset” and brought in the Rentenmark at the old value of 4.2 to the US Dollar.
Now, bearing in mind the quotation at the top of the page from President Obama’s Democratic predecessor, let us look at more comparisons between Germany in the 1920s and America over eighty years later - the parallel to German war reparations then is derivatives now.

Year             German Weimar Republic             United States                  Year

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Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

The long digital road

Everybody and their grandmother has a digital camera of some sort these days, even though digital cameras have only been available in the mass market for a little over 20 years. The granddaddy of photography, the Kodak Company that brought film photography to the masses with the Kodak Brownie, was also very instrumental in bringing the new digital photography to the masses, at the expense of their own product - the photographic film.
When looking at the history of digital photography the significant technological step forward was the Charge-Coupled Device (CCD), invented by George Smith and Willard Boyle on October 17, 1969. Smith and Boyle were attempting to create a new kind of semiconductor memory for computers. At the same time they were looking for a way to develop a solid-state camera for use in video phones. It took just an hour for them to sketch out the CCD’s basic structure, define the concept of its operation, and outline the applications for which it would be best suited.
By 1970, Smith and Boyle had built the CCD into the world’s first solid-state video camera, and in 1975, they demonstrated the first CCD camera with image quality sharp enough for broadcast television. However, this was for video photography, not still photography, the basis of the mass market.
In 1981, the Sony Corporation produced the first prototype mass market digital camera, called the Mavica (Magnetic Video Camera) electronic still camera, which recorded images as magnetic impulses on a compact two-inch still-video floppy disk. The images were captured on the disk by using two CCD (charge-coupled device) chips. One chip stored luminance information and the other separately recorded the chrominance information. This camera provided a 720,000-pixel image (that is 0.7 megapixels; compare that to what you can get today). The images could be stored on the floppy disk either in Frame or Field mode. When the photographer selected the Frame mode, the sensor recorded each picture on two tracks. Up to 25 images could be recorded on each disk. In Field mode, the camera recorded each picture on only one track, allowing up to 50 images to be recorded.
Images were obviously less detailed than what is available today and were made visible through a video reader that was connected to a television monitor or color printer. However, the early Mavica cannot be considered a true digital camera even though it started the digital camera revolution. It was really a video camera that enabled you to see video freeze-frames.
In 1986, Kodak scientists invented the world’s first megapixel sensor, capable of recording 1.4 million pixels that could produce a 5x7-inch digital photo-quality print. We were on the way.
Next up was MegaVision, a small private company, which designed the world’s first commercial digital camera in 1987, but less than a year later the Japanese developed and released the world’s first consumer digital camera.
The Fuji DS-1P digital camera was a photographic revolution in 1988. It was portable, had a built-in battery and stored images on a removable flash card. The only thing that prevented a DS-1P from being a required camera in every home was the price - $US10,000 for the no-frills entry level model up to $US40,000 for the top-of-the-range version.
In 1990, Logitech came out with the Dycam Model 1 black-and-white digicam, the world’s first completely digital consumer camera. It stored 32 compressed images internally using 1MB RAM on a 376 x 240 pixel CCD at 256 shades of gray in TIFF format. This simple camera by today’s standards had an 8mm fixed-focus lens, standard shutter speeds of 1/30 to 1/1000 second and a built-in flash. The Dycam included the digitizing hardware in the camera itself, but the user had to connect the camera to a PC to transfer images.
In 1991, Kodak released their first professional digital camera system (DCS), aimed at photojournalists. It was a Nikon F-3 camera equipped by Kodak with a 1.3 megapixel sensor, and it was expensive.
As time has marched on, the pace of the digital camera revolution has also picked up, and with economies of scale, you can now buy digital compacts with many megapixels for only a few thousand baht.


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

Tourette’s syndrome - what the “F’s” that?

It has been shown to the satisfaction of the medical world that humor and a good laugh really is good medicine. Some hospitals even employ clowns to brighten up the days of the inpatients. And no, I am not the clown.
However, one of my favorite jokes involves a parrot that was prone to ‘bad’ language, and consistently used the “F” word. After threatening the talkative bird with dire consequences, its owner put it in the freezer chest for five minutes. After being retrieved from the freezer, the parrot was asked if it would now behave. “Yes,” said the shivering parrot, “I won’t say the “F” word again, but what did the ‘effing’ chicken say?”
Tourette’s syndrome can also be related to the magic “F” word, and is usually seen in children (not parrots) around the age of 5-7 years. Boys outnumber girls three to one!
So is this just a case of little Johnny parroting off (sorry about that, couldn’t help myself) dirty words he has heard at home? Actually no. This is a developmental problem that comes under the general heading of ‘Tics’ (as opposed to ‘ticks’ that are parasitic problems).
Tic disorders can affect up to almost 20 percent of children at some stage of their development. At one end of the spectrum are children with brief episodes of single tics, whereas at the other end of the spectrum are children with chronic multiple tics, including our friend Tourette’s syndrome.
Tics are abrupt and recurrent involuntary motor or vocal actions. Motor tics include eye blinking, grimacing, nose twitching, lip pouting (my daughter is good at that when she doesn’t get her own way), shoulder shrugging, arm jerking, head jerking, kicking (my son is good at that when he doesn’t get his own way), finger movements, jaw snapping, tooth clicking, frowning, tensing parts of the body, and rapid jerking of any part of the body are simple tics. More complex ones include hopping, clapping, touching, throwing, arranging, gyrating, bending, biting the mouth, the lip, or the arm, head-banging, picking scabs, writhing movements, rolling eyes upwards or side-to-side, making funny expressions, sticking out the tongue, kissing (one of my old girlfriends was good at that to get her own way), pinching, writing the same letter or word over and over, and tearing paper or books.
However the tic can also be vocal, with simple ones being coughing, spitting, screeching, barking, grunting, gurgling, clacking, whistling, hissing, sucking sounds, and syllable sounds such as “uh, uh,” “eee,” and “bu.” The complex vocal tics can involve complete phrases such as, “Oh boy,” “you know,” “shut up,” “you’re fat,” “all right,” and “what’s that.” Take that a little further and you get repetitive bad language (which we medicos call Coprolalia, because we love big words) and that is the best known example of Tourette’s syndrome.
Children who have these tics can be looked upon as fools by their peers, and there is a no more predatory group than other children. Parents also can feel helpless in these situations. From the medical point of view, one has to treat the entire family, not just little Johnny with the foul mouth!
Most children with tics can lead normal lives, and the tics themselves usually slow down in teenage years. Parents should be encouraged to get support for themselves from various organizations such as the Tourette Syndrome Association ([email protected]). With a good understanding of tics and related problems, including acceptance from teachers and education of the child’s peers, most children with tics do not need regular medical follow up.
Parents and children need to understand that although all these symptoms relate to an underlying brain disorder, breaking the cycle may be extremely simple - for example, just allowing the child to have a short “tic break” in a long school lesson may be enough.
Drug treatment can be used, though there are differences in opinion on the efficacy, with some researchers claiming only 30 percent can be helped. However, tic severity and frequency can be reduced. Studies of Risperidone (Risperdal) in Tourette’s syndrome have shown that it is efficacious too.


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,
With regard to Pat from PA and his comments about a PI to check his girl - does he not think that it’s pretty easy to follow someone in such a busy place as Pattaya and not that hard to follow a car either - all without being seen by a lady who won’t be trained to look anyway and won’t expect to be followed? An excellent service can be got at [email protected].
A Friend

Dear A Friend,
I think you underestimate our ladies of the night, my Friend. You have to remember that you are dealing not with one girl, but with all the girls from that bar and all the bars around that bar. The jungle drums beat loud and long. The network is very efficient, as more than one unsuspecting would be PI has found out. Proceed with caution. I replied to Pat from PA by writing “You men really go out of your way to make problems for yourselves, don’t you!” I think your friendly advice could produce more problems than answers, Friend.


Dear Hillary,
There is a nice looker I often see sitting in the local shopping mall who always gives me a big smile. I have almost gone up to talk to her a couple of times, but chickened out at the last minute. What if she can’t speak English? What do I do then? Also I worry if she’s a bar girl as I’ve heard so much bad about them that I don’t want to get into that sort of problem. I’m here for another five weeks and I’d like some company, but safe, if you know what I mean. Please let me know what you think as I don’t want to waste the time.
Eric

Dear Eric,
How old are you? Twelve? Here’s the girl giving you big smiles (that’s what we call ‘come on’ smiles, Eric) and your tongue dries up at the thought of trying to communicate with your gorgeous bit of pulchritude. If she didn’t think she could communicate, she wouldn’t be sitting on the shopping mall seats smiling at foreigners. And that’s all foreigners, Eric, not just you. You wonder if she’s a “bar girl”, well you can stop wondering. Of course she’s a bar girl, she’s just between bars right now. You men have to understand that girls who you can always find in shopping malls are not shopping for daily groceries and just having a little rest as you come by. They are there to pick up men, who in turn will donate money to their shopping comparison research projects. So you’re here for another five weeks, my Petal. Yes, the girl will give you company. Make sure she hands in her ID card at the hotel - if no ID card is forthcoming, then start running.


Dear Hillary,
There has been a crackdown recently about copy goods - shirts, CDs and watches and the like. Why is this? Everyone knows that you go to Asia and buy real bargains. I always bring back three or four watches for the girl friends and a couple of footy shirts for the blokes. What’s wrong with this. If I can’t get the stuff in Thailand, do you know where I can get them? I’m coming over in a couple of weeks, so if you can let me know early that would be good.
Copycat

Dear Copycat,
How would you feel if you made some type of special goods and then found that cheap copies were being marketed at half the price you sell them for? You have to keep in mind the different copyright laws in China, theirs goes “It’s our right to copy.” Mind you, I think that many of these overseas goods (so-called originals that have been made in Vietnam) are highly over-priced too. The whole question of copyright is well beyond Hillary’s brain, I’m afraid. I’m just worried about getting ‘copy’ champagne. As to where you can go to get the things you want - the markets still have them I believe, but don’t tell the police. Unless the police are running the market!


Dear Hillary,
After reading your wonderful words of wisdom from afar, and cottoning onto the fact that you are a connosuer (sic) of champagne and chocolates, I am hoping you can also help me from afar. I am dating a wonderful young lady and just want to know what champagne I should buy to woo her, and whether dark chocolate or milk chocolate would be best.
The Gentleman Suitor

Dear Gentleman Suitor,
The first thing you have to do is attend to your spelling, my Petal. If you want to be a “connoisseur” of champagne, then learn to spell it! However, in your side of the world, my favorite champagne Veuve Clicquot (French and vintage, darling, vintage) is not too expensive, though the Grande Dame should be only brought out for very special occasions. Regarding the chocolate, you won’t go wrong with milk chocolate selections, though the white chocolate can be quite special. But it is a presentation box, my Gentleman friend, not a block! Dark chocolate is OK too, but we women like the milky variety.


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya
Jija - Raging Phoenix:
Thai, Action/ Romance – Martial arts film starring the amazing girl from the film Chocolate, Jija Yanin, a true female action icon, who here combines a stunning martial art style with a love story.  Focused specifically to Jija’s skills and personality, the film fuses her martial arts skills with break dancing.
Trail of the Panda:
China, Family – A Disney live action film directed by Chinese director Yu Zhong and shot in the wilderness of Wolong, Sichuan (the area that was destroyed during the massive earthquake of May 2008).  Trail of the Panda is the story of a panda cub that is separated from its mother and subsequently rescued by an orphaned boy after going through a series of hardships and dangers in the forest.
In Country & Melody 2 (E-Som Somwang):
Thai, Comedy/ Musical – Som and Somwang from the first episode abandon their musical band to pursue their dreams in Bangkok.  Somwang gets a job as a singer in a night cafe, and is soon allured by the night life, girls, and fame.  The change in Somwang makes Som heartbroken, but the news of Som’s pregnancy seems to reconcile the two.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra:
US, Action/ Thriller – From Hasbro the toy-makers we get another action-adventure film based on toys, very much like Transformers: Nonsensical mayhem, and very loud, but stylish.  I actually found it more enjoyable than Transformers, which I guess is not saying much.  Wear earplugs!  With Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller, Marlon Wayans.  Early reviews: Mixed or average.
Sam Chuk:
Thai, Drama – Based on a true story, this is a rarity for Thailand: a thoughtful, well-done social issues film, exploring the lives of seven teenaged boys, each entangled with and devastated by drug use in a small province called Sam Chuk.  Their local teacher tries to teach them to cope with their problems.  Affecting performances, choppy storytelling style, a bit sentimental at times, but overall a heart-rending document.  I recommend you see it.  Directed by Tanit Jitnukul.
Director Tanit was born in 1956 in Songkhla Province, and made his name filming historical battle epics: Bang Rajan, Legend of the Warlord, and Sema: Warrior of Ayutthaya.  However, he’s worked in many genres, including horror (Art of the Devil and Narok), crime-action (102 Bangkok Robbery), and comedy (Andaman Girl).  He won best director honors at the Thailand National Film Awards for Bang Rajan, which was later “presented” by Oliver Stone in a theatrical release in the United States.
Definitely a director to follow, and this a film to see.
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
: US/ UK, Crime/ Drama/ Thriller – I found it a thoroughly engrossing and exciting film, and a satisfying dramatic experience.  Denzel Washington plays a New York City subway dispatcher battling a criminal mastermind, beautifully played by John Travolta.  Rated R in the US for violence and pervasive language.  Mixed or average reviews.
Dear Galileo:
Thai, Comedy/ Drama – A pleasant enough diversion about girls on their own in Europe – low-keyed and low-powered, slow and meandering.  From Nithiwat Tharathorn, continuing his examination of students in love as two teenage Thai girls spend a year in London, Paris, and Rome.  Based on the director’s own experiences of living and working abroad.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
: US/ UK, Adventure/ Fantasy/ Romance – This, the latest and darkest Harry Potter episode, is a dazzling film, with brilliant cinematography, fantastic effects, and moments of emotional power.  I think you’ll find it incoherent unless you’re a close follower of the previous films, or have immersed yourself in the books.  If not, large sections of the film will make absolutely no sense whatsoever, because all the characters seem to know things the audience is never privy to.  Great art direction and scenic design, and it’s really well directed, with excellent performances, and an exciting story.  Generally favorable reviews.
Public Enemies:
US, Action/ Crime/ Drama/ History – I think it’s a mess, albeit a brilliant mess, but it offers many pleasures: It’s an impeccably crafted film, with some fine performances, vast attention to period detail, an innovative use of high-definition video instead of film, and a fascinating era recreated.  Still, it’s a hodge-podge in my opinion, and doesn’t gel into anything coherent.  With Johnny Depp and Christian Bale.  Rated R in the US for gangster violence and some language.  Generally favorable reviews.
 Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs [in 3D]: US, Animation/ Comedy – Good animation. Mixed or average reviews.
6:66 Death Happens / 6:66 Die Not Die / tai mai dai tai:
Thai, Horror –  A crime reporter starts seeing weird and scary things after someone who was supposed to die doesn’t die, causing a rip in the fabric between life and death, or something like that.  A dreadful movie, gauging from the previews and posters.  I will not be seeing it.