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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd.

Getting a grasp on the Institutes of Deposits Protection Act

One year on since the Sub Prime Crisis in the US emerged and still the global aftermath unfolds. The announcement of banks in the UK suffering liquidity issues has already seen many depositors withdraw their savings. Following the ‘temporary nationalisation’ of Northern Rock and the role of the Fed in the rescue of Bear Stearns, the question of whether UK government should intervene is a hot debate. Even without any banking failures, it’s also a hot topic here in Thailand right now.
Following Thailand’s economic crisis in 1997, the government launched the Financial Institution Development Fund (FIDF) which protects clients’ deposits against bank insolvency or bankruptcy. It was designed to regain consumer confidence in banks and has proven to be successful; locally bank deposits have been considered as a secure method of saving money only a decade after the widespread failure of finance companies and the Bangkok Bank of Commerce.
However, on August 11, 2008, a further Act, known as the Institutes of Deposits Protection Act, was passed which supersedes this.
The Act defines, imposes and sets out some provisional measures which will alter the statuses of financial institutions in Thailand including the security, stability and safety of deposits held by financial institutions. The Act establishes the Institute of Deposit Protection (“IDP”), classified as a juristic person, which will control the Deposit Protection Fund. The IDP has an initial capital of THB 1 billion with the main practical difference between the FIDF and the IDP amounting to a cap on the amount of protection bank deposits will receive. Under the FIDF deposits were protected regardless of the amount whereas the IDP adopts a systematic tier approach.
Instead of the full amount, the maximum amount that the IDP will guarantee per depositor per financial institution is THB 1 million, regardless of the number of accounts owned by the depositor.
In order to adapt gradually, this Act provides a transitory provision which covers the first four years of the Act as follows:
Year Value Protected THB
1                      Full Amount
2                        100 Million
3                         50 Million
4                         10 Million
5 Onwards             1 Million
From the effective date of this Act, any person who holds resident THB deposits of more than THB 1 million in a financial institution must reconsider the security and the returns of maintaining those accounts. Savings in commercial banks will no longer be fully protected (subject to a 5 year scale) and will go from a “low risk, low return” investment to “high risk, low return” investment.
The Act will greatly affect the credibility of financial institutions in Thailand. It may encourage depositors to seek alternative ways to safeguard and invest their money.
What are the alternatives?
We could look at keeping deposits within the regulated western and offshore systems but in many cases this isn’t practical. This is Asia’s Century according to global economists because of the demographic and economic trends will ensure that the 21st century will be dominated by Asian politics and culture. Therefore we should perhaps be looking for more opportunities to employ our capital in Asian currencies than in the old world.
It is on this premise that the Asian Century fund was created as a high yielding income fund offered in Thai baht, Singapore dollar and US dollar hedged variants.
The Asian Century fund makes it possible to invest offshore in investment grade deposit securities denominated in Thai baht currently yielding over 8%. What’s more custodial regulations in Guernsey provide 100% protection to investors in the event of the failure of these funds. This protection is unlimited, unlike that offered by the IDP.
Other choices besides the Asian Century fund such as government bond, real estate or even stocks are also available. One thing that we cannot miss though is to study well and reach for a professional guide when needed.

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]@mbmg-international.com.com



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

Making child photography child’s play

We have just had the Jester’s Charity Children’s Fair and there were certainly many children to photograph. There were also many proud Mums and Dads with cameras, but how many got a ‘good’ shot of their offspring? Unfortunately, not as many as you would imagine.
One of the largest problems when photographing children is their attention span. You may know you are trying to get the best shot ever of little Johnny, but little Johnny doesn’t know it. And what’s more, doesn’t care! With an attention span measured in milliseconds, he is not going to stand still long enough for you to fiddle around with camera settings, flash settings and exposure mathematics. No, when photographing children, use the Auto setting on your camera, and that is one of the few times I will recommend that setting! To get a good kid pic means that you have to be totally set up and ready. That means you must begin with an idea of how you want the end result to look.
The music hall comedians always worked on the principle that they should never get on stage with children or animals. There were many good reasons for that, one of which was the fact that neither took stage direction very well, and both had short attention spans. Photographing children and animals is also fraught with the same problems.
Let’s look at the equipment needed first. In general, the further away you get, the more natural the photograph you will get. So, a small zoom lens (35-70) works very well in this situation as you can get far enough away from the child without invading the child’s ‘personal space’ and producing shyness or forced behavior.
Some photographers swear by Auto-focus (AF) for this type of shot, but personally I find that the noise is distracting for children. The “whiz-whizz” attracts for the aforesaid three point four milliseconds attention span, and then they are off again. However, the newer AF cameras (lenses) are much quieter and are probably the best in this situation.
The most important item with child photography is to get down to their level, otherwise by shooting from above you get distortions and a “strange” view of the child.
Since children are fairly mobile creatures, you do need to get a reasonable depth of field to keep the subject in focus. There are a couple of ways to ensure that this happens. The first is to select 200 ASA film. This means you can use a smaller aperture (or your camera can select it, on “auto” settings). This increases the depth of field, keeping your subject in a deeper area of sharp focus. The second is to photograph in good light, which again means the camera can select small apertures.
Now let’s get down to the nitty gritty of taking the shot of your terrible three year old. Put little Johnny in a well lit area of the house, patio or garden with some favorite toys. Sit down on the floor a little way from him and pre-focus the camera. Now just sit there, not joining in to his play world, looking quietly through the viewfinder. Remember that you do have a limited time before Mr. Three gets bored and wants to wander off.
When everything is right, call out the child’s name and catch the child’s first response to you. The inquiring look, or the big smile, will be there to be caught forever on film. You can repeat that exercise perhaps three times before the child will not respond any more, no matter what you do! As I said at the beginning, these little creatures have a very short attention span. Be prepared, be ready and be watchful and you too can get that ‘magic’ shot.
Have a look at this week’s picture. This happy youngster was snapped by doing all the above techniques. The candles on the cake were focusing the child’s attention, and the supplicating hands were caught at just the right time. Not a fluke, but the photographer was there, and ready, and this was just one of about six taken at the time.


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

World Heart Day

Next weekend is World Heart Day (27th September). I know that there are all sorts of “world” days for us to celebrate such as “World Three Legged Water Spaniel Day” and “World Quokka Day”, but other than World No Smoking Day, nothing comes close to the significance of World Heart Day.
Why? Because heart disease still remains the world’s greatest killer, despite improvements in the overall statistics. The list goes:
Heart disease
Cancer
Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases)
Chronic lower respiratory diseases
Accidents (unintentional injuries)
Diabetes
Alzheimer’s disease
Influenza/Pneumonia
Kidney diseases
Septicemia
I have to say that I am at a bit of a loss to explain why Alzheimer’s disease is considered a killer, but the World Health Organization must have its own reasons.
Being a ‘world’ problem, it is also interesting to see the best countries not to live in. Here are some interesting statistics (again from WHO)
Slovakia: 216 heart deaths per 100,000 people
Hungary: 192.1 per 100,000 people
Ireland: 152.6 per 100,000 people
Czech Republic: 148.6 per 100,000 people
Finland: 143.8 per 100,000 people
New Zealand: 127.3 per 100,000 people
United Kingdom: 122 per 100,000 people
Norway: 112.5 per 100,000 people
Australia: 110.9 per 100,000 people
United States: 106.5 per 100,000 people
Germany: 106.1 per 100,000 people
Italy: 65.2 per 100,000 people
Portugal: 55.9 per 100,000 people
Spain: 53.8 per 100,000 people
France: 39.8 per 100,000 people
Japan: 30 per 100,000 people
Looking at those tables it would appear to be beneficial to eat sushi in olive oil and washed down with a nice bottle of Beaujolais.
However, we are here, and unfortunately I have no exact statistics for Thailand, mainly because it is difficult to get exact statistics on anything in Thailand, but just believe me when I say heart disease is also the biggest killer - especially amongst the farang community.
The sad part in looking at the world statistics is that the mortality from heart disease can be reduced. And what is even more sad is that much of it can be controlled by the individuals themselves.
Looking at a few of the risk factors for heart disease turns up high cholesterol and triglycerides, high blood pressure, smoking, diabetes, overweight and a poor family history (and I don’t mean financially).
Another good thing about those risk factors is the fact that most of them are easy to measure. Cholesterol, triglycerides and blood sugar (diabetes) are a simple blood test (and results in 45 minutes at my hospital here). Weight? Step on the scales. Blood pressure? Again a simple measurement, and many people have their own automatic machine at home as well. Smoking? Check your pockets for the cigarette packet and do yourself a huge favor by throwing the packet in the rubbish bin. Poor family history? Well, resurrection is currently beyond our capabilities right now, though some expensive insurance plans may include it soon. Just understand that a poor family history means that you should be doubly aware of all the other risk factors. Simple.
The Bangkok Hospital Pattaya will be having a World Heart Day promotion at the hospital on September 27 at which you can get many of the risk factors checked at special low rates. It might just make sense to pop up to the hospital that day and see whether you are in the high risk category. There is no point in shuffling off early if you can avoid it, surely. (By the way, for those of you in other provinces, you can always go and get the risk factors assessed at a clinic close to you.)
In the meantime, you can always do the following:
Count the calories consumed each day
Watch the waistline
Measure the morning pulse
Get the cholesterol, triglyceride and sugar levels checked
Get the blood pressure measured
And of course, stop smoking.
Do all that and I’ll see you next year as well! And for those interested, a Quokka is a strange marsupial, about the size of a cat, that lives in Western Australia.


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,
Recently I asked you for some advice after my Thai girlfriend left me after I innocently asked her if I could take some upskirt photographs of her underwear. In reply, you belittled and scorned me, which I accept in good nature. But seriously Hillary, I have a question... why do Thai women prefer to wear black underwear, when white looks so much better against their tanned skin? I can’t understand it. It has reached the point where I have been forced to purchase white underwear to give whatever bar girl I pick up to wear. That’s not fair really. I mean, why black underwear? Also, I am not some kind of deviant. Sure I am Dutch and I am old, but I am not some trench coat wearing deviant.
Stig
Dear Stig,
I am so glad to read that you don’t have a trench coat, which makes you feel that you are not a deviant. I take it this is because, in your mind, having a trench coat is the sign of a deviant, my Petal. Well it’s not in mine, Stig. For me, a deviant is someone who does things like sniffing lady’s chairs (and I see an Australian polly went down for that one). Other things that deviants are known to do is taking upskirt photographs.
I also have to take you to task, old Dutch Stig, where you write “Recently I asked you for some advice after my Thai girlfriend left me after I innocently asked her if I could take some upskirt photographs of her underwear.” It was far from innocent, Stig, as in your first letter you even admitted that you set up these photographs to post on the internet, on an adult website. And you also admitted to buying knickers for bar girls to wear as you got down on your knees probably with an electric fan and a box brownie. You wrote, “I recently asked my Thai girlfriend to model for me, all I wanted to do was take some harmless upskirt photos of her wearing underwear, then post them on the website.” There’s the crux of this matter (crux, not crutch, Stig), “then post them on the website”. So much for “innocently asked”.
As far as Thai girls preferring to wear black knickers rather than the white underwear that you prefer, I have no experience in this, as upskirting is not one of my regular pastimes. However, I did speak to the young girl in the lingerie shop and she said that both black and red seemed to be popular, but did mention an old chappie who comes in regularly for another pair of white ones. She did not know whether the man was buying them for a girlfriend, or to wear himself. Thailand is the place where you can be yourself, isn’t it, Stig?
However, the real reason for the black undies is to make their skin look whiter by comparison. Thai ladies want to be white, and that is why whitening creams have the biggest slice of the cosmetic market in this country. Simple, so put away the camera and find something else to do with your spare time. Have you tried stamp collecting?

Dear Hillary,
I have a problem in the office. Nui is the secretary for the boss and while the relationship looks very business-like on the surface, I have seen the pair of them out together at night in karaoke bars. I like Nui a lot and I have seen the boss with other women at night, so she doesn’t know about this I am sure. Nui is always very friendly towards me when we meet at work and I want to ask her out, but I don’t want to get on the wrong side of the boss. I’m also thinking of leaving, but I don’t want to leave Nui. Should I ask her to leave with me? I haven’t discussed it with anyone yet.
Alex
Dear Alex,
Are you for real my shrinking violet? You are wondering if you should stroll up to the coffee machine when she is making the boss his morning coffee and breathe heavily and say, “I’m leaving. Want to come with me?” What do you think she is going to say and do? Leave the coffee cup and say, “Hang on a tick, I’ll just get my handbag.” You seem to have built this relationship up in your mind, to the point that you think it is real. It is not, Alex, this is a fantasy that you are trying to make reality, and it just does not happen like that. If Nui shared that fantasy, then go ahead, it could be fun, but she doesn’t, does she? She does not even know what you are thinking, but a good secretary knows how to be friendly with the other staff members. You are mistaking that friendliness for something much deeper.
Let me ask you a pertinent question, my Petal. How old are you? And how old is Nui? I think, reading between the lines, that you are still a teenager and Nui is much older than you. Did you leave the nest too early, Alex, and are looking for a mother substitute?
Alex, yes you should leave, before you make an embarrassing fool of yourself, and wait till you are much older before embarking on relationships.


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya
Mamma Mia!: US/UK/Germany Comedy/ Musical/ Romance – Starring Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan, and Colin Firth. Donna, an independent, single mother who owns a small hotel on an idyllic Greek island, is about to let go of Sophie, the spirited daughter she’s raised alone. On a quest to find the identity of her father to walk her down the aisle, Sophie invites to the wedding three men from Donna’s past, all possibly her father. Popular ABBA music that I find horrifyingly infectious and which I can’t get rid of. It’s an extraordinarily vivacious and energetic musical that is bound and determined to make you sing and dance and feel good about marriage and things like that. Mixed or average reviews.
You Don’t Mess with the Zohan: US Action/Comedy – Starring Adam Sandler. Zohan is an Israeli commando who fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream: becoming a hairstylist in New York. It’s an Adam Sandler comedy, and if you like his kind of low and crass comedy, you should like this one very much. Here he plays the Israeli/Palestinian conflict for laughs. I laughed. A lot. And cringed. A lot. It’s been banned by censors in most Arab countries, but it’s a huge hit in Israel. Mixed or average reviews.
Burn: Thai Thriller – All you ever wanted to know about “SHC” – Spontaneous Human Combustion. As you certainly know, that’s the familiar medical condition wherein a living human being suddenly bursts into flames. Director Peter Manus comes up with a pretty far-fetched explanation for this pretty far-fetched human malady. Slow and not really too scary or gory; the film is more of a drama, and you’ll be quite surprised at who the villain turns out to be. Some interesting effects and moods.
Bangkok Dangerous: US Action/Drama – Directing twins Danny and Oxide Pang return to remake their popular 1999 thriller about a ruthless hitman (this time Nicolas Cage) who travels to Bangkok in order to carry out four murders. During the course of his jobs, the triggerman falls in love with a pretty local girl (Hong Kong actress and pop singer Charlie Yeung in a quite affecting performance) while also forming a friendly bond with his young errand boy (nicely played by Thai actor Shahkrit Yamnarm). A fairly decent but predictable low-powered action flick, shot in some interesting locations in Bangkok. For Nicolas Cage fans.
The Coffin/Longtorai: Thai Horror – Ananda Everingham as a claustrophobic architect who participates in coffin rituals to gain a new lease on life. It has much going for it, with a stellar cast and a fine director, but I was mightily confused. It didn’t seem to be the movie that director Ekachai Uekrongtham set out to make. The script won a prestigious prize from the Rotterdam Festival, but the movie hadn’t been made yet, and to get the necessary funding he had to change it into a horror flick, making compromises along the way. The beautifully shot opening sequence of the burial ritual at the temple gives an idea of what the film could have been.
Boonchu 9: Thai Comedy – A continuation of this popular Thai comedy series. The son of the original Boonchu is a happy monk who is defrocked by his mother and sent to university in Bangkok. There he meets up with new “friends” who drug him and mug him. But it all turns out all right eventually because it is foremost a feel-good movie for Thais from start to finish. It’s the gentlest of comedies/family dramas, with the sweetest of characters. The Thais I saw it with were thrilled with it every moment, and laughed and worried and got upset ever the slightest at the plot complications. They had a thoroughly good time, but I think you need Thai sensibilities to enjoy it. Has some appealing young stars and well-established older comedians.
The Deaths of Ian Stone: US/UK Horror/Thriller – On an ordinary night, the young Ian Stone encounters a mysterious creature and is forced into the path of an oncoming train. Rather than facing certain death, Ian finds himself reborn into a new life that feels strangely familiar. It soon becomes apparent that Ian is being hunted by an evil presence, and will be forced to die every day until he can solve the mystery of his own life. Rated R in the US for violence, some drug content, and brief language. Generally favorable reviews.
Death Race: US Action/Thriller – The most twisted spectator sport on earth as violent criminals vie for freedom by winning a race driving monster cars outfitted with machine guns, flamethrowers, and grenade launchers. The previews are the most repulsive imaginable, and have convinced me I don’t wish to see it. Mixed or average reviews.
Tevada Tokmun: Thai Comedy – Some Academy Fantasia 4 winners in a comedy about the misadventures of an angel and a monk.