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Heart to Heart with Hillary

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Money matters:   Graham Macdonald MBMG International Ltd.

Sovereign wealth funds - friend or foe?
 
Country Name Assets* $bn Inception year
UAE: Abu Dhabi Investment Authority 875.0 1976
Norway: Government Pension Fund - Global 380.0 1996
Singapore: GIC 330.0 1981
Saudi Arabia: Various 300.0 na
Kuwait: Reserve Fund for Future Generations  250.0 1953
China: China Investment Corporation* 200.0 2007
Singapore: Temasek Holdings 159.2 1974
Libya: Oil Reserve Fund 50.0 2005
Qatar: Qatar Inv. Auth. 50.0 2005
Algeria: Fund de Regulation des Recettes 42.6 2000
US: Alaska Permanent Fund Corporation 38.0 1976
Brunei: Brunei Inv. Auth. 30.0 1983
Other 171.4 -
Total 2876.3 -
Of which oil-and gas-related 2103.4 -

After years as the fall guy for Europe’s trade unions and some politicians, private equity firms can breathe a little easier now that their status as the scary face of capitalism has been usurped by state investment funds. Despite having been around for a long time, these funds have suddenly achieved major prominence and we’ve been inundated with questions about them. Here, with the help of Joanne Baynham of Miton Asset Management (the advisors to MBMG International’s range of private client portfolios) are some answers.
Sovereign Wealth Funds (SWFs) have existed for at least 50 years, but their total size worldwide has increased dramatically over the past 10-15 years. In 1990, SWFs probably held, at most, $500 billion; the current total is an estimated $2-3 trillion. (See table for a breakdown of this amount)
That sounds a lot, but how much really is $3 trillion?
U.S. GDP = $12 trillion
The total value of US$ denominated securities (both debt and equity) = more than $50 trillion
The total global value of all traded securities = $165 trillion.
In that context, $3 trillion is significant but not huge. However…
The total value of securities markets in Africa, the Middle East, and emerging Europe combined = $4 trillion. That’s also roughly the size of the markets in all of Latin America.
Simon Johnson, the IMF’s chief economist, thinks SWFs will be worth $10 trillion by 2012, based on the likely growth rates of current accounts. Stephen Jen of Morgan Stanley has pencilled in $12 trillion for 2015 (just to remind you, that’s the size of the US economy today).
In today’s terms, SWFs might be small relative to global traded securities, but they still have a lot of firepower: they are larger than many private equity and hedge funds.
Given this as a backdrop, it’s not surprising that investors wish to woo them and politicians fear them at the same time. There can be no mistaking that their money has been sorely needed of late, with rich-world financial-services groups having been administered nearly $69 billion-worth of infusions from the savings of the developing world in the past ten months to January - according to Morgan Stanley.
However, the relatively friendly welcome SWFs have found, may turn out to be temporary. Before the credit crunch American politicians objected to Arabs owning ports and Chinese owning oil firms. In January Hillary Clinton said: “We need to have a lot more control over what they [SWFs] do and how they do it.”
Once the emergency has passed, foreign money is often less welcome.
Politicians are concerned that the managers of these funds have little accountability to regulators, shareholders or voters, and thus are felt to be a potential breeding ground for rogue traders. So far there is no evidence of such “mischievous” behaviour (as the German government calls it) and weighing the risk of such eventualities against the rewards of hard cash, on the table, right now, makes it clearly daft to raise too much of a stink.

Kevin Hassett of the American Enterprise Institute highlights the fears that governments have with the following examples. Suppose the Chinese Fund were to buy Citigroup. What if America sought to take sides in a conflict with Taiwan? Would China then threaten to shut the bank down? Alternatively, from a more commercial point of view, suppose that Venezuela bought Alcoa and set about closing its aluminium smelters in the United States in order to move production to Latin America, as part of a strategy for development. And what if a country’s investment fund ran an active trading operation and - George Soros style, when he brought down the Pound - decided to launch a large-scale speculative attack on another nation’s currency?
Although the risk that the funds may abuse companies and markets is theoretical, the danger of financial protectionism is all too real. The idea that secretive foreign governments are up to no good exerts a powerful hold on the collective imagination. Nicolas Sarkozy, the French president, and Angela Merkel, the German chancellor, have both issued warnings. A former American official, speaking on condition of anonymity, says that Washington is even now in a state of “high alert”. Yet, for all these imagined fears, it is hard to find examples of SWFs abusing their power.
At the World Economic Forum in Davos, Mohamed Al-Jasser, vice-governor of Saudi Arabian Monetary Agency, complained that SWFs were being treated as “guilty until proven innocent” by politicians suspicious of possible ulterior motives. Yet more SWF managers proclaimed that their intentions were pure; they were investing for the long-term, and had a total hands-off approach to the management of the companies they buy.
“Our fund started in 1953,” said Bader Al Sa’ad, the managing director of the Kuwait Investment Authority. “Kuwait has been a Daimler shareholder since 1969… BP shareholder since 1996, we are one of the most stable shareholders of these companies.”
Stephen Schwarzmann, chief executive of private equity giant Blackstone, described the funds as “model investors”, and “smart, highly professional, simply looking for the best possible return for their money” and derided the notion that these funds were a threat:
“It’s almost amusing to see pools of capital that we’ve always dealt with now have a new name, SWFs, and are seen as an inherent threat. When the Chinese investment fund took a 9.5% stake in our company there were questions in the press: ‘why do they do this, what are their motives?’” Schwarzmann clarified the situation, “Well, it’s a non-voting investment, that was important for them ... they said they don’t want to vote.”
In politics, fear usually sells better than reason, but it would be rather hypocritical to erect barriers to foreign investment while demanding open access to developing markets. Most countries, for example, limit who can own banks, because governments often guarantee deposits and because confidence in banks underpins the financial system. Similarly, most countries curb ownership of defence technology and utilities. You do not need a handbook of new restrictions. And you do not need to make SWFs a special case: instead, you should have clear, predictable rules that apply to everyone.
One concern is that generally governments can’t ascertain what a SWF’s objectives are, precisely how much money it manages and where it invests. SWFs tend to cover their tracks further by using a full range of investment structures, such as hedge funds and private equity.
Criticism of SWFs’ investments has by no means all come from recipient countries. China’s CIC seemed to have scored when it paid $3 billion for a stake in Blackstone, a private-equity group that listed its shares. Today its holding is worth closer to $2 billion and CIC has been severely criticised in Beijing.
The motives of the funds vary, and they don’t always make sense. Consider Abu Dhabi and Kuwait, which wanted to save their oil endowment for future generations, an admirable goal. But today they don’t look as clever as freewheeling Dubai, which has much less oil. Because the rulers of Abu Dhabi and Kuwait centralized their nations’ wealth in the hands of the state, their state sectors stifled their economies. Abu Dhabi’s fund may be impressive but the entrepreneurial spirit of Dubai has done a far better job of putting sustainable wealth in the hands of his citizens - even before discussions about whether it makes sense to buy Liverpool FC!
In truth, such funds are nothing for Western politicians or voters to fear. If anyone should worry about them, it’s the citizens whose governments are amassing them - governments tend to be terrible at managing money that it is best left in the hands of private citizens.
Maybe that’s why SWFs are popular with semi-authoritarian regimes and dictatorships, which aren’t answerable for the consequences when they make poor economic decisions.
At the end of the day, whether SWF are to be feared or loved really depends on your point of view. Western Economies find themselves in a ‘beggars can’t be choosers’ situation at the present time and it is unlikely that this is going to change any time soon.
Governments may distrust SWFs, but until the East and West even out the surpluses and deficits in their economies, SWFs will not go away.

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]@mbmg-international.com.com



Snap Shots: by Harry Flashman

Tricks that make photography easier

A friend of mine, a true professional photographer, dropped me a line with a brief Q&A attached. “Q: Definition of a free lance photo journalist. A: A bloke with three Canons round his neck and a wife that works!” There is more than a grain of truth in that!
However, have you ever stopped to wonder just what pro shooters have in their very large camera bags? Well, for starters there will be a choice of lenses, two or three camera bodies, and a whole host of non-photographic items that makes photography much easier.
Want to take a photo of Rover? The one item that all dog photographers should have is a box of matches. One little rattle and Rover pricks his ears up and looks intelligent. Or as intelligent as Rovers can look. This even works for children (but take my tip and never be conned into photographing pets or children!).
So after the box of matches, what else should you have? For my money it is a torch. Any photographer who takes his camera out at night will need one. Even if just to see what way up the batteries go in the flash, which always runs out of volts just when you don’t need it. Setting shutter speeds in the dark can also be difficult. Or even seeing what aperture you are selecting on the lens barrel.
Another small, but definitely handy item is a remote release for the shutter. Any time you are trying to do a time exposure, it becomes very difficult holding the button down and not making the camera tremble - especially with long exposures. Cheap, does not take up much space, and very useful.
While talking about time exposures, another useful “camera bag” item is a miniature tripod. I have one that was made by Polaroid a few years ago which folds up small and even fits into the side pocket on the bag. With something like this you can mount the tripod on the roof of the car and take five minute moonlight shots if you need it. Often called table-top tripods. There are some I have seen with “springy” legs but they are not much good. Get one with solid legs.
Now the next one is not so easy to get here, but you can always get someone to bring you one in from overseas. With the bright sunlight here, the magic brain inside your camera that sets the exposure settings can get confused. The answer for consistently correct exposures is an 18 percent grey card. This you place beside the subject and take a meter reading from it. You then set the camera to that f stop and shutter speed and you have the correct exposure for the main shot. If you are serious about getting the correct exposure, and particularly if you shoot slides, one of these is invaluable. You can just fold it up and slip it in the camera bag very easily. However, another trick is to select an 18 percent grey camera bag, and you just take your reading directly from there.
Not a ‘pro’ but an enthusiastic amateur photographer is Ernie Kuehnelt who keeps a plastic shower cap in his camera bag. Great for keeping the camera dry in the rain. I have one too, after Ernie showed me.
In today’s digital age, your camera bag should also have a fully charged camera battery and a 1GB memory card. Serious digital photography eats those items like your kids eat ice cream.
The last item that is really almost mandatory if you are a serious photographer, and that is a battery charger for the batteries in the off-camera flash. You will go through heaps of batteries if you are shooting regularly, even just fill-in flash. This gets expensive. Buy two sets of the rechargeable batteries and the charger and your photography expenses will be a lot less.


Modern Medicine: by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

Do you need insurance?

I have just renewed my medical insurance, for myself, my wife and the children. Whilst I hate giving anything away (my Scottish heritage comes forth at times when I have to open the wallet), I have to say the premium was not expensive, and far less than I would pay in the western world.
However, if you haven’t upgraded your cover recently, then you may be in for a nasty surprise. Unfortunately, everything, be that petrol, bread, or baby’s nappies has gone up in price in the past 12 months. If you haven’t upgraded there could be a shortfall, which you have to find (or fund), not your insurance company.
I have also been very lucky with my choice of careers. Being a medico does have advantages. If I couldn’t fix my skin rash or whatever, I could always ring a classmate who could (or should) be able to. Medications and drugs? Again no worries, just a quick raid of the samples cupboard in my surgery and I had everything I needed. Insurance not needed. (One of my medical friends used to say that after diagnosing some condition in his family, he would go to his samples cupboard. If he couldn’t find what he wanted, he would change the diagnosis to use some medication he did have! True.)
What about hospital in-patient insurance? I passed on that one too. After all, the only foreseeable problems that could stop me working were massive trauma following a road accident or suchlike, or a heart attack. In either case you don’t care where you are as long as there are wall to wall running doctors and plenty of pain killers. In Australia, the “free” public hospital system is fine for that.
So I blithely carried on through life insuranceless. I did spend one night in hospital with a broken leg 30 years ago, so as regards personal medical costs versus proposed insurance premiums, I was still miles in front.
And then I came to Thailand. Still I blithely carried on, after all, I was ten foot tall and bullet proof. Then a friend over here had a stroke and required hospitalisation. Said friend was four years younger than me and I was forced to review the ten foot bullet proof situation to find I was only five foot eleven and my anti-kryptonite had expired. Thailand was a completely new ballgame.
Enquiries as to hospital and medical costs showed that they were considerably less than the equivalent in Oz, but, and here’s the big but, there’s no government system or sickness benefits to fall back on. Suddenly you are walking the tightrope and there’s no safety net to stop you hitting terra firma.
So I took out medical insurance. Still it was no gold plated cover. But it was enough to look after me if I needed hospitalisation, and that came sooner than I imagined. I had always subscribed to the “major trauma” theory, but two days of the galloping gut-rot had me flat on my back with the IV tube being my only life-line to the world. We are only mortal - even us medicos.
Do you have medical insurance? Perhaps it is time to chat to a reputable insurance agent! Yes, reliable insurance agents and reliable insurance companies do exist, but you need help through the minefield.
You also need help when it comes to filling out the application forms, in my opinion. And you also need to be 100 percent truthful. Yes, insurance companies will check on your records, and if it is found that you have been sparing with the truth over pre-existing conditions, expect a shock at settling up time at the cashier’s desk.
Remember too, that just because you have an insurance card does not automatically signify that ‘everything’ is covered. This is why private hospitals will ask you for a deposit on admission. If the insurance company later verifies that you are indeed covered for that ailment or condition, then you’ll get it back, but you have to prove that you are covered, not the other way round!
And remember to check out your insurance agent.


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Hello again Hillary,
After your Kaneedur, I had hoped that I wouldn’t have to write again, but you and your reader gave me no choice. I often see that you comment on your writer’s letters grammar and/or spelling. Well now I shall have to comment on your inferences and assumptions.
You assume I am an antipodean, why? What exactly does this mean? The opposite side of the globe? So you think I am an American? Not me Guv (sic)! I presume you mean Australia or NZ?, sorry Hillary, wrong again!
You wrote that I have perfect intonation when I speak Thai and/or Laos. Where did this statement come from? Who said this? I certainly didn’t. I think I stated that Thai people comment on my speech as being very clear.
By making your inference public you have also now misled “I can’t be bovvered either”, although if he had bothered to read my initial missive correctly he would have spotted your error. I am another Einstein, well thanks, it’s appreciated of course, I do have an IQ of 130 but that’s surely not enough... Is it? To be very clear about this, I do think that my Thai and especially my Thai-Issan is very acceptable as I can communicate with little problem. However, I do consider the Thais tend to overstate their praise.
When I first started speaking Thai I was often met with a puzzled look and told that my pronunciation was “mai schut” or not clear. I have not heard this for a long time now. Recent examples: I was speaking with a teacher from Sisaket. Her actual words were “How can you speak Laos so well, it sounds like you are a native from Isaan.” This must be a joke, but that is what she said.
A lawyer (very pretty, I know it’s irrelevant!) ran to get her Mother who hailed from Udon, just to converse with me. In a restaurant, after I ordered food and started openly chatting in Thai, the cook ran over with a big smile and asked why I could speak Thai so well and as clearly.
Is this showing off? I am simply passing on local Thai sentiments. From my perspective I actually don’t think my Thai is that good. However, I am not qualified to comment.
I am sure that you and your readers have understood the real meanings behind these e-mails and they are nothing to do with how well I can speak a language. As you implied Hillary, when in a bar, there is no need to even ask the bird’s name. The purple persuader is usually enough to ensure that they ‘like’ you, although a different color bill may now be required.
It speaks volumes that the normal everyday Thais are very happy when I speak their language, it’s only the things in the bars that have a problem with it.
As for whether I am bovvered or not, I let my sign-off speak for itself.
Regards
“I really ain’t (sic) bovvered (sic), I really ain’t” (sic)
Dear I really ain’t bovvered,
I still don’t believe your nom de plume, you seem very hot and bovvered to me, Petal. Not only do you have an ornithological problem (“birds” Mr. IQ 130) but are bovvered about the way you come across. May I remind you of your first letter which had, in part “I reply in Thai-Laos as I can speak this quite fluently. Using English text as I have no Thai keyboard, “Man U, Koi U poodio, bor me poosouw.” If they are from elsewhere in Thailand I respond in Thai, as I can also speak this. Maybe something like “Khrap pom, U kondio khrap, pom ben-sod.” Maybe my accent or tones are suspect except that I am told by other Thai people that I speak their language very clearly.” So who inferred you are the cunning linguist? You, Petal. I might even call in the teacher from Sisaket and the pretty lawyer’s mother from Udon, or the unnamed cook in a Thai restaurant to back me up.
You asked what is an antipodean? Common usage has it as people from Down-Under. I explained that in my first reply where I wrote, “I also get the distinct impression that you are an antipodean with that quaint way to refer to the bar girls as birds.” However, you do spell color in the British way (colour) and denied vehemently that you were American, and also used the phrase ‘Guv’, so I presume you are a UK chap. So be it. It doesn’t matter, what matters is merely the fact you don’t seem to be able to find a ‘frock’ in a brothel with a first full of five hundreds.
Don’t worry, you’ll still be able to discuss your sorrows with the teacher from Sisaket or the pretty lawyer’s mother from Udon or even the short order cook in Thai, or Laos, as you did state above “I do think that my Thai and especially my Thai-Issan is very acceptable as I can communicate with little problem.” I’m glad. Keep on having fun, even if you ain’t really bovvered!


Learn to Live to Learn: with Andrew Watson

Looking back, looking forward

Funny how time can go; friends say they told me so, but it doesn’t matter. As I sit, sipping coffee on one of my balconies overlooking the calm azure of the Gulf of Thailand, I’m taking the time for a number of things, which I didn’t seem to have time for yesterday. The 7 o’clock horizon sucks me towards it where a few cumulus nimbus clouds rising towards the heavens await me. They are half-visible in the misty blueness, as if stretching themselves awake, readying themselves or another day of heat and thunder.
I try to preserve five minutes every day for reflection; it’s an important time of peace, tranquillity and meditation. Here, now, with the curvature of the earth convex before me and the sound of birds and lightly rustling leaves all around me, there’s a sense of utter timelessness. No need to hurry anywhere. Indeed, I’ll do my very best not to move more than ten yards in any direction for the next few hours. The most energy I’m likely to expend is when I climb into my hammock and explore a variety of rocking, recumbent postures.
I’d never been to Thailand on holiday before this year. Previously, it had always been work, business rather than pleasure, although some might say that the line between the two in Thailand is inevitably, perhaps necessarily, blurred. It’s getting to be a long time ago when we first landed at Bangkok, with light hearts and lighter wallets, escapees from the Al Asqua intifada. I remember the hitherto unparalleled heat and humidity, our clothes sticking to our backs and the insufferable cocktail of exhaustion from our 12 hour flight mixed with the euphoria of being in the East for the first time. It was, and remains, the antithesis of our experience in Israel, in every conceivable regard. Verdant and lush, peaceful, friendly and safe for God’s sake; safe!
Arriving in the wake of the economic crash of 96/97, folksy Ban Chang and south to Phala Beach, the sleepy amphur where we settled was punctuated with half-built palatial villas. It was as if everybody had got up and left in the middle of the night. Having come from a land where every centimeter is fought over and exploited, over the subsequent years it was refreshingly bizarre to be part of a landscape where nature was reasserting herself so forcefully.
I had never been part of a “transplanted” community before. I found the assumptions and presumptions of the predominantly British expatriates disorienting; indeed there seemed to be an assumption that I would conform to a certain extent, to a narrow, parched and somewhat parochial view of the world. A South African friend put it well; “Some people have been here for too long; it’s time for them to move on…” How right he was, although it took a few more years before we were able to push them in the right direction; the right direction for them and most certainly for the school.
Cleaning out embedded cliques can be a tough business and the generally high bi-annual turnover of staff meant that prevailing misconceptions about how to run an organization largely went unchallenged. If you found that there were mavericks or individuals within an organization who weren’t “yes” people, you could just get rid of them. The international schools phenomenon, a brave new world in Thailand, which had (in more than a few well-publicised cases) inadvertently welcomed under or minimally qualified people to work in the Kingdom, was finding out very quickly, to their own and students’ cost, that the poison of impostors and charlatans was polluting the educational landscape. By and large over the last seven years, to the Thai government’s great credit, more comprehensive and rigorous regulations have been put in place to prevent further miscarriages of educational justice. And whilst there remain isolated pockets of iniquity, there is no doubt at all that for those hiding in the shadows, the nights are closing in.
Thus, in Thailand, there is every reason to look forward to the future with great hope and enthusiasm, to a land whose international schools do not squander parents’ hard earned money on staff jollies; where lessons will begin and end on time; where everybody in the organization is held accountable for their performance; where everybody in the organization is given support, proper professional development and the opportunity to take on increasing responsibility.
The International Schools Association of Thailand (ISAT) is a body with increasing remit for quality assurance, which insists that all international schools must be accredited by an external agency (such as CIS or WES) as well as by ISAT. Whilst there is evidence to suggest that accreditation processes are not always as rigorous as they should be, at least it’s a leap in the right direction.
The International Baccalaureate (IB) is an authorization rather than an accreditation body and one would like to think that IB authorization is a kite-mark for quality - and in the main it probably is - although once again there are probably schools which manage to squeeze into the IB family “under the radar”. With the IB experiencing enormous growth across the world, there is a danger of bureaucratic “overstretch” where the balance between economic growth and quality assurance is under increasing strain; a feeling of always playing “catch up” as schools pop up here, there and everywhere seeking authorization without, perhaps, a full understanding of what is entailed in becoming an “IB World School”.
Back in Ban Chang and it’s the earliest of mornings down in sleepy Phala. The environment has shown significant signs of regeneration over the past year or so. A few brave pioneers have taken on high class renovation projects by the sea, making the most of the highest land for 50 kilometres along the coast - and the views are spectacular. Garden International School, which has made such impressive progress over the last two years has another impressive set of IB Diploma results in the bag and is visible in the bluish distance from my crow’s nest. “What a perfect location for a school,” I muse as, regular as any clock, the fisherman starts his 7 o’clock engine.
Next week: A World Apart


Let’s go to the movies: by Mark Gernpy

Now playing in Pattaya
Death Race: US Action/Thriller – The most twisted spectator sport on earth as violent criminals vie for freedom by winning a race driving monster cars outfitted with machine guns, flamethrowers, and grenade launchers. The previews are the most repulsive imaginable.
The Coffin/Longtorai: Thai Horror – Thai superstar Ananda Everingham as a claustrophobic architect who participates in obscure coffin rituals.
WALL·E: US Animation/ Comedy/ Family/ Romance/ Sci-Fi – The film is a work of genius from the first frame to the last. Robot love in a dead world, and the cutest love story in years. There’s virtually no dialogue for the first 40 minutes; you’ll be enthralled. Reviews: Universal acclaim.
Where the Miracle Happens: Thai Drama – A powerful plea for compassion towards neglected segments of Thai society – the uneducated and exploited people, many hill-tribe, who are not really citizens of Thai society. It’s a plea for giving everyone living in Thailand at least the opportunity for education and health care, and freedom from exploitation.
Produced by Her Royal Highness Princess Ubolratana Rajakanya, this film is a drama adapted from a story in her book, “Short Stories from My Thoughts.” Her Royal Highness also stars in the film as a successful businesswoman who loses her daughter in a car accident. To fulfill the philanthropic wish of her child, she travels to a remote school in Chiang Rai and helps rebuild the local school. The drama surfaces when some of the locals doubt her true intentions.
The message is clear: those who have the means – the riches from the Thai economy – need to take a paternal interest in the country as a whole. It’s one’s responsibility, and is simply the decent thing to do for a country that has been good to you. HRH Princess Ubolratana, who also had a hand in writing the script, has herself initiated several projects aimed at the betterment of the Thai people, projects such as “To Be Number One” and “Miracle of Life.” This film is a part of the “Miracle of Life” project, which aims to provide education to underprivileged children in Thailand.
It’s a heart-felt plea, told in basic and simple dramatic terms, with the standard ingredients of Thai drama and comedy fused into a quite moving film. Her Royal Highness acquits herself quite beautifully as the prime actor of the film. The production values are top rate – the photography is luscious.
If you relax and let yourself be drawn into the story, there’s no way you won’t be very affected at story’s end – I admit it, I was in tears.
Rogue: Australia/US Thriller – An American journalist on assignment on a tourist river boat in the Australian outback encounters a man-eating “rogue” crocodile. A modest and effective thriller, with some extraordinary shots of the breathtakingly-forbidding Australia harshness, accompanied by some quite excellent music throughout by François Tétaz which captured for me the beauty and danger of the location, and which includes in its mix aboriginal vocals and didgeridoo droning. The whole is a sort of study of crocodiles and crocodile lore by the director/writer Greg Mclean, who seems to really love the subject, and who seems very fond of the Northern Territory landscape. Rated R in the US for language and some creature violence (some of which has been clipped by the paternalistic Thai censors). Early reviews: Mixed or average.
Hanuman: The White Monkey Warrior: Thai Action – Utter trash, and the biggest argument yet for imposition of censorship, let alone a rating system. Not only not fit for kids; not fit for adults either. Detailed beheadings with close-ups of the surprised looks on the faces of the decapitated heads, loving depictions of skin being slowly ripped off of humans, and worse. All involved should be heavily fined, and jailed.
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor: US/Germany/Canada Action /Fantasy – What a shame! All the talent, all the fantastic attention to detail, wasted on a mess of a movie that is nothing but one bang after another, one explosion after another, one bloody fight after another, all to no purpose. Ignore this one, unless of course you like mindless action, and the rest. Brendan Fraser and Maria Bello play retired British aristocrat-adventurers who head East for adventure and meet their grown son. There the three unearth the mummy of China’s ruthless Dragon Emperor and his vast terra cotta army. Generally negative reviews.
Scheduled for Aug 28
Boonchu 9:
Thai Comedy – A continuation of this popular Thai comedy series. The son of the original Boonchu is a happy monk who is defrocked by his mother and sent to university in Bangkok. There he meets up with new “friends” – two homeless kids, Kratay and Krateng – who, as friends will do, drug him and mug him.
Made of Honor: US Comedy – A piece of fluff about, what else, love problems, starring Patrick Dempsey and Michelle Monaghan.