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Money matters: New EU tax laws could leave expats high and dry

Graham Macdonald
MBMG International Ltd.

The 15 EU member states have issued a new tax directive which could have dire consequences on many expats’ offshore saving and investments.

The 15 EU member states agreed in June to impose tougher rules on their overseas tax havens following six years of intense negotiations. From January 1, 2005, 12 of the EU’s 15 member states will exchange information about investments and savings they hold from residents of other EU states.

Belgium, Luxembourg and Austria have been allowed a transition period in which the countries do not need to exchange information about their bank accounts. Instead, they can apply a withholding tax and protect investor confidentiality.

But the confidentiality privilege comes at a price as the three countries are obliged to take a 15% tax charge from their EU customer’s gains, but the rate will later increase to 35%.

As an example, banks in Luxembourg and Switzerland will withhold 15% of an account’s gains and send 75% of the amount to tax coffers in the homeland of the account holder.

However, the three countries aren’t too unhappy with this as the EU has forced non-EU Switzerland to do exactly the same to their EU customers with bank accounts in Swiss banks. This means that all interest income will be declared to a person’s home country’s tax authorities.

“In my opinion this is how the situation will remain for many years to come. It doesn’t matter that the transition period only runs to 2011 as the three countries will only reveal their customers’ identity if Switzerland does the same. And who can imagine that?” asks a Luxembourg-based investment adviser who prefers to remain anonymous. “It’s a very touchy political question and no one wants to stick his or her neck out.”

For haven’s sake

The UK and Netherlands have pledged not only to implement the new savings tax directive in their own countries, but also apply it in their independent and associated territories. This means European expats with investments and bank accounts in Gibraltar, the Channel Islands, the Isle of Man, the Cayman Islands, the British Virgin Islands, Anguilla, the Turks and Caicos Islands and Montserrat will be subject to the tougher tax directive from January 1, 2005.

These tax havens are resisting the new EU directive and question whether they should be included at all. The overseas territories fear losing lucrative customers if the islands are forced to reveal their identities.

The Cayman Islands took its case to the European Court, but the court said the grievance was with the UK and not the EU, as it has no power to enforce its writs outside the EU. Gibraltar has also sought legal advice on whether the EU or the UK can impose the directive.

The tax havens are angry they are not allowed to choose between adopting a withholding tax or agreeing to an exchange of information regarding bank accounts.

The reason is that British Chancellor Gordon Brown has decided to come totally clean and has even taken further steps. The chancellor has not only promised to include all the UK’s associated territories, but has only given them the option of exchanging information, consequently revealing their customer identities.

Gordon Brown knows that many of these offshore islands are regarded as tax havens, attracting tax-evading European citizens and criminal syndicates. He wants to stop this to give the UK a better reputation.

The British chancellor seems to stand a good chance of fulfilling this ambition. The victims will be European expats with investments and savings in Gibraltar or the other tax heavens, which may no longer guarantee confidentiality.

Options for the future

Individuals may also choose to waive confidentiality and request the bank to send reports to tax authorities in the person’s homeland. This can be a great advantage in cases where the actual tax rate would be below 15% (or later, 35%). Bankers do not expect many people to take this irreversible step, but are ready to administrate these reporting procedures.

It’s important to note the new tax measures apply only to gains made on bank accounts, not bonds and other debt instruments and mutual funds when 40% or more of the investment portfolio is placed in bonds and interest accounts. A different weighting of the portfolio would dramatically change the situation.

The new tax applies only to residents of an EU country and to individuals only, not companies. Anyone who is resident in Thailand will NOT be affected – for the moment.

The above data and research was compiled from sources believed to be reliable. However, neither MBMG International Ltd nor its officers can accept any liability for any errors or omissions in the above article nor bear any responsibility for any losses achieved as a result of any actions taken or not taken as a consequence of reading the above article. For more information please contact Graham Macdonald on [email protected]


Snap Shots: How to get inspiration - without really trying

by Harry Flashman

Have you seen that advertising hoarding that proclaims “Inspire the Next”? I really do not know what the message was supposed to be, but it made me think about photographic inspiration.

Everyone should have a photographer whose work stimulates them to greater heights. For me, these include Norman Parkinson, Helmut Newton and Jeff Dunas, but the one photographer who inspires me not only with his images, but also with his words, is Larry Dale Gordon, whose name has cropped up in these columns more than once over the years.

Now, when I say that your favourite photographer’s work should inspire you, that does not mean that you should rush out and slavishly copy their work. Don’t laugh, I have seen it done so many times in camera club level photographers who have been most upset when I mark them down for copying, rather than being creative. How many times have I seen the kitten looking at the goldfish in the brandy balloon, or the kitten hanging from a tree branch? Too many!

When I say “inspire” I mean that you look at the work and say to yourself, “How did he/she do that?” What this means is that you should look at the end result and work out how you can use that technique to produce your own shot. This is not copying, this is getting inspiration.

So why does Larry Dale Gordon (LDG) inspire me? There are many reasons. First off, he is a self trained photographer, who believes that the way to learn is to do it. Let me quote you from one of his books, “I learned photography through experience; by putting film through the camera, peering through the lenses, trial and error, and pondering every facet of light. It’s the only way. If you think there is another way, or a faster way, write a book telling how and you will make considerably more money than by being a photographer.” These are very wise words. Cut them out and stick them on your bathroom mirror and read them every day!

I’ve tried to see just what it is about LDG’s pictures that appeal so much to me and I’ve come up with two basic concepts. Simplicity and Colour.

Look at the photograph I have used to illustrate this week’s article. A classic sunset shot. The girl in the meditation position. The unspoiled acres of shifting sand. Unfortunately, Pattaya Mail is a black and white medium, so just imagine, if you will, what that shot looks like predominantly orange/red with the black shadows. It is a simple, uncluttered shot with really only one colour in it. It is classic and timeless and there is absolutely nothing to detract (or distract) the eye from single figure in the photograph.

OK, so you still want to get a picture like this one? It has inspired you enough? Here’s how. Find a sand or gravel pit. There are many around cement depots, or in an old quarry. Find a homogenous background, one that does not have houses, cars, trees and the like. But one that will allow you to see shapes as the sun starts getting lower. We are looking for light and shadow, just like LDG.

Now is the time for a “tobacco” filter. On the bright sunny day, with the light behind or to the side of your subject(s) hold this brown/orange filter over the lens and pop the shutter. The camera will do the rest. Experiment with different colours to get strangely wonderful or weirdly dreadful results.

The only point to really remember is to get the light behind or to the side of the subject. You want the sun’s rays to be close to horizontal, so it will be late in the afternoon. That is the time for not only ‘warm’ lighting, but lighting that will give strong and long shadows.

Amaze your friends with a dramatic monochromatic shot - and if you don’t tell them about Larry Dale Gordon, I won’t either!


Modern Medicine: You know you’re better when you can pass wind

by Dr. Iain Corness, Consultant

Some of you have expressed interest in what stimulates the topics outlined here each week. Most come from yourselves (and a sincere thanks to you, John Langan, for the topic you inspired), but this week’s topic came from my own experience. Very recent experience!

I was going to head it “You know you’re better when you can fart,” but knowing how the editor might feel this was in bad taste, I didn’t. Even though this is more of a bad smell than the other!

I could have called it, “The oyster and my porcelain friend.” The world is your oyster they say, but for me it was the reverse - the damned oyster took over my world.

What happened was that my wife brought home a bag of fresh oysters from the local market. It was no special champagne celebration, but merely a bargain spotted and capitalized upon. They were lovely, eaten with some garlic and a very small dob of chilli sauce. Without a drop of alcohol passing my lips (true!), I retired to bed at 11 p.m. to suddenly wake at midnight with my mouth awash, tingling in my cheeks and the awful realization I was going to vomit. With an agility that would have made an Olympic Hop, Step and Jumper proud, I hurdled the bed, jumped into the toilet and emptied my stomach in the porcelain bowl.

I returned to bed, to repeat the Olympic performance 20 minutes later, but by now it was bright yellow acrid bile. And again 20 minutes after that, and on and on and on, with more encores than Mick Jagger.

The Olympic athlete at 4 a.m. was dragging a battered belly from bed to toilet and return. It was time to forget about pride and my proud boast of being “always well”. I was put in the car and my wife drove me to the Bangkok-Pattaya Hospital.

It did not need a brain surgeon to work out that I had a case of acute food poisoning, and one of those oysters would have been the culprit. Diagnosis agreed upon, the principal treatment is fluid replacement. The intravenous drip was soon in place, and some anti-vomiting medication and anti-spasmodic drugs sent up my IV line.

In a daze I was transferred to a room where the angels in white were waiting to tuck me in. There was also the usual bed in the room for relatives of the patient, a concept that is not universal all over the world, but one that I do strongly believe in. There is nothing more comforting than to know one’s partner is there, caring and watching over you. Anything to allay anxiety is good for the speedy recovery of any patient.

By the next morning, Mr. Oyster’s toxins had reached my lower bowel, and their departure from my gastro-intestinal tract was aided by rapid peristalsis. This is medical jargon for “the runs” and other euphemisms for diarrhoea (“diarrhea” if you voted for George Bush).

There are a couple of schools of thought here. The one I adhere to does not include something to immediately stopper you up, like Imodium. The body (in this case the bowel) knows what is best and is rapidly excreting the problem. What is important, however, is electrolyte replacement therapy (the crystals you dissolve in water) to stop the body becoming unbalanced in its electrolytic make up.

And as I said at the start of this article - you know you’re better when you can fart! I’m better!


Learn to Live to Learn: All Things Are One

with Andrew Watson

Dear Readers,

It is an honour and a pleasure to take over this column from George Benedikt. I have very much enjoyed reading his articles and from what I hear, you have too. It is my objective to continue exploring the inherently important subject of education in the same fashion – critically, compassionately and sometimes, provocatively.

People might know me as a devoted disciple of the IB diploma and whilst I will do my best to remain impartial, you might very well find that my educational inclination becomes pervasive. I’ll tell you why. I’m essentially an artist, but I’ve studied a range of subjects in a number of different countries, from Global Politics to Fine Art, from Judaism to Drama, from the States to Cambridge.

I’ve witnessed some horrific scenes that I would rather not have witnessed (I was in Jerusalem for three years before coming to Thailand in 2001) and I’ve been fortunate enough to have seen extraordinary and heavenly beauty. I am, as I believe we all are, the sum total of our experience and education and whilst this proposal might seem fatuous, upon closer examination I think that when you look at the problems and injustices in the world, locally, regionally and globally, the reasons, solutions and the answer can be found in education.

What that statement entails is expansive and I do not pretend that I have a comprehensive answer but I do have the willingness and the passion to keep looking for one.

In breaking down the world of education into manageable parts, I will make reference to the “world outside”. In overhauling education, I hope to bring to your attention many variables and ponderables that hitherto you might have overlooked.

Assumption, presumption, cultural heritage and bias, language, ignorance, bigotry, prejudice, multiple intelligences, concepts of success and failure. Education, like life, (like art!) deals with these issues and hopefully promotes values and offers solutions based in knowledge, imagination, understanding, tolerance, strength, honour and integrity. After all, if we are not in education for the purpose of helping our children create, learn, understand, interact, tolerate and “succeed” and make the world a better, safer place, then what?

Of course, what constitutes a better, safer world is where disagreement starts. Some favour oppression, some favour bullying, and some favour intimidation. Others prefer compassion, generosity and love. We see all these aspects of human existence everyday in the media and around us but can we make the link between what we might regard as “oppressive” behaviour that we hear about, read about, comment on, ridicule and proclaim as unacceptable in others, and our own behaviour towards others?

I believe that education helps us to understand ourselves and others better. It is a mirror which can help us see who we truly are. I believe that at the centre of education there must rest an acknowledgement of common humanity and the delicate fragile interdependence that bonds us all together.

In writing about educational issues, I will often make reference to interdependence. When I read books from The Alchemist to the Bible and the Koran, see films like the Killing Fields, even cartoons like Toy Story, listen to “Blowing in the Wind” or “Imagine”, look at paintings by Caravaggio, I recognize an implicit and often explicit understanding in the writers, directors and artists that we are all connected. And that makes me feel like I want to celebrate life itself!

Thus, an action on one side of the world must and does impact on us all. And I, who has spent so much of his life in Israel, cannot let my first column pass without making mention of two happenings in the world of the last two weeks.

Firstly, the passing of Yasser Arafat. Second, the re-election of George Bush. One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter. How are peoples of the world who have such polarised opinions of these two individuals to be reconciled? By the bomb? By oppression? Surely not. Reconciliation begins with conversation and if we are to avoid what Rabbi Jonathan Sacks calls “the clash of civilizations” then education holds the key, and whilst education may be a never ending journey, there is no justifiable reason for not consciously embarking upon it. As Gandhi said, “Even the longest journey starts with a single step.”

Whilst I will consciously try to write in the way I teach, talk and play, sing, joke and paint, I have no intention of deviating from the prescribed path of this column that has most recently been the examination of the three major pre-university offerings, with parents’ and students’ interests uppermost in my mind.

I will do my very best to get around to the many different kinds of schools in the region and interview the key figures, educationalists, teachers, parents and students and cross-examine them on the issues that have been raised previously in these pages. I would like to stimulate informed debate and I encourage you to send your thoughts, experiences and suggestions to me by email at this address: [email protected]

Next week: ‘A’ Levels: The Nuts and Bolts


Heart to Heart with Hillary

Dear Hillary,
Why is it that just when you think you are on top of things, whammo, along comes something to knock you right down again. Everything was going fine, had a nice girl, money in the bank and whammo. Girl gone, money gone. This is not the first time it’s happened either. What do I do to stop being bitten again?
Bitten Bad
Dear Bitten Bad,
All very easily explained, my poor Petal. You have been bitten by, what Mike Smith in his delightful book Bangkok Angel describes as, the phantom Bangkok Bum Biter. Everything is going well, but then, as you so nicely put it - Whammo! What you need to understand is that since this has happened more than once before, there is a certain lesson you are not quite getting the grasp of, isn’t there? Since your misfortunes seem to lie in women and money you have to first be more choosy with your girlfriends and secondly if your money was in the bank and then it’s gone - why did you give her the pin number or your ATM card? Or were you going out with the bank teller?
Dear Hillary,
This is a bit long, so you’ll have to excuse me. I bought a house last year in a nice village. The people I bought it off were very helpful and even let me have enough time to get some more money over from England, and let me stay in the place while I was waiting. They arranged the transfer and all that sort of thing so I could save money on legals and even said they would pay the government taxes. I signed all the bits of paper they gave me and handed over the money at the Lands Office and we shook hands. I have been living there now for almost a year and along comes this person who wants to know what I am doing there as he says it is his house. I told him I had bought it, but he said no, he had bought it and was waving the deed which he said shows that he is the owner. I cannot find the people who sold it to me and it seems as though my name was never put on the deed. I think I have been conned. Do you think I will get my money back?
House Hunter
Dear House Hunter,
Let me ask you one question, Petal. Would you buy a house in England without getting legal advice to make sure the title was in the name of the person you were buying it from? Would you not check after the sale transfer to make sure your name was on the deed? So why do you do the opposite in this country? If anything it is even more important over here to get legal advice when you are an expat and (most probably) cannot read Thai. Go and see a reputable Thai lawyer (not one recommended by the previous house seller) and find out where you stand. Sorry, right now I think you’re homeless! Will you get your money back? Ask the lawyer and also ask him how much it will cost in legal fees to try. Best of luck.
Dear Hillary,
We came to Thailand to retire. My idea was to have the time to do what we want to do, when we want to do it. I don’t have to get up early to catch the 7.15 bus to work. I don’t have to watch a clock till it gets to 5 p.m. so I can escape. That was the plan. I now find I have an even bigger problem. My wife has turned our home into a sort of zoo. I could put up with this if it didn’t mean that we have to get up at 7.15 every morning to feed the puppies, or make sure we are home by 5 p.m. to make sure the squirrel is in its cage. The whole idea of a relaxed time in retirement has now gone. I have tried talking to her about this, but it falls on deaf ears, or else she has to run off because the pigeons are laying. What do I do?
The Zoo Keeper
Dear Zoo Keeper,
You certainly have a problem, Petal. I presume you have been married a long time, so this behaviour is something new. Did you leave children behind in your own country and this is perhaps the ‘empty nest’ problem? Whatever the reason, you are going to have to get a time that you can have a sensible heart-to-heart with her (not with Hillary). Perhaps in between the pigeons and the rabbits could be a good time. You are going to have to state your wishes and needs very strongly. This will not be fixed overnight. Perhaps if the animals escaped it might make it easier. They were on the streets before, so it should be nothing new. More suitable pets might also be an idea. Tortoises only need food once a week I believe. If this doesn’t work and she insists on looking after her pets, you might have to find a couple of your own. Buffaloes might be a good start, some of them have very interesting families! Best of luck.


PC Blues - News and Views: Novell fires a broadside

Part 1

Micro$oft has a website explaining why Windows is better than Linux. Novell, which makes NetWare, and was once the leader in networking, and which, incidentally, owns the patents to UNIX (despite SCO claiming otherwise), has created a website explaining why Linux is better than Windows. Novell has also recently bought SuSE, the German Linux distribution company, and so has several axes to grind in this marketing war.

Ignoring the merits of their arguments, it is worth noting the areas thought to be of interest. Novell addresses Security, Performance and Reliability, Interoperability (the ease with which arrange that different software packages can work together), Channel and Partner Opportunities (I think this means after-sales support, but don’t quote me), Distribution Fragmentation (will something which works on SuSE also work on Mandrake?), Patents and Indemnification (some of Linux MAY be infringing on someone’s patent, who might be inclined to sue for compensation [Who? Micro$oft?]), and Total Cost of Ownership (TCO).

This last, TCO, is a fun thing to play with. You start with the cost of the CD, or for windows, the notional cost of having Windows pre-loaded, and you add in the cost of administering and maintaining the software, and the cost of training everyone to use it, and end up with a magic number you can argue about.

Something they particularly highlight is a remark by Micro$oft that there is a scarcity of Linux expertise among IT professionals (and how is Micro$oft the best judge of that?). Novell, who know a lot about UNIX, remark that cross-training from UNIX to Linux is straightforward. They also remark that the retraining of windows professionals to cater for Longhorn will cost a lot. Observe that there will be a scarcity of Longhorn skills, as it is brand new (or will be if it ever appears).

Also under this heading, Microsoft remark that administration and management of Linux systems is difficult and inconsistent since there is a lack of sophisticated and effective tools. Novell respond to this with a sales pitch. There are, in fact, quite a number of sophisticated and effective tools in use, and being developed: there just isn’t any obvious market leader yet. This reflects the fact that Linux supports a wider variety of applications than does Windows, and so the tools in use tend to reflect the application area.

Novell wraps up the website with a note of ‘things Micro$oft forgot to mention’. Micro$oft, on their website www. microsoft.com/getthefacts, cite extracts from reports which they claim are unfunded. However, Novell points out, they fail to mention the strengths of Linux that are cited in those same reports.

The bit I particularly like is: “The ability to modify and customize the Linux source code affords customers the most intriguing possibilities for custom application development. This ability stands in stark contrast to the closed or proprietary nature of the Windows operating system.”

Next week, let us go back to the beginning again, and look at the various differences of opinion. It is important to remember that Novell has a proprietary interest in this, and so their views are liable to bias.


Psychological Perspectives: Behavioral methods of dealing with low frustration tolerance

by Michael Catalanello, Ph.D.

To experience wants, desires, and preferences is a normal part of the human condition. We all know what it is to want something, even strongly. When wants, desires and preferences are frustrated, disappointment is a typical healthy emotional response. Although not a pleasant feeling, we typically accept frustrating events and take them in stride.

Wants come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Some of our wants seem relatively small; for example, “I want to avoid a cold.” “I want Thai food.” “I want to see the latest film.” Some of our wants, however, may seem larger, more powerful and compelling, for example, “I want justice,” “I want a raise,” “I want my lover back.”

Psychologist Albert Ellis has suggested that we humans have a special talent for turning our wants and preferences into absolute demands. We are most likely to do this if our desires, our preferences are very strong. The tendency to elevate wants to the status of absolute needs is a component of a condition sometimes called “low frustration tolerance.”

It is worth noting that viewing a preference as an absolute necessity doesn’t make it so. The decision that something that we merely want is something that we must have is clearly arbitrary, and irrational. Demanding what we can’t have is a waste of time and effort. Demanding what we can have is usually unnecessary.

What are the consequences of elevating our preferences to the status of absolute necessities and demands? Are there disadvantages to thinking irrationally?

According to Ellis, our thoughts, emotions, and behavior are closely interrelated. If we are thinking irrationally, we are likely to experience emotional and behavioral disturbance as well. In effect, what and how we think about our wants and desires determines the nature of our emotional, as well as our behavioral responses to frustration.

When the things we demand are not forthcoming, we are prone to feel, not only disappointment, but less pleasant emotions, perhaps damning anger or despair. Strong feelings of anger or despair can be unpleasant experiences. They can have other unpleasant consequences as well.

Are you most effective when you are emotionally upset? Does your anger help you choose the best method of dealing with the source of your anger? Does despair make you more or less likely to achieve your objectives? The evidence from the behavioral sciences points to the ineffectiveness of certain emotions like anxiety, depression, damning anger, guilt, hurt, jealousy, and shame in improving people’s performance. These emotions, besides being unpleasant, can interfere with clearheaded thinking and effective problem solving.

Certain methods of dealing with frustration and emotional upsets, labeled “cognitive” methods, target the irrational thoughts, attitudes and beliefs of the frustrated individual. By changing a person’s thoughts, these methods produce positive changes in the person’s emotions and behavior as well.

In addition to cognitive methods, psychologists have also developed behavioral methods of dealing with frustration and disappointment. These methods target self-defeating behaviors associated with irrational thoughts and disturbing emotions, and promote more adaptive behavior.

Often, persons with low frustration tolerance experience a strong impulse to escape from, or avoid frustrating situations. Although avoidance can occasionally be a valid course of action, people with low frustration tolerance generally make far too much use of this tactic. Accordingly, therapists will often recommend such a person stay in a frustrating situation, at least over the short term. This is particularly true if the avoidant behavior is interfering with new learning of more effective responses.

Self-administered rewards and punishments can also be used to help break unwanted habits and instill more desirable behavior patterns. Thus, for example, if I am avoiding uncomfortable social activities because of past frustrations, I can offer myself rewards for confronting difficult social situations, and withhold rewards for continued avoidance. This strategy is highly effective for changing behavior.

Dr. Catalanello is a licensed psychologist in his home State of Louisiana, USA. He is a member of the Faculty of Liberal Arts at Asian University, Chonburi. Address questions and comments to him at [email protected]