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Papa Ray’s 89th Birthday Scramble

The Lobby wins the League and Cup Double

Brother D increase their lead

Pattaya Pool League

Lawn Bowling League

PSC Fishing from Bobby Joe’s 60s bar

Peacock Place Indoor Bowling and Snooker League

PSC Golf from Bobby Joe’s 60s Bar

Mick comes under pressure

3 Sisters Golf

The Bowling Green visits the Philippines

PSC Golf from the Cafe Kronborg

The Square Ring

Scans slump, Mighty Dubliner burgle four

She’s a Newy, but Not a Nui, but she’s a Nat(ural)

“Mr Consistency” does it again

Heavy Weather for the ATM

PATTAPA SPORTS ROUND-UP

Papa Ray’s 89th Birthday Scramble

Thursday May 6
Pattaya Country Club
Scramble

It seems like we have been playing this Tournament since our youth, and that’s a long, long time. Probably we have, because our yesterdays are yesterday, whilst Ray’s include the 1st World War. Humbling really, but when you think of the alternatives being 89 is really much better than not being 89.

Winners Nitty, Pecka, Kalle and Tussi with Dave Richards (right).

Ray says he is going to keep going and invite all of us to his 100th Birthday and who am I to argue! So on the day over 100 players made the journey to Pattaya Country Club to honour our ‘Elder Statesman’ and after a fine day playing ‘Papa Ray’s Birthday Scramble’ most made their way back to the Cafe Kronborg to share a fine buffet and a few drinks with Ray.

2nd place winners are congratulated by Dave Richards.

The day started as normal with an early arrival at the course to be met by the booking in team, namely Bernie, and to efficiently book in and make our way to the start tee, be it the 1st or the 10th.

The ‘Scramble’ format leads to a quick round for all competitors and so it was on this day, with the course being in fine condition and the weather, despite a strong wind, being kind to us all. The course was in fine condition and the rain of late meant we had grass covered fairways and quick true greens, all of which lead to some fine scores.

3rd place winners of Holden, Breen, Kohler and Yabsley with Dave Richards (right) and landlord Bjarne (in the background, left).

Rounds completed we all sat and rested in the restaurant before making our way back to the Cafe Kronborg for the Birthday festivities and the buffet and presentation.

Back at the Cafe Kronborg, after a fine buffet, we were pleased to see the management of Pattaya Country Club had also made the trip and they presented Ray with a fine Birthday present.

Then Dave did the presentation to the first four teams who all scored what can only be described as ‘Exceptional Scores’.

In first place were the tem of Nitty, Pecka, Kalle and Tussi with a superb net 53.2 ahead of in second the Ladies team of Chadara, Usa, Nitsa and Moon and a net 55.8. In third were the team of Holden, Breen, Kohler and Yabsley with a net 55.9 and in fourth the team of Strashine, Bruce, Lees and Jackson with 56.1 on countback over the team of Thornton, Desmond, Lindburg and Isherwood.

Near Pins: #5 Juhani, #7 Brian Holden, #12 Lamud, #16 Pravit

Long Putts: #9 John Desmond, #18 Peter Myoxi


The Lobby wins the League and Cup Double

The end of season pool party was held at the Freeway club on Monday April 26 where representatives of all 38 bars (over 150 people) turned up for a great night out, and for the lucky few, presentations of trophies and the new Pattaya Pool League medals.

The team from the Lobby Bar scooped both the League Cup trophy and Division One title.

The evening and the new season were sponsored by Standard Charted Bank, Chivas Regal and D.S.L scaffolding. The sponsorship received goes towards up and coming events where a top team from the best of our Pattaya players will take on teams from Bangkok and Koh Samui in both home and away fixtures.

A big thanks to the Sportsman for supplying the food for the evening. All participants enjoyed themselves thoroughly and hope this will be the first of many great events to come.

Jimmy’s Bar won Division Three.

Division Four was captured by Hole In One Bar.

League Results
Div 1 Champions:
The Lobby
Runners up:
The Harley Bar
Div 2 Champions:
The Britannia Bar
Runners up:
The Fly Inn
Div 3 Champions:
Jimmy’s Bar
Runners up:
Bolaget Bar
Div 4 Champions:
The Hole in One Bar
Runners up:
The Elephant Bar
League Cup Winners:
The Lobby Bar
Runners Up:
Cheers Bar


Brother D increase their lead

Pattaya Sports Club Friday Bowling League

Brother D increased their first place lead behind Ooy’s 511 series and took three points from last place Caf้ Kronborg. Q Cars got good bowling from Gert, 531-pin count, and Lenz who rolled a 222 game and 558 series to take all four points from second place Three Sisters.

200 Bowlers: Dang, Lenz, Aun, Bill and Mai.

Jack & Tar took three points from VFW Post 9876 and they are both tied for fourth place. Mai led Jack & Tar with a 205 game, 546 series and Aun added a 203 game, 500 series. Bill Key bowled a 202 game and 538 series for VFW Post 9876.

Captain Mio returned from her operation to get her House of the Golden Coin team back on track and they managed a two-point split with Nam Tip. Caf้ Ole took three points from Alt Koelle behind Jim’s 529 series.

Some good bowling was seen from spare bowlers with Tue rolling a 564 series, Nok had a 511 pin count and Jay tipped over 507 pins.


Pattaya Pool League


Lawn Bowling League


PSC Fishing from Bobby Joe’s 60s bar

Sunday May 2

A call from Frank Collins of ‘Fish and Trips’, as we sat having a cold beer at Bobby Joe’s on Saturday night, meant a hastily rearranged trip out for ‘The Dolphin’ early next morning and a change of boat for a regular fisherman, Tony Penkethman, who was taking a day off from his very arduous work with Foster Wheeler, just down the road. So Tony went out with two captains as captain Pong was assisted by Frank’s captain, Ting. Actually this is good as not only are they both expert fishermen but are closely related.

Bill Knight with his cobia.

Maybe because of this overkill of expertise the day went superbly and pretty soon the reels were screaming and Cobia were filling the freezer on the boat, and Cobias are one of the best tasting fish in the business. Tony’s arms must have been aching and he will have some great stories to tell his friends at Foster Wheeler.

By the time an early relaxed cruise back was decided on, the total was 8 Cobia and 2 Black Barracuda, a day well spent and one to remember.

Tuesday May 4

Early in the morning the boys left to try and do the same as Tony on Sunday, but it was never to be. Days like that come when least expected. However it was a fine day, superb weather, rainy, and pretty soon Bill Knight was into a fish, and once on board it was once again a fine Cobia. Then another line zoomed out with the reel screaming and a fight was on, but it was soon realised that it was a very big Ray, in fact so big that after fighting it for over 1 hour it was realised to get it to the boat it would need most of the day so the line was detached and the Ray swam away. For those who have never caught a Ray, fighting one is like trying to drag a bag of wet cement through the water. Catch one and you do not want to catch another big one.

Of course then the day went quiet but we were entertained by the Dolphins playing in the water by the side of the boat. Fine day and nice to see the Cobia back.

Tight Lines and T.T.F.N.


Peacock Place Indoor Bowling and Snooker League

As expected Love Nest had their day when completing their catch up games by beating both the top sides - Yellowbirds 10 - 8 and Gin 9 - 6, which left the league as it was with the Yellowbirds taking the title and Gin as runners up. In the final game Peacock defeated Love Nest 12 - 4 to snatch the third spot.

In the snooker George and Terry shared a match each against each other and with three matches still left to play gives George the title and a scramble for the runners up spot between five players.


PSC Golf from Bobby Joe’s 60s Bar

Friday May 7
Burapha Golf Club
Stableford

Long time no see, and it was nice to play this fine course again, especially as we played the A & B Nines or as it is better known the East. This is also the older of the two courses and for the majority of golfers the best.

Max with the winner Tim Holt and runner-up Bob Noble.

As we went to tee off we found we followed one of the more senior events in Thailand, ATAGC, and so we found as we went around the course was in superb condition, but get in the rough and you would suffer. Tough rough combined with really nice fairways and quick tricky greens equal a great day out, despite the thunder and lightning in the area. However on such a fine day it had no right to pour down, and so it only lightly rained and cooled the area down.

Bill Poppins shelters from the rain.

After the round, sat in the fine Restaurant and sampling the fine fish and chips with Sarsons Vinegar, it was apparent some good scores were coming in. In the end it came down to a countback between Bob Noble and Tim Holt that was won by Tim. Playing with Tim I can say after an indifferent start he played some really fine golf.

The trip back was fine until we got past Banglamung, then the traffic stopped and the last few lights were a nightmare. This is one of the reasons why from June the 60’s Bar will move to Wednesday.

Back at Bobby Joe’s the food was bubbling gently and hungry golfers tucked in before the results were read and we could get down to some serious tale telling, at least Tim and Bob did.

Winner: Tim Holt; Second: Bob Noble

Near Pins: Perry McNeely, Jim McGovern (2), John Sinclair, Joe Albright, Max Matthews

Long Putts: Noel Ryan, Gerhard Schultz


Mick comes under pressure

On Tuesday May 4 the Boys from The Bunker made a welcome return to Phoenix Country Club for a Medal Competition.

In form Mick Ramshaw who for the last month has carried all before him continued his fine run of performances with a one over par 73 to tie with old age pensioner John Preddy, also with a net 73.

On a stormy day with thunder and lightning in the air The Bunker Boys were forced to call a halt for 30 minutes after the completion of The Lakes course.

At that point John Preddy was leading by four strokes but after the rain delay Mick Ramshaw fought back and the pair finished level after 18 holes.

Third place went to original Bunker Boy Danny Greer making an appearance after a year’s absence with a net 74.

The Bunker Bonanza Bonus was not won but The Bunker Banana Booby prize was awarded to Jim Payne who came last with a net 87.

Thursday May 5
Royal Thai Navy Course
Stableford

The Bunker went to the Royal Thai Navy Course at Sattahip playing on the North and West courses on a day free of rain for a Stableford Competition.

Just recently flown in from England Gary Austin took first place with a very respectable 32 Stableford points.

Joint second were Jim Payne and the ever present Mick Ramshaw both scoring 31 Stableford points.

The Bunker Bonanza Bonus was again not won today.

In last place came Tuesday’s winner John Preddy who was duly awarded The Bunker Banana Booby prize ... how the mighty have fallen!


3 Sisters Golf

The beginning of May and the raining season arrived with a vengeance at Siam. As many of us were still trying to complete our rounds, the storm front came through. With lightning and thunder all around the golf course and rain pouring down, golfers took shelter at the drink stands if they could. At hole #16 the shelter was crowded as one bolt of lightning struck within 50 yards. Needless to say we were all pleased to be under shelter. The few lucky golfers that had completed their rounds were sitting happily at Caddy Shack one soaking up the suds.

Winner Mike Grundy (right) and Jim Tully (left), holding the bag.

It seems that the leaders for the day had completed their rounds before the storm hit and others had to play winter rules to complete their rounds as the course was soaked.

Leading the day with 39 points each were Don Ratcliffe and Mike Grundy. Mike, a newcomer to the group, managed to edge out Don for the top slot on countback. Don who has been near the top the past few months and also won could not muster up as Mike came charging through the back nine.

Coming in close on their heels were Alan Pearce and Bill Collis. Both golfers came in with 38 points. The course, covered with water, was not playing as well and may have accounted for Alan and Bill to slip down a notch into a losing position.

The cellar position was again taken up by Jim Tully. Although Jim got a scare from Gerry Carpenter who came in with 29 points, Jim managed to slip down with 23 points to take the bottom position. As it is, it must be age combined with the fact that Jim can’t hear or see too good. With an air shot or two plus getting stuck in the bunkers and trees, Jim does alright. He still hits the ball well at times and enjoys his round of golf. Good going Jim!


The Bowling Green visits the Philippines

Determined to get away from all the water during the Songkran festivities, the Bowling Green Boys decided to make their second visit to the Hidden Vale Sports Club in Angeles City, two hours north of Manila. There they played in an international lawn bowls tournament against two lawn bowls clubs from the Philippines and players from the Hong Kong Bowls club. Apart from the players who had been before, more players and quite a few supporters joined the group of 30 who travelled for the weeklong visit.

The Pattaya Bowling Green Boys in Angeles City, Philippines, during their second annual visit to the Hidden Vale Sports Club.

A practice doubles tournament was held on the Wednesday where Steve Lake and Reggie ‘The Legend’ Hurst were voted the best players from Pattaya.

Having defeated the Philippines on three occasions (twice in Pattaya), the home team played their trump card in the main event, which was the triples tournament over the weekend. They cut the grass extremely short and did not water it for two days, leaving the surface like grease lightning. The playing surface combined with the late night holiday spirits of the Bowling Green Boys left them at the mercy of the home team and were duly trounced in an embarrassing defeat. The return leg will be at the Bowling Green in Pattaya where the players have vowed to have early nights in, and seek their revenge.

Steve Lake and Reggie “The Legend” Hurst, winners of the best bowlers from Pattaya.

One member of the Bowling Green has vowed to be holiday liaison for the Hidden Vale Sports Club and take them down Soi 8 and Walking Street every night on their return.

One upbeat note, Pattaya won the golf doubles with Phil ‘The Shirt’ and Terry “what was that, you’ll have to shout” Phur coming up trumps.

A thoroughly enjoyable time was had by all and a big thanks must go to the guys at the Hidden Vale sports club for once again looking after the Boys from Pattaya.


PSC Golf from the Cafe Kronborg

Monday May 3
Plutaluang Royal Thai Navy Course
Stableford

Bill Plath, A flight winner on Monday

The Plutaluang South and East Layouts were host to a Stableford Competition in two flights, A Flight 0 to 18 and B Flight 19 and up. The day was advertised as a National Holiday but weekday prices were charged and everything moved along quite smoothly considering the number of golfers on the course.

Bill Plath took the A Flight with Philippe Berra in second and Kris Helgasson in third. All the positions were decided on countback as all three had 38 points.

Dave Richardson, B flight winner on Monday

In the B Flight ‘Tournament Director’ Dave Richardson alias ‘The Admiral’ proved he was the master as he found his sea legs first and stormed in with a super 43 points. Left way behind, the rest were all at sea and a countback on 35 points gave second place to Seije Oya with J C Lhoste in third.


The Square Ring

by Howie Reed.

The headline read, “Harrison wins Ugly.” The Harrison in this case was the reigning Olympic super heavyweight champion and struggling pro Audley Harrison. Last Sunday he got to 17-0 with a sleep inducing unanimous decision (119-109 twice, 119-108) over Julius Francis who stretched his losing streak to 7.

If Harrison’s win was ugly the draw between Manny Pacquiao (38-2-2) and Juan Manuel Marquez 42-3 for Marquez IBF/WBA 126lb title was befuddling.

Two judges had the fight 115-113. One for Pacquiao the other for Marquez. Judge Bert Clements of New Jersey, who doesn’t understand scoring, has it 113-113. Here’s why Clements should never be allowed to work another fight.

In round one Pacquiao dumped Marquez on the canvas three times. In scoring a fight if a round is a draw each fighter gets 10 points. “The 10 point must rule.” If a fighter scores a knockdown the other fighter gets a one point deduction. Pacquiao won the round for 10-9. He scores three knockdowns so it’s a 10-6 round. Right? Not in the mind of Judge Bert Clements. He had it 10-7. Clements had it 113-113 while “ready for the old folks home and where’s my seeing eye dog” Guy Jutras has is 115-110 for Marqueez. The Square Ring had it correctly 115-113 for Manny Pacquiao. Don’t ever tell me that there isn’t someone upstairs pulling strings.

If Anthony “The Bum” Mundine’s (20-2) losing was the work of Buddha then my hats off to you. Well done. Probably more the work of Manny Siaca (18-4) who knocked “The Bum’ down twice on the way to a (115-113, 115-113, 113-114) majority decision. After trips to the canvas in the 2nd and 6th Mundine said, “I thought I won the fight.” Maroon. For Siaca forget “third times the charm”. This was his fourth attempt at the WBA crown. He previously came up short against Bruno Girard and twice against Byron Mitchell.

Mundine had a built in excuse as he had injured his ankle which hampered his last days of training. Tough bananas. Lots of Thai lads had important fights since last time the Square Ring graced the pages of the ever lovin Pattaya Mail, the number #1 on the Eastern Seaboard. Also new since last meeting and probably headed to number one is the “New” Las Vegas Drinks Distributing Establishment in the Jomtien Complex. Initial reports are that they’re a little short on “pole hangers” right now but ply Governor Monkey House Fred with a little “rhythm fluid” and he’ll be a dancing. He loves the sound that Baht makes when it hits his hands.

Fighting at the Ratchadamnoen Boxing Stadium it was a good bet that Chana Por Paoln, a 2 time nothing weight champ in the WBA, would reverse what seemed like a ‘horsediddle unanimous decision” against Juan “Baby” Landaeta last January 31. Controversial in that it was fought in the champs homeland. Guess what?

Happened again and this time on home turf. Reading the round-by-rounds accounts one would think that Chana would have been the easy winner with comments like, “Chana landed a big right” or “The Thailander dominated” In closing it was written, “Chana looked dominate in crown eyes, but the official scorecards were read: 116-112 for Chana, 114-115 for Landaeta, and 114-114 to draw. Therefore, Juan “Baby” Landaeta kept his WBA Interim title by controversial decision again in the challenger’s hometown.

Bummer that. The problem seems to be that the judges were from Singapore, England and Japan. What is really needed is some good honest Thai judges. The ‘good honest’ type of judges that will mark their scorecards in the hotel before the fight then watch to see if the fight matches the scorecards. Don’t match? No problem.

One guy that didn’t have any trouble closing the deal was Ratanachai Sor Vorapin (56-8, 38 KOs) now the WBO bantamweight champion after a lopsided near shut out of Cruz Carbajal (24-12). The fight, held on the grounds of the Phor Koon Technology College, was one-sided as the scores of 116-111, 116-110 and 118-109 indicate. Vorapin has been a professional boxer for 12 years but this is his first world title. He’s failed in three other attempts. With his win he joins fellow Thai and long-time WBC Champ Veeraphol Sahaprom (43-1) as King of the Bantams.

The tide turned in Vorapin’s favor in the fifth when he repelled a “toe-to-toe” attack crossing the “T’s” with a left that dropped the soon to be ex-champ. Ratanachai suffered an “accidental” head butt, anytime a Mexican fighter inflects a head butt on another fighter the word accidental has to be in quotes, in the 6th. Allowed to continue by the ring Doctor the cut pump life into Carbajal’s assault. The Mexican made one last stand in the 9th when he floored Ratanachai with a plethora of old fashioned uppercuts. By the 10th round Ratanachai had regained control and dominated till the end. Good show.

Probably should get out of here with the note that Roy Jones (49-1) defends his light heavyweight titles (WBC/IBO) next Sunday (Pattaya Time) against Antonio Tarver (21-2) in Las Vegas the place not the bar in Jontiem. This is a rematch of their encounter in November of last year that some claimed was “controversial”. The judges had it 114-114 then 117-111, 116-112 for Jones, which on the surface doesn’t seem like a big deal. It really wasn’t. Fans are just getting tired of Jones “horsefeathers” approach to the ring, the sport and the fans. He’s a jerk.

That aside Tarver won’t remind anyone of Harold Johnson (76-10). Four of Johnson’s loses came at the hands of Archie Moore. Now there’s a rivalry. The flacks are trying to make Tarver-Jones a rivalry. Could be but only if you think that a hammer and a nail have a rivalry. Jones is the hammer. Former WBO light heavyweight champion Dariusz Michalczewski has written a new 352-page autobiography titled “Stronger Than Fear” and Dumber than” ... won’t go there. Attitude adjustment time.


Scans slump, Mighty Dubliner burgle four

MBMG International Casuals League - Week 21

What a week of irony, inspiration and intrigue in the MBMG International League! The Scandinavian Vikings, long time leaders of the league, were facing a crisis in the days leading up to a very tricky fixture against Bangkok Blitz.

After last week’s performance as cheerleaders, ironically supporting Blitz, the Vikings star players, Anders and the Andettes have been flooded with recording deals and the self penned tune: ‘We Fell in Love Over a Scarlet Pom-Pom’ has been surging up the charts, challenging Tata Young for the number one spot around the region.

As a result, Anders and the Andettes have sold out concerts across the eastern seaboard and were unable to make Saturday’s fixture.

The loss of their most influential players was to prove catastrophic for the Vikings who were overrun by the brilliance of Blitz and their outstanding striker Ole Krieg who hammered a hat-trick in the comprehensive 3-0 victory. A clearly angry Vikings manager, when asked his opinion of Anders and the Andettes, growled: ‘Vikings drink ale and kill people, singing about Scarlet Pom-Poms is no way to reach Valhalla’.

Meanwhile, The Mighty Dubliner took full advantage of the Vikings defeat with a 4-1 victory over a determined Shrewsbury side. The teams were locked at one all until inspiration Iranian import Maz Amirahnadi broke the deadlock with just five minutes remaining. Shrewsbury then suffered a late collapse conceding another two goals in injury time, giving the score line a somewhat unfair final reading.

In the intriguing battle for third place and winning the final European spot the Bullshead took on the French, both teams knowing that a defeat may well mean that heads will roll in the close season.

Unfortunately for the Bullshead, The French were at their imperious best in a relatively comfortable 3-1 victory. Interestingly, with The French playing the Vikings next week and The Mighty Dubliner facing a difficult away trip to Pattaya The French still hold outside hopes of the title.

In the final game of the weekend, SCI were beaten by bottom club the British Club, 4-1.
Results (Week 21):
Les Gaulois de Bangkok 3 - 1 Bulls Head Brazilians
Bangkok Blitz 3 - 0 Scandinavian Vikings
Patana 0 - 3 Bangkok United
AFC Shrewsbury 1 - 4 The Dubliner
British Club Casuals 4 - 1 SCI Gecko FC


She’s a Newy, but Not a Nui, but she’s a Nat(ural)

IPGC Golf from Lewiinski’s

Sunday May 2
Green Valley - White Tees
Stableford

1st Place A Flight: John Emerson, 41 points
2
nd Place A Flight: Walter Baechli, 40 points
3
rd Place A Flight: Mike Allidi, 38 points
1
st Place B Flight: Roger Koehler, 39 points
2
nd Place B Flight: Bob Lindborg, 39 points
3
rd Place B Flight: Jeremy Masse, 39 points

The ol’ Silver Back shrugged off the effect of organizing the day and went out and led A Flight, and the field, with 41 points and naturally the pole position for the simultaneously run two-day eclectic competition.

Walter Baechli, always resplendent on the course, was but a point astern. Swiss national Mike Allidi continues his fine play with the bronze in the accomplished Flight. Roger Koehler, whose handicap is bound to change some day, shot well on the course but was even stronger in the count back as the 3-place B Flight podium all had 39 points.

Bob Lindborg, unaccustomed to taking backseat to anyone on his home course, had to settle for second, with Jeremy Masse getting the short stick for third.

Monday May 3
Green Valley – White Tees
Stableford

1st Place A Flight: Terry Phur, 40 points
2
nd Place A Flight: Rick Sharp, 38 points
3
rd Place A Flight: Silvio Bizzotto, 38 points
1
st Place B Flight: Lampoey “Nat” Meesuk, 42 points
2
nd Place B Flight: Paul Breen, 42 points
3
rd Place B Flight: Roger Koehler, 38 points

Lampoey “Nat”, f/k/a “Nui”, Meesuk continues her rapid improvement by matching Paul Breen’s best in B Flight and best on the day 42 points, and then went on to prevail in the count back to claim the top spot in B Flight. It is a long story how ‘Nui” became “Nat” but get used to it because her name will appear again in this column and, I dare say, in many golf achievement columns to come.

“Nat” who shares the common affinity to golf that has been evidenced in many of her sister Thai golfers also brings a acute athleticism and bulldogged determination that could see her potential as being unlimited.

Roger Koehler who shot a fine 38 points became but a third place footnote on the day. Terry Phur, a Green Valley member, utilized the home course knowledge to take the gold in A Flight edging wily fellow GV member Rick Sharp for second. Rick was there to benefit of a count back over the prince of pasta preparation, Silvio Bizzotto.

Sunday & Monday, May 2-3
Green Valley – White Tees
Eclectic: Stableford

1st Place: “Nat” Meesuk, 50 points
2
nd Place: Roger Koehler, 47 points
3
rd Place: Jeremy Masse, 46 points

4th Place: Rick Sharp, 44 points

Ha! I told you that name would come up again. Overlaid atop the two single day competitions was a 2-day eclectic competition at Green Valley. As those who read this column are aware, a 2-day eclectic is comprised of your best score over the two rounds on each hole. Each of the four place holders had podium success on one or the other of the two days, but the queen of the hill was “Nat” Meesuk and her eclectic 50 points.

Roger Koehler, the only two-time podium holder over the two days, parlayed that into the silver, while Jeremy Masse’s quiet first day bronze was matched in the eclectic. Rick Sharp quietly slipped in for the last paycheck.

First day eclectic leader, Golf Manager John Emmerson, birdied the same holes and bogied the same holes on day Two as he had on Day One, and slipped into anonymity.

Wednesday May 5
Century Banchang - White Tees
Bogie

1st Place A Flight: Robert Sellick, +6
2
nd Place A Flight: Steve Mascari, all square
1
st Place B Flight: Nick Monganaro, all square
2
nd Place B Flight: Sugar Ray Hanford, -1

Some may “march” to a different drummer, but Robert Sellick “played” to a different drummer as he cleared the field by six shots in Bogie competition! Again, Bogie competition is match play against the course, which always has a par on the hole. You go +1 or -1 or “halve” on each hole just like the Ryder Cup guys. You add ‘em up and that is your score.

Robert did the course, and as it turned out, the field, by 6 holes! Steve Mascari sheepishly took the second spot in A Flight, thanks to a count back victory over visiting Bangkok educator Lee Lepper.

B Flight started off just where Steve and Lee left off, that is with an all square match (0) with the course, giving top spot to Japan visitor Nick Monganaro. Up and coming Sugar Ray Hanford was but a hole back with -1 and a count back victory over Roger Koehler.

Friday May 7
Eastern Star –White Tees
Stroke/Medal

1st Place A Flight: John Emmerson, net 71
2
nd Place A Flight: Jack Grindvold, net 73
3
rd Place A Flight: Brian Holden, net 73
1
st Place B Flight: Claus Birk Thomsen, net 73
2
nd Place B Flight: Sugar Ray Hanford, net 77
3
rd Place B Flight: Paul Breen, net 78
Near Pins: #3 Claus Birk Thomsen; #17 Phil Mitchell

A busy week was concluded with a straight-forward medal comp at resurgent Eastern Star and, as the week ended as it started, with ol’ Silverback bringing home the best score, and the only subpar net score, on the day for first place in A Flight. Expectant father Wacko Jacko was a couple behind John but a count back ahead of Chiang Mai resident, Brian Holden.

Claus Birk Thomsen grabbed the net 73 baton from Brian but wielded it effectively to grab top spot in B Flight. His podium compatriots, Sugar Ray Handford and Paul Breen, were comfortably, and modestly, behind at net 77 and net 78, respectively.


“Mr Consistency” does it again

IPGC Bunker Boys at the OK Corral

Tuesday, the fourth of May, dawned very overcast and humid, but this did not deter the Bunker Boys from travelling to Century Ban Chang for their weekly medal tournament. They found the course in the finest condition they have ever seen, with properly manicured fairways offering good lies through the green. Gone, hopefully for ever, are the scattered clumps of clinging long grass that were a frustrating feature of the undulating fairways for so long and the only blemish were the slower-than-usual greens, a result of rain delays affecting course maintenance. Mikael Andersson shot a fine first nine gross of 38, only to stutter on holes 13 and 14, but this did not prevent him recording a fine net 70 to take third place. Ban Chang resident, Paul Butler, used all his power and local knowledge to post a score of net 69, prompting dreams of success, but how was he to know that elsewhere on the course the almost imperceptive skill of Steve Nowell, was producing a round of such quality that he finished with twelve straight pars. His round of net 67 easily beat the Bunker Boys’ average winning score for the course, by four shots.

Surprisingly there was only one birdie two and that honour went to Len Jones for his successful curling downhill putt across twelve feet of viciously sloping green on the fifteenth. There were the usual suspects for the Bunker Boys’ Banana Booby but a returning David Johnson’s claim that he had played good golf in his sad round of net 89 was sufficient to keep him in bananas for a week! It was good to find the course at Ban Chang in such fine condition and it is well worth a visit, certainly being one of the best value-for-money golf experiences in the province.

King for a day at Eastern Star

Eastern Star is a course that always attracts a good turnout of golfers when the Bunker Boys play and Thursday, May 6 was no exception as the group played their weekly Stableford there. The day was fine with a steady breeze and the course was showing signs of a little wear and tear after the long, busy high season. Fairways are in need of more widespread watering and the greens showed very little sign of turn, surprisingly. However, an empty course more than made up for this small disappointment.

Bob Pearce plodded along in his own steady way to record a score of 33 points, to take third place whilst Len Jones turned in his second good round of the week to take runner-up place with a score of 34 points. John King deserted his regular Shenanigan’s partner, Mikael Andersson, for the company of the Bunker Boys and his consistent accurate play held all the aces with a score of 36 points taking the day.

There were no birdie twos on the slowish greens but the bananas were out for new Bunker Boy, Tony Mullins, whose dismal 14 points made an immediate impact in his first tournament. Things can only get better from now on!


Heavy Weather for the ATM

IPGC TAGGS Golf from The Haven

Monday May 3
Pattaya Country Club
Stroke Play

1st: Chang Suh, 71
2nd: John Desmond, 75
3rd: Norman Isherwood, 76

An eleventh hour hike in the price by Century Ban Chang meant a change to the schedule out of The Haven and a saving to the players of 350 baht each and a loss of several thousand by the course. In the event the competitors were the real gainers as Pattaya Country Club’s management welcomed both them, with a special group rate even though it was a holiday, and the attendant windfall of income. A mathematical lesson that some management do not seem to be able to grasp is, 1,000 times nothing is nothing and 650 times 18 is cash in the bank.

The day was not all good news as the weather continued to dash cold water on many of the aspirants both actually and metaphorically, with heavy thunderstorms which caused more than one to abandon their rounds for the warmth and safety of the clubhouse.

Chang Suh battled through the elements to at last win a competition, with a very creditable score of one under, after many times missing out by a shot or two. John Desmond slipped into second place ahead of Norman Isherwood with both of them being more than a little surprised considering their scores.

After a short hiatus, The Mobile ATM was well and truly back in business for anyone who cared to subscribe.

There were no twos and the pot was carried forward.

Before presenting the prizes Richard Livingston, the resident PGA Professional, welcomed new members Colman Manning, Jonathan Tsao, Patrick Lin, Nicholas Manganaro and Matt Pomeroy and also welcomed back Dave Spendley.

Friday May 7
Khao Kheow
Stableford

1st: Norman Isherwood, 35
2nd: Tony Barritt, 34
3rd: Barry Traynor, 33 cb9 19
4th: Trevor Schirmer, 33 cb9 18
5th: Richard Garland, 32

Having crept into third place in his previous outing, Norman Isherwood went one better albeit with another score that would not have usually been expected to win, but again the weather proved to be a major factor in the final results with more rain and thunder overshadowing the day’s play.

Tony Barritt took second just ahead of Barry Traynor and Trevor Schirmer, who had to be separated by count back, in third and fourth respectively. No one was more surprised than Richard Garland to find himself in the last podium position with a score that, although good enough to clean out his playing partners, was not one of his best.

Once again The Mobile ATM was in full swing, as it paid out everyone that punched in for the day, with an even worse score than on the previous outing.

The twos pool, including the carry over, was shared between Chang Suh and Trevor Edge helping the latter to almost recover his days outgoings. Much chuntering and promises of trips to the range and lessons were to be heard in the bar after the presentations were completed.

Prior to the prize giving Richard welcomed new member Peter Jackson and welcomed back Al Rolnik, Scott Chatburn, Mark Gorda and Malcolm Clare.